Claire Richards from Steps...

[Dr The Singh]

My anus hurts.

Okay, what has caused this pain, have you been inserting anything into it?????

[Dr The Singh]

I'll put them next to Mrs Singh's

That's the laundry basket you fool, Mrs Singh never wears any clothes at home infact she doesn't have any!!!!

[Master Fox]

Okay, what has caused this pain, have you been inserting anything into it?????

I accidentally slipped over and fell onto a huge rubber penis that wedged itself in there.

[Dr The Singh]

I accidentally slipped over and fell onto a huge rubber penis that wedged itself in there.

I take it this penis did not have any lubricration on it, and was it only wedged the once????? And how large was this penis????

[Stevosevic]

Would people here really shag Charlotte Church?

She's a chubby these days.

[Fox You Forest]

Yes, Yes i would.

[Dr The Singh]

Would people here really shag Charlotte Church?

She's a chubby these days.

Yes!!!

[Master Fox]

I take it this penis did not have any lubricration on it, and was it only wedged the once????? And how large was this penis????

I'm afraid to say this ins't the first time this has happened. The penis was on the large side you could say...

[Dr The Singh]

I'm afraid to say this ins't the first time this has happened. The penis was on the large side you could say...

Is the penis still stuck and have you been stimulating your anus while it's been in there and are you enjoying the sensation???

[Corky]

This thread has taken a turn for the worse.

Pictures like that of Charlotte Church are not needed

[Stevosevic]

Oh yeh, also, didn't someone on this forum have a fling with the bird from Steps? He said he wouldn't put pictures up himself, but would be happy to e-mail them to someone to do it.

It was in another thread i swear.

[Fox You Forest]

I remember it was Lisa Scott Lee.

[Corky]

Oh yeh, also, didn't someone on this forum have a fling with the bird from Steps? He said he wouldn't put pictures up himself, but would be happy to e-mail them to someone to do it.

It was in another thread i swear.

I don't like to boast you know.....

[The People's Hero]

Ms Church,

If you're reading.

You're going to have to get back in to shape if you wanna ride THIS train.

Um-hmmmmmmmmm.

James.

ps Why don't you ever write me sometime?

[Katy]

Would people here really shag Charlotte Church?

She's a chubby these days.

Is chubby really so bad?

[Tabou]

Is chubby really so bad?

No, No it's not.

EDIT: Ugly is though. Badddd Ugly.

[Dr The Singh]

Is chubby really so bad?

Now before you start katy most guys on here think your !!

[Master Fox]

Is the penis still stuck and have you been stimulating your anus while it's been in there and are you enjoying the sensation???

The penis is usually not far from my behind. I have a little pocket one too

[Dr The Singh]

The penis is usually not far from my behind. I have a little pocket one too

Okay, you need to give your anus a rest and stop stimulating it for atleast a week, in the meantime i'll prescribe you some Anusol, use twice daily and some lactatives to get rid of your stool!! If after it still hurst, it looks like you ruptured a colon muscle or pile, this may require surgery!!!

[Master Fox]

Okay, you need to give your anus a rest and stop stimulating it for atleast a week, in the meantime i'll prescribe you some Anusol, use twice daily and some lactatives to get rid of your stool!! If after it still hurst, it looks like you ruptured a colon muscle or pile, this may require surgery!!!

Thanks Doc, you're the best.

[Dr The Singh]

Thanks Doc, you're the best.

Glad I could help MF, anything for a pal, i'll see you at Mandela Park later tonight!!!

[Katy]

Now before you start katy most guys on here think your !!

That's before they meet me in the flesh though. I can guarantee every lad who though I was 'hot' on here and went on to meet me would agree I definitely not 'hot' That's not me putting myself down that is indeed a fact.

It's fine, I can live with that.

I don't think you should give Claire a hard time though, I think she's lost shit loads of weight anyway since that last picture so all you vacuous lads can rest easy

[Dr The Singh]

That's before they meet me in the flesh though. I can guarantee every lad who though I was 'hot' on here and went on to meet me would agree I definitely not 'hot' That's not me putting myself down that is indeed a fact.

It's fine, I can live with that.

I don't think you should give Claire a hard time though, I think she's lost shit loads of weight anyway since that last picture so all you vacuous lads can rest easy

I've met you, and many have, I don't think they would say that your unattractive at all, most I know think your ,were all jealous of Fez, he he (sorry to bring that up, ps I dunno what has gone on or hasn't by the way) !!!

Claire has let herself go big time, and has admitted it and hopefully she can amend that!!

[skinnydipper]

That's before they meet me in the flesh though. I can guarantee every lad who though I was 'hot' on here and went on to meet me would agree I definitely not 'hot' That's not me putting myself down that is indeed a fact.

It's fine, I can live with that.

I don't think you should give Claire a hard time though, I think she's lost shit loads of weight anyway since that last picture so all you vacuous lads can rest easy

Guess who said this;

I am not as bad as you in the putting down stakes, although I admit that I do do it. Neither of us should do it really though especially you Lease

Shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Mind you , I'm deluded the other way - I think I'm Gods Gift

[Tilley]

I'd still do it

Bigger girls > stick insects.