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Alexikokopops

The weekend

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But it would mean that confused key-searchers would be forever rummaging in your boxes for their keys... only to be greeted with *insert whatever you currently call your testes and schlong* (wasn't it something Noisewater?)

My penis is currently called Anthony Costa because it's a short, useless prick.

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My penis is currently called Anthony Costa because it's a short, useless prick.

What about Craig David?

Popular in the 90s, went out of fashion, tried to resurrect itself in the early noughties but ultimately failed.

Now collaborating with others, seen rarely.

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My penis is currently called Anthony Costa because it's a short, useless prick.

My mate who looks like Anthony Costa has just had a baby (will his wenchette has).

I hope the baby doesn't end up looking like your penis.

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I'm going to Geneva tomorrow morning for the weekend.

Tonight I'll probably just sit around in my pants again.

I saw some sequinned pants in Topshop today, and wondered why you would want sequinned pants. Then I realised that they were hotpants.

I didn't buy them.

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I saw some sequinned pants in Topshop today, and wondered why you would want sequinned pants. Then I realised that they were hotpants.

I didn't buy them.

How much were they?

(Just as a case in point to show how the recent VAT changes have affected high street prices)

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How much were they?

(Just as a case in point to show how the recent VAT changes have affected high street prices)

Do you know, I didn't even look!

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Looking forward t' weekend.

The females will not know what has hit them, its pirate night.

AHOY THERE BABE! SHIVER ME TIMBERS BITCH.

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How much were they?

(Just as a case in point to show how the recent VAT changes have affected high street prices)

£6.99. I don't sit around in my house in just ANY pants.

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What about Craig David?

Popular in the 90s, went out of fashion, tried to resurrect itself in the early noughties but ultimately failed.

Now collaborating with others, seen rarely.

It's so true it hurts :cry:

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I'm thinking of investing.

If you must listen to him, please download it for free, don't buy it and pay cashmoney for it. You'll only encourage him.

"CRAIG DAVID ALL OVER YOUR FACE"

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If you must listen to him, please download it for free, don't buy it and pay cashmoney for it. You'll only encourage him.

"CRAIG DAVID ALL OVER YOUR FACE"

All calls diverted to answer phone,

Red wine bottle, half the contents gone,

Can you fill me in?

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All calls diverted to answer phone,

Red wine bottle, half the contents gone,

Can you fill me in?

But Mike, what's ya flava?

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You try and come onto a younger male in the hope of some cheeky buttsex and look what happens. Ignored. I'm leaving Foxestalk forever

Have a cheeky beer with me tomorrow night instead.

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