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The un-couth commoners chimney sweeping appreciation society

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Had you nailed on as a elitist , the commoners will rule with this revelation !!! :thumbup:

They will probably be shocked and saddened by the news that I am related to the Queen, have four degrees and frequently brush my teeth with Ossetra caviar.

(and am a bleeding great liar)

Posted

Pah, I don't mind being on me own, though Zingari's family is joining the cause. I feer it's only for the free scraps of pizza though :(

Posted
They will probably be shocked and saddened by the news that I am related to the Queen, have four degrees and frequently brush my teeth with Ossetra caviar.

(and am a bleeding great liar)

I was all set to reply to that until I clicked quote and was shown to be quite the fool. Bravo sir.

Posted
Pah, I don't mind being on me own, though Zingari's family is joining the cause. I feer it's only for the free scraps of pizza though :(

'r sort don't do owt fo' nowt ,

you should know that

:D

Posted
This is for TPH

yeah and the chip stain's grease

will come out in the bath

You will never understand

how it feels to live your life

with no meaning or control

and with nowhere left to go

You are amazed that they exist

and they burn so bright

whilst you can only wonder why

Rent a flat above a shop

Cut your hair and get a job

Smoke some fags and play some pool

Pretend you never went to school

But still you'll never get it right

'cause when you're laid in bed at night

watching roaches climb the wall

if you called your dad he could stop it all

yeah

You'll never live like common people

You'll never do whatever common people do

You'll never fail like common people

You'll never watch your life slide out of view

and then dance and drink and screw

'because there's nothing else to do

I want to live with common people like you

I bet Jarvis Cocker would be so proud to see his work used in this way to make snipes at people who try to make something of themselves.

Jog on, fella. What is it today? Pub, betting shop or dole queue?

Posted
I bet Jarvis Cocker would be so proud to see his work used in this way to make snipes at people who try to make something of themselves.

Jog on, fella. What is it today? Pub, betting shop or dole queue?

You can't complain about him pissing you off if you're just going to respond to everything he does! Ignore him if he winds you up

Posted
You can't complain about him pissing you off if you're just going to respond to everything he does! Ignore him if he winds you up

I'm just having some fun with the pathetic little scamp!

Posted
I dropped out of Uni first year (for personal reasons) so that doesn't entitle me to be part of the Academic Elite, so there for am rebelling against the Upper-Class toffs.

Who's in The un-couth commoners chimney sweeping appreciation society, for a potential match against the toffs.

1. Fox123

The use of the word un-couth ( with hyphen ) and the self confessed opportunity to attend University, on vocabulary and life options alone, fox123 -places you in the other thread. Even if you feel affinity or that you reckon you were born working class you aint now!

I say foxestalk class wars are an exellent idea, this way we can out the minority of intelligent, dynamic, creative and funny posters, put them in a small box ( there's only about seven of them ) and then actively hate them.

We could exile them to a different forum, my what an achievement that will be.

Or the slower, reactive, grammatically weak amongst us could look up the big words, join in tentatively with exchanges involving those with different opinions, life choices and value systems so as not to immediately get out of their depth and become abusive. Yes DB + ASH, that means you.

Merry christmas to all those at my level of understanding

Tentative staring glances to anyone else who I may feel threatened by in some way..... and the stocks and flogging.

N.

Posted
The use of the word un-couth ( with hyphen ) and the self confessed opportunity to attend University, on vocabulary and life options alone, fox123 -places you in the other thread. Even if you feel affinity or that you reckon you were born working class you aint now!

I say foxestalk class wars are an exellent idea, this way we can out the minority of intelligent, dynamic, creative and funny posters, put them in a small box ( there's only about seven of them ) and then actively hate them.

We could exile them to a different forum, my what an achievement that will be.

Or the slower, reactive, grammatically weak amongst us could look up the big words, join in tentatively with exchanges involving those with different opinions, life choices and value systems so as not to immediately get out of their depth and become abusive. Yes DB + ASH, that means you.

Merry christmas to all those at my level of understanding

Tentative staring glances to anyone else who I may feel threatened by in some way..... and the stocks and flogging.

N.

You've got latin in your sig - you's must be posh. :P

Posted
You've got latin in your sig - you's must be posh. :P

He has DB11 on ignore :huh: DB11 is as harmless as the day is long !!!!

Posted
You've got latin in your sig - you's must be posh. :P

I do find it difficult to sit with the silver spoon problems I've had.

It's been firmly wedged up there for 30 years.

Posted
I bet Jarvis Cocker would be so proud to see his work used in this way to make snipes at people who try to make something of themselves.

Jog on, fella. What is it today? Pub, betting shop or dole queue?

No work :rolleyes: Going to a winebar today Shandypants ? Your nothing but a yuppie.

Posted
No work :rolleyes:Going to a winebar today Shandypants ? Your nothing but a yuppie.

I am currently wearing a roll neck top, jacket, jeans and some brogues. I too am a yuppie.

The Yuppie life is fab. YAhhhhhhhh.

Posted
The use of the word un-couth ( with hyphen ) and the self confessed opportunity to attend University, on vocabulary and life options alone, fox123 -places you in the other thread. Even if you feel affinity or that you reckon you were born working class you aint now!

I say foxestalk class wars are an exellent idea, this way we can out the minority of intelligent, dynamic, creative and funny posters, put them in a small box ( there's only about seven of them ) and then actively hate them.

We could exile them to a different forum, my what an achievement that will be.

Or the slower, reactive, grammatically weak amongst us could look up the big words, join in tentatively with exchanges involving those with different opinions, life choices and value systems so as not to immediately get out of their depth and become abusive. Yes DB + ASH, that means you.

Merry christmas to all those at my level of understanding

Tentative staring glances to anyone else who I may feel threatened by in some way..... and the stocks and flogging.

N.

I'm happy in my own little bubble grimacing at the toffs. :D

Posted
I am currently wearing a roll neck top, jacket, jeans and some brogues. I too am a yuppie.

The Yuppie life is fab. YAhhhhhhhh.

Yes but your one of them shandypants parklife lemoade in my lager tarts aswell. What uni did you attend ?

Noel was right what he said about yuppies.

Posted
I am currently wearing a roll neck top, jacket, jeans and some brogues. I too am a yuppie.

The Yuppie life is fab. YAhhhhhhhh.

Hudsons by any chance?

Posted
Yes but your one of them shandypants parklife lemoade in my lager tarts aswell. What uni did you attend ?

Noel was right what he said about yuppies.

Lager? LAGER?

Do behave darling. I'm a guiness man.

Uni? Didn't.

Posted
The very same.

I love my Hudson brogues - I'm sticking to The un-couth commoners chimney sweeping appreciation society though

Posted
I love my Hudson brogues - I'm sticking to The un-couth commoners chimney sweeping appreciation society though

i bet you pinched them off one of your betters though didn't you?

Posted
i bet you pinched them off one of your betters though didn't you?

One minute I was polishing them for him. The next I was running down the cobbles in them like a proper little scamp.

Posted
One minute I was polishing them for him. The next I was running down the cobbles in them like a proper little scamp.

bless your cotton/acrylic mix socks, consider this an e-ruffling of the hair!

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