Parking

[The People's Hero]

Just had a great argument with multiple people about parking.

Parking provokes some of the greatest arguments.

[Tabou]

Just had a great argument with multiple people about parking.

Parking provokes some of the greatest arguments.

Yes, like "Why are women so f-in terrible at it?"

[The People's Hero]

Yes, like "Why are women so f-in terrible at it?"

No like leaving notes on people's cars telling them they are inconsiderate etc etc.

Hilariously when as a result one tried to move his car, he reversed at quite some speed in to a post.

I'm now a hero along this group of offices but the sworn enemy of Maidstone Squash Club.

[James.]

My mate once got a "Stevie Wonder Parking - Respect!" note left under his wiper after a particularly wild piece of parking. Made us laugh.

[The People's Hero]

My mate once got a "Stevie Wonder Parking - Respect!" note left under his wiper after a particularly wild piece of parking. Made us laugh.

I did five cars with different comments.

One of them got irate though. He is completely blocking the road, no one can get through, I can't get my car out and loads can't get to their own spaces.

He said...

1) I could get a lorry through there (it's about a 3 foot gap)

2) I can park where I like, I'm with the squash club.

Happily, a lorry turned up shortly after and proved my point.

Clampers on way. Arsehole.

[Scow]

My brother's girlfriend reversed in to my mum's car. That was fairly amusing.

[The People's Hero]

It's all kicked off round here.

The clampers just turned up and arseholes #1 - #5 have just realised I'm not bluffing.

[Tabou]

My brother's girlfriend reversed in to my mum's car. That was fairly amusing.

Many moons ago, I parked my Mum's new motor (which was rather shiney) onto the drive after coming back from Razorlight gig.

Due to other distractions, I left the handbrake off, and got out of the car and went to bed.

I was awoken at 6am by my dear old ma' , who pointed out that the car had rolled approximately 100 feet down the drive, and came to rest at the wall. I say at the wall, on the wall.

A wall that had been finished being built about 3 days before.

[The People's Hero]

Many moons ago, I parked my Mum's new motor (which was rather shiney) onto the drive after coming back from Razorlight gig.

Due to other distractions, I left the handbrake off, and got out of the car and went to bed.

I was awoken at 6am by my dear old ma' , who pointed out that the car had rolled approximately 100 feet down the drive, and came to rest at the wall. I say at the wall, on the wall.

A wall that had been finished being built about 3 days before.

All I can say is you've got a fuc king long drive.

[JakeShingler]

It's all kicked off round here.

The clampers just turned up and arseholes #1 - #5 have just realised I'm not bluffing.

Sounds funny.

[The People's Hero]

Sounds funny.

You should see the size of these clampers.

Sh it, I hope they move the car that's blocked me in, rather than clamp it.

[The People's Hero]

Haha some of the cars have been towed.

Boy, am I unpopular.

[Guest]

My brother's girlfriend reversed in to my mum's car. That was fairly amusing.

One of the twats who think private property doesn't exist has just reversed into our fence post. Even funnier, the twat, instead of carrying on trying to use our drive to turn in, drove down to where cars are supposed to turn in an attempt to make it look like they didn't do it.

The fence post is relatively unscathed. The car isn't.

[AoWW]

I can do this type of parking (though I've never tried it in a Volvo Estate).

But this impresses me a lot. Really wanna figure out how to do this - but people keep refusing to handily park their cars so I can try.

[Katy]

Yes, like "Why are women so f-in terrible at it?"

I'm no feminist (or braggard) but I'm the dogs doodars at reverse parking

[Matt]

There was no parking spaces left at work once so I parked opposite my unit.

Someone else comes along later in the day when there was spaces available, and i'm parking in "his" spot (It is unreserved parked by the way) so what does he do? Park in one of the available spaces? No, Park his car behind mine so I can't get out....

I just drove across the grass verge right infront of his unit and dug the grass up - That'll teach him.

I was tempted to get the Fork lift and move his car by lifting it whilst also doing some damage but thought that'd be abit harsh.

[JoeyB]

I can do this type of parking (though I've never tried it in a Volvo Estate).

But this impresses me a lot. Really wanna figure out how to do this - but people keep refusing to handily park their cars so I can try.

You cant do the first one

your a Fe............

not going to say it, Lisa will beat me

[AoWW]

You cant do the first one

your a Fe............

not going to say it, Lisa will beat me

The point was that I can. Muppet.

[Durnerz]

Parked recently in a street in Loughborough and a resident argued I shouldn't be parking outside his house, despite the entire street being empty pretty much and no yellow line or sign for return times etc being visible.

Some people are cocks.

[Unit]

Tenner for whoever does this:

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-parallel-park.html

at work tommorow and video records it.

[The Reverend]

I can do this type of parking (though I've never tried it in a Volvo Estate).

But this impresses me a lot. Really wanna figure out how to do this - but people keep refusing to handily park their cars so I can try.

I had to watch the second one about 7 times. Unbelievable.

[Guest]

I can park, and I can park brilliantly. In fact, I park better than the husband.

[Bellend Sebastian]

I've had to park on the street for eight years and I'm still shit at it