Nick Posted 16 December 2008 Posted 16 December 2008 Alexikokopops, further to our discussion I have decided to enlist help. Banana Nesquick is the future. I have been stock-piling it for some time. Then it hit me. If there was a nuclear fallout I would need to keep a couple of cows underground with me in the bunker in order to get the Banana-Milk Of Life inside me as nobody could possibly stomach UHT. But then I realised that would depend on who was in the bunker also...... Does anybody have any idea how to effectively keep two cows underground in sanitary conditions in a confined space we are talking around 70 cubic feet (my garden)? The most convincing answer I receive I shall employ. I intend to build a website and set up a paypal system to fund the nuclear cow bunker which in my opinion people will donate to out of sheer ridiculousness. And when the time comes they may share in the prosperity and safety of the err, er, Banana Bunker Underground Cow ..... (great name for a pub, that.) Now your ideas please...... I shall require plans to scale. Serious posters only please, no time wasters unless anybody can also fit in a halfpipe. N.
Monk Posted 16 December 2008 Posted 16 December 2008 I think in such a scenario you'd have to at least consider turning to breast milk.
Zingari Posted 16 December 2008 Posted 16 December 2008 i think dairy cattle need fresh grass to eat , so your master plan may not be feasible , sorry to be a wet blanket
skinnydipper Posted 16 December 2008 Posted 16 December 2008 Dear N, I'm a bit worried by your post. I think this is how that Fritzl bloke got started. SD
Daggers Posted 16 December 2008 Posted 16 December 2008 A supply of light means that cows become self-sufficient. Easy, job done.
Guest Posted 16 December 2008 Posted 16 December 2008 Banana Nesquick is the future. I beg to differ.
Nationwider Posted 16 December 2008 Posted 16 December 2008 Does anybody have any idea how to effectively keep two cows underground in sanitary conditions in a confined space we are talking around 70 cubic feet (my garden)? Ask the writers of Birds Of A Feather. This basic premise spawned at least four series, I reckon.
Corky Posted 16 December 2008 Posted 16 December 2008 Ask the writers of Birds Of A Feather. This basic premise spawned at least four series, I reckon.
Alexikokopops Posted 16 December 2008 Posted 16 December 2008 Ask the writers of Birds Of A Feather. This basic premise spawned at least four series, I reckon. HAHAHAHAHAHAZHAHAAdasuihvi;[hhags[fhiouddjf;kl vhweariousd;[-ebvjifodxck;\nm I knew there was a reason I voted you funniest poster and a poster that should post more often
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