Best Holiday - Worst Holiday

[Ric Flair]

There's probably a few more stories I could add to this, but that one took me best part of 3 hours to do. I am tempted though, they bring me much joy when I re-live them.

[Alexikokopops]

There's probably a few more stories I could add to this, but that one took me best part of 3 hours to do. I am tempted though, they bring me much joy when I re-live them.

No wonder, it's 29 words shy of 2500. That's longer than most essays I wrote in my first year

[Ric Flair]

No wonder, it's 29 words shy of 2500. That's longer than most essays I wrote in my first year

It's funny, if that had been titled 'The advantages and disadvantages of slag cement - discuss' I imagine it would have been a lot, lot shorter and taken me all day and night. Shows your mind can play ball when it wants to.

I might treat everyone to a festive story if I get time before I finish for a few weeks on Friday.

[Ross-Kemp]

Top class story

[The People's Hero]

My life absolutely pales in to insignificance when compared to the Flairmeister's.

[Ric Flair]

My life absolutely pales in to insignificance when compared to the Flairmeister's.

I doubt that very much.

[CosbehFox]

Top class story

Aye, certain stuff struck accord. We spent holiday scrapping with some Belgian kids. We thought they were German and started with the war stuff. Got caught in the elevator doing the nazi salutes. Then one of the kids left the Belgian group and could speak broken English and informed us of their nationality.

Playing on Tekken in the arcade was intense - esp. when one of them would become player 2 and nick ya go. One night, it nearly ended up in the nearest thing you can have to a riot for twelve year olds. The porter broke it up

Porter 'Why you do this?'

Mate 'Them. They're German.'

For a few days it went quiet for a few days, some Irish kid accidentally fell through a glass door. Eventually, it started again. Then on the last but one day, some bigger lad from Barnsley came along said abrasively said 'fook Off ya Gerry. We're England. Move out of t'arcade or I'll boot up ya arse.' They got the message.

Best Holidays - Ayia Napa before the craze. Portugal in a villa (our booked villa needed some work doing to them, so they moved us into some 14 person mansion).

Worst Holiday - Limassol, Cyprus. One year ended up in some awful apartment which had an aeroplane engine for air con unit and still water in places.

[Ric Flair]

Aye, certain stuff struck accord. We spent holiday scrapping with some Belgian kids. We thought they were German and started with the war stuff. Got caught in the elevator doing the nazi salutes. Then one of the kids left the Belgian group and could speak broken English and informed us of their nationality.

Playing on Tekken in the arcade was intense - esp. when one of them would become player 2 and nick ya go. One night, it nearly ended up in the nearest thing you can have to a riot for twelve year olds. The porter broke it up

Porter 'Why you do this?'

Mate 'Them. They're German.'

For a few days it went quiet for a few days, some Irish kid accidentally fell through a glass door. Eventually, it started again. Then on the last but one day, some bigger lad from Barnsley came along said abrasively said 'fook Off ya Gerry. We're England. Move out of t'arcade or I'll boot up ya arse.' They got the message.

Best Holidays - Ayia Napa before the craze. Portugal in a villa (our booked villa needed some work doing to them, so they moved us into some 14 person mansion).

Worst Holiday - Limassol, Cyprus. One year ended up in some awful apartment which had an aeroplane engine for air con unit and still water in places.

I'm glad to see i'm not the only one whose had aggro with the Belgians.

Your story tickled me.

[CosbehFox]

I'm glad to see i'm not the only one whose had aggro with the Belgians.

Your story tickled me.

I've got a book worthy of stuff about a trip to Poland on a bus plus various other incidents whilst abroad.

Jackanory me - a very,very long-winded jackanory at that though. I tell stories without no pay-off unlike your extraordinary piece of work Mr.Flair which is nearly worthy of e-mail around to mates but I won't give it that indecent exposure. It deserves more than that. I'll take some abuse for being so far up your arse as well.

[Joe.]

Ric your stories are truly legendary. More of them please!