Fosse Boy Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Red wine seems to be single handedly getting me through uni at the moment. A jar (not bottle) of Paul Masson at £3.59 from Tesco gets me ready for a night out at at least half the price of an eight pack of beer. I heard it's good for your heart too...
AoWW Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 I think it was the naked picture and undies I received in the post this morning.Seriously though, you could have paid postage. You got those? Oh, erm, sorry 'bout that. A, erm, simple case of being wrongly addressed, I'm afraid. Would you be so kind as to forward them on for me? (I'll PM you with the details of who to!) Ah, I can see now where it all went wrong. You were supposed to get the tu.......... oh, shit........
The People's Hero Posted 25 November 2008 Author Posted 25 November 2008 You got those? Oh, erm, sorry 'bout that. A, erm, simple case of being wrongly addressed, I'm afraid. Would you be so kind as to forward them on for me? (I'll PM you with the details of who to!) Ah, I can see now where it all went wrong. You were supposed to get the tu.......... oh, shit........ So erm... who has the turd gone to?
The People's Hero Posted 25 November 2008 Author Posted 25 November 2008 Second bottle done. Work in the morrow. Ta ra folks.
Katy Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 You're being a bit cheekeh tonight Bert, are you feeling ok?
Bert Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 You're being a bit cheekeh tonight Bert, are you feeling ok? I'm fine. Just fancy a bit of a light hearted giggle.
fox123 Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 A higher than mighty, Holier than thou thread is due to be started again. I'm happy to oblige.
Alexikokopops Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 This is the incident that lead to this thread's creation. I sent him a message and this is what transpired: TPH: i so thoigjt thsrt was sarh txtingg me back Me: I'm sorry I can pretend to be Sarah if you want. Are you drunk? TPH: nt drunkk. reflectig wih somme red wine Me: How's the reflecting going? Reflected enough to attack Russell yet? TPH: wou,dnr do any goid Me: It would if you killed him, went to the funeral with her and then used her emotional distress and/or your mullet to woo her into your pants TPH: tik she shuuld uiekld and juat bw mine (I've since worked out this means "think she should yield and just be mine") Me: That doesn't make any sense! Try again! TPH: tjat wiuld work? ps not tjt drunk. check fxesrlk for evodence Ah, young love
The People's Hero Posted 25 November 2008 Author Posted 25 November 2008 It's the touch screen phone I tells ya.
The People's Hero Posted 25 November 2008 Author Posted 25 November 2008 TPH: tik she shuuld uiekld and juat bw mine (I've since worked out this means "think she should yield and just be mine") That particular bit is epic and also extremely pathetic!
Katy Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 That particular bit is epic and also extremely pathetic! James, James, James! Come on, tells us why you've turned into Mike Skinner and mugged yaself.
Dr The Singh Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 James, James, James! Come on, tells us why you've turned into Mike Skinner and mugged yaself. I went on General Chat and saw Red Wine and Katy and thought what a wonderful combination!! PS - I'm really getting into Red Wine but it's gets me really drunk and really quick!!
The People's Hero Posted 25 November 2008 Author Posted 25 November 2008 James, James, James! Come on, tells us why you've turned into Mike Skinner and mugged yaself. It wasn't intentional I can assure you. I think I believed my own hype. If only she'd believed it. Nothing ventured nothing gained... <_<
Katy Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 It wasn't intentional I can assure you.I think I believed my own hype. If only she'd believed it. Nothing ventured nothing gained... <_< Come on Jim, you're cooler than this. She must have knocked you for 6 for you to be like this.
The People's Hero Posted 25 November 2008 Author Posted 25 November 2008 Come on Jim, you're cooler than this. She must have knocked you for 6 for you to be like this. I genuinely don't know what to say.
Katy Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 I genuinely don't know what to say. That has to be a first. I'm worried about you now. Damn women!
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