The weekend

[lildave3]

Free crib tonight, so will take advantage of that some way or another.

X-box has decided to die again after being alright all week, could hinder the weekend.

I'm there.

[Zingari]

sorry , it's classified information and if you found out i'd have to shoot you ;

but it's something really big and important

[Sods]

Happy birthday for Sunday mate, have a good 'un and one on me

Cheers mate should be a good weekend!

[Daggers]

my mate is trying it with my ex girlfriend, so will be a very entertaining night.

Certainly will - I gave her crabs last Thursday.

[James.]

Friday night - dinner with my girlfriend, my girlfriend's sister, my girlfriend's sister's boyfriend and my girlfriend's two old housemates. Not all my social activities are so centrally focussed around my girlfriend, honest. This should be fun. Not too late though.

Saturday - sit around in my pants doing stuff like internet, cleaning, eating, reading. Go for a run.

Saturday night - go and get ruined at Cargo with loads of mates in honour of our time spent at Reading University then back to a friend's house in Dalston for the after party. Struggle home at some point on Sunday morning.

Sunday - sleep and eat and probably drink more.

Sunday night - Top Gear then bed.

Well dinner turned into a bit of a wine drinking marathon and a little later than expected. So I'll now be sitting around in my pants today curing my hangover in preparation for a monster of a night tonight.

[Monk]

I'm up to sweet F.A. have absolutely nothing to do (other than maybe go for a run, which I'm trying to put off....). Any ideas?

[James.]

I'm up to sweet F.A. have absolutely nothing to do (other than maybe go for a run, which I'm trying to put off....). Any ideas?

Sit around in your pants watching sport. What more could you want?!

[Master Fox]

Doing some revision today. Had a bit of late one last night though. Bagged a new pc and got my records back after about 5 months.

[Alexikokopops]

I need the weekend to start. Hurry up weekend. Managed to convince previous girl to come and cook me dinner again. Hooray. I'll never have to cook again if I keep this up.

[James.]

I'm going to Geneva tomorrow morning for the weekend.

Tonight I'll probably just sit around in my pants again.

[Alexikokopops]

Tonight I'll probably just sit around in my pants again.

That's what I'm planning to do tonight too.

[Master Fox]

Sunday is sexual.

Rest of the time will be spent drunk.

I dont plan on being sober now until 2009

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Sunday is sexual.

I concurr. Watching Aled Jones on Songs Of Praise really inspires me to crack one out.

[James.]

That's what I'm planning to do tonight too.

Nights in pants are seriously underrated.

I might treat myself to a whisky or two while I'm at it.

[Alexikokopops]

Nights in pants are seriously underrated.

I might treat myself to a whisky or two while I'm at it.

What's the best way to convince this girl that a night in pants is the best option? Just whip of the trews and hope for the best?

[The People's Hero]

What's the best way to convince this girl that a night in pants is the best option? Just whip of the trews and hope for the best?

Don't forget to forget to take your shoes off first, meaning you have to turn it in to a sexy dance.

[Alexikokopops]

Don't forget to forget to take your shoes off first, meaning you have to turn it in to a sexy dance.

[The People's Hero]

That's why they call them business socks.

Note: Make sure to keep your socks on.

If only it were wednesday night. Still, at least it's not tuesday night.

[James.]

Socks on and boxers strategically hanging off one foot for ease of putting back on after the work is done.

[Alexikokopops]

Socks on and boxers strategically hanging off one foot for ease of putting back on after the work is done.

There's nothing more ungainly than trying to find your boxers after the work is done. Apart from my sexual technique.

[The People's Hero]

Socks on and boxers strategically hanging off one foot for ease of putting back on after the work is done.

YES!

Otherwise they get lost in the heap of other clothes on the floor/in the bedclothes.

Do you actually do this? I've definitely done it on occasion.

There's nothing more ungainly than trying to find your boxers after the work is done. Apart from my sexual technique.

There is.

Trying to find your boxers, clothes, wallet, phone and then your way to the front door - all without waking the pig you pulled the night before up.

Optional points for locating her phone and deleting your number.

[James.]

YES!

Otherwise they get lost in the heap of other clothes on the floor/in the bedclothes.

Do you actually do this? I've definitely done it on occasion.

Of course I do! I've been in a relationship for nigh on 7 years. It's an "understanding".

[Alexikokopops]

YES!

Otherwise they get lost in the heap of other clothes on the floor/in the bedclothes.

Do you actually do this? I've definitely done it on occasion.

I might install one of those things people put on keys to my boxers. Them ones which make a sound when you whistle so you know where your keys are. This implies I have enough sex to warrant such a device. I don't.

[The People's Hero]

Of course I do! I've been in a relationship for nigh on 7 years. It's an "understanding".

Do you have a nightly arrangement like in the song?

Tuesday night visit her parents.

Wednesday night 'business time'

TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE 99!

[The People's Hero]

I might install one of those things people put on keys to my boxers. Them ones which make a sound when you whistle so you know where your keys are. This implies I have enough sex to warrant such a device. I don't.

But it would mean that confused key-searchers would be forever rummaging in your boxes for their keys... only to be greeted with *insert whatever you currently call your testes and schlong* (wasn't it something Noisewater?)