The People's Hero Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 Twiglets - Orgasm. Nussul. One day you'll have sex and you'll be embarrassed you said that. Nussul Nussul Nussul, when will you learn? *shakes head* *eats apples* *resumes shaking head*
AoWW Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 I hate all food at the moment. Having to go to a family 'gathering' today, as well, which will undoubtedly involve huge amounts of food. :sick:
Corky Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 I hate all food at the moment. Having to go to a family 'gathering' today, as well, which will undoubtedly involve huge amounts of food. :sick: Get really drunk beforehand and say you don't feel hungry, then you won't have to eat.
AoWW Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 Get really drunk beforehand and say you don't feel hungry, then you won't have to eat. drink?
AoWW Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 Why not ring up and say you're ill? Coz it's not worth the hassle. Easier to just get on with it than be grilled over stuff.
Joe. Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 Twiglets are scum. Marmite on the other hand, is god.
The People's Hero Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 Twiglets are scum.Marmite on the other hand, is god. 1/2 right. But doooooooooon't be saaaaaaaaaad. Cos one outta two ain't baaaad.
Alexikokopops Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 When I'm running this country, I'm banning revels, twiglets and all other foods I fu cking hate. If you get rid of Twiglets I will end you. Oh, and don't even think of touching Marmite (nectar of the Gods)
The People's Hero Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 If you get rid of Twiglets I will end you.Oh, and don't even think of touching Marmite (nectar of the Gods) Nectar of my arse.
Katy Posted 19 August 2008 Author Posted 19 August 2008 Marmite rocks Raisin and malteaser revels still rock I'm having to eat actual shit as my freezer is still fooked and there's nowt in the house, Stez made tea last night and it consisted of three different types of potato and then the revels no wonder I feel like crap today PS get well soon Walshy
stez Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 OMNOMNOMNOM it did sound like that for ten minutes or so Which Revel got evicted in the end? Has to be Coffee surely. coffee is the best ever! Coffee and Orange ones are awful, its all about the toffffeeeeeeeeah toffee threatens to break my teeth I hate all food at the moment. Having to go to a family 'gathering' today, as well, which will undoubtedly involve huge amounts of food. :sick: fill up on water Marmite rocksRaisin and malteaser revels still rock I'm having to eat actual shit as my freezer is still fooked and there's nowt in the house, Stez made tea last night and it consisted of three different types of potato and then the revels no wonder I feel like crap today PS get well soon Walshy 3 types of spud (new, mashed (crushed) and wedged) runner beans, yorkshires, stuffing! tea last night was awesome with zero ingredients in the house
Guest Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Anyone who eliminates both Twiglets and Marmite is a true hero. They would get my vote.
The People's Hero Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Anyone who eliminates both Twiglets and Marmite is a true hero. They would get my vote. And there it is, a nugget of pure truth, wisdom and virtue all bound up in to one perfectly sized post.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 I always thought that eating Revels would be a lot more exciting if they put a few in each bag with even less desirable fillings than coffee. My suggestions would be: sand, soil, rabbit chod
The People's Hero Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 I always thought that eating Revels would be a lot more exciting if they put a few in each bag with even less desirable fillings than coffee.My suggestions would be: sand, soil, rabbit chod What about liquid twiglet? Urrrrgh.
Tabou Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 I love twiglets. How can you not like twiglets? Twiglets aren't just a snack, twiglets are a meal. Twiglets are the food of Gods. If you don't like twiglets, your no better than Gary 'Twiglet Nazi' Glitter. Twiglet. I wish I had a house made of twiglets.
The People's Hero Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 I love twiglets. How can you not like twiglets? Twiglets aren't just a snack, twiglets are a meal. Twiglets are the food of Gods. If you don't like twiglets, your no better than Gary 'Twiglet Nazi' Glitter. Twiglet. I wish I had a house made of twiglets. Shut yer twiglet, twiglet-boy. One revel should be filled with cum. That way when your girlfriend eats it you can say 'see, wasn't that bad, was it?' *zip*
Tabou Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Shut yer twiglet, twiglet-boy.One revel should be filled with cum. That way when your girlfriend eats it you can say 'see, wasn't that bad, was it?' *zip* Your twisted.
Alexikokopops Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Anyone who eliminates both Twiglets and Marmite is a true hero. They would get my vote. I'm afraid I will hold you responsable if this ever happens. Your punishment will be an eternity eating chips, cheese and gravy.
The People's Hero Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Twiggle my sucklett. Sh it. You've got me there. Touche. You win this round - but I'll be back with my cloak, my dagger and my bottle of Mr Nussul - loves the bands you hate. EMO!
Guest Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 I'm afraid I will hold you responsable if this ever happens. Your punishment will be an eternity eating chips, cheese and gravy. Separately, I hope.
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