Alexikokopops Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 By the sounds of it I'd spend it protecting my missus from all you guys that are trying to rape anything that moves. Unless... spitroast anyone?
MikeyT Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 By the sounds of it I'd spend it protecting my missus from all you guys that are trying to rape anything that moves.Unless... spitroast anyone? Good point! I'll be heading to Northampton that day then to protect my missus as well! haha
Guest Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 why not live everyday like it is your last? If the replies on here are anything to go by, our prisons would be MASSIVELY overcrowded if they did
blue blood Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 If the replies on here are anything to go by, our prisons would be MASSIVELY overcrowded if they did Yeah it does sound like the sex fueled murderers would come out of the closet
Dr The Singh Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 It wouldn't happen this guy would save the world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSUOqkD4-Pg...feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDgmlq6DOyw
Ultra Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 By the sounds of it I'd spend it protecting my missus from all you guys that are trying to rape anything that moves.Unless... spitroast anyone? Sounds like hell would suddenly become a lot more crowded..
uggie_13 Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 Hahaha hope you arent saying its ok to do that! Still have to show some decorum! Remember it's not rape if you shout surprise.
Thracian Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 I'd ring Sapp and LilDave3. I'd get Sapp to stand exactly where the meteor was going to land and to shoot at it with a bag full of footballs. The first hit would surely send the meteorite right back where it came from. LilDave3 would take photos exclusively for FoxesTalk showing the shuddering impact of Sapp's handiwork.
lildave3 Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 I'd ring Sapp and LilDave3. I'd get Sapp to stand exactly where the meteor was going to land and to shoot at it with a bag full of footballs. The first hit would surely send the meteorite right back where it came from. LilDave3 would take photos exclusively for FoxesTalk showing the shuddering impact of Sapp's handiwork. Why exactly would I be taking photos? I'd clearly be on my knees in front of the Sappletree. Worshipping him obviously, I don't like him THAT much.
Raj Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 Why exactly would I be taking photos?I'd clearly be on my knees in front of the Sappletree. Worshipping him obviously, I don't like him THAT much. Thought you worshipped Howard? Your always licking his arse when i slag him off!!!
lildave3 Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 Thought you worshipped Howard?Your always licking his arse when i slag him off!!! I don't worship Howard, I just like him. And recognise he doesn't deserve the abuse he gets off everyone. Mainly you!
Raj Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 I don't worship Howard, I just like him. And recognise he doesn't deserve the abuse he gets off everyone. Mainly you! I gotta hate someone. If it aint an over rated fat bastard who filled us all with hope when he arrived and apart from a hat trick at WBA did fcuk all else and helped get us relegated(Notice im blabbering now!!!) then if i dont hate him....it would be YOU!!!!. And as i said before you is like my ikkle step brother!!!!
Corky Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 I'd ring Sapp and LilDave3. I'd get Sapp to stand exactly where the meteor was going to land and to shoot at it with a bag full of footballs. The first hit would surely send the meteorite right back where it came from. LilDave3 would take photos exclusively for FoxesTalk showing the shuddering impact of Sapp's handiwork. It would have to be all-out attack from the Sapp right? Anything less won't do
Thracian Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 It would have to be all-out attack from the Sapp right? Anything less won't do Sapp "all out"? Very risky even with my philosophy! Don't forget the meteorite's only got to be redirected, not blasted into oblivion.
thecannon Posted 14 August 2008 Posted 14 August 2008 I would take a shite in the centre circle at pride park Then a piss at the city ground. Then try get with as many girls as possible Can't fault you. Then i would probably shit at the Ricoh arena as well!
MikeyT Posted 14 August 2008 Posted 14 August 2008 Remember it's not rape if you shout surprise. Theres something very wrong about what you just said!
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