GLC Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 i was almost arrested for stealing tinsel, i saw tinsel on the coral(betting shop) sign i took it for a christmas meal thing i was having a policeman wearing normal clothes came up and said put it back or you will get arrested, i was like what??? we put it back bloody police!
fox123 Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 i was almost arrested for stealing tinsel, i saw tinsel on the coral(betting shop) sign i took it for a christmas meal thing i was having a policeman wearing normal clothes came up and said put it back or you will get arrested, i was like what??? we put it back bloody police! On one of my drunken adventures, I was escorted out of town and given a 24 hour ban from entering the City Centre, fact that! I was trying to pinch a taxi though with the driver still in it I have also been kidnapped by a taxi driver...me and taxi drivers do not get on...robbing bastards
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 I've had my details taken down by the cops, for allegdly stealing a chair a trolley and numerous times for pissing in public all whilst drunk.
GLC Posted 24 December 2008 Author Posted 24 December 2008 On one of my drunken adventures, I was escorted out of town and given a 24 hour ban from entering the City Centre, fact that!I was trying to pinch a taxi though with the driver still in it haha I've had my details taken down by the cops, for allegdly stealing a chair a trolley and numerous times for pissing in public all whilst drunk. it didnt get that far , my sister called himk a peado and shes 23
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 haha it didnt get that far , my sister called himk a peado and shes 23 One time 3 coppers approached me and me mates got our details and threatened too lock us up which we actually wanted as we had no way of getting home and we were about 60kms from home and could were very drunk. We tried to get them to lock us up but they wouldn't have a bar of it, probably a good thing in the end.
Guest Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 i was almost arrested for stealing tinsel, i saw tinsel on the coral(betting shop) sign i took it for a christmas meal thing i was having a policeman wearing normal clothes came up and said put it back or you will get arrested, i was like what??? we put it back bloody police! But the thing is did you intend to appropriate the tinsel, without any thought of returning it? That's almost theft proven, bang 'im up g'vnor! Throw away the key!
Flynny Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Mate of mate got bollocked at by an off duty Policeman for drawing a knob on Michael Aspel's head when the Antiques Roadshow was at De Montfort Hall. Not literally his head. You know what I mean.
Guest Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Mate of mate got bollocked at by an off duty Policeman for drawing a knob on Michael Aspel's head when the Antiques Roadshow was at De Montfort Hall. Not literally his head. You know what I mean. I do, but the misconstrued version would be a lot funnier.
Zingari Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Mate of mate got bollocked at by an off duty Policeman for drawing a knob on Michael Aspel's head when the Antiques Roadshow was at De Montfort Hall. Not literally his head. You know what I mean. yeah !! i do everyone thinks they know better even mr plod is a bloody art critic these days , not abstract or expressionist enough for him i suppose
Alexikokopops Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 I've had my details taken down by the cops, for allegdly stealing a chair a trolley and numerous times for pissing in public all whilst drunk. My cousin and I nearly got arrested for drunkenly climbing on the War Memorial in Hyde Park in Sydney. Two Police cars came tearing over the turf towards us, they searched us for drugs and graffiti equipment, but we got out of being taken to the station by pleading we were "drunken pommies", so they took our details down and let us be. It's just asking to be climbed on!
Daggers Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 I was chased in a stolen car by the cops for over an hour after I shot a prostitute in the head with a semi-automatic. I'm nails.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 I was chased in a stolen car by the cops for over an hour after I shot a prostitute in the head with a semi-automatic.I'm nails. Ask yourself was it worth it
GLC Posted 24 December 2008 Author Posted 24 December 2008 But the thing is did you intend to appropriate the tinsel, without any thought of returning it? That's almost theft proven, bang 'im up g'vnor! Throw away the key! i was going to give it back i had so much to drink but no hangover
Daggers Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Ask yourself was it worth it Yes. Yes, it was.
DB11 Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Mate of mate got bollocked at by an off duty Policeman for drawing a knob on Michael Aspel's head when the Antiques Roadshow was at De Montfort Hall. Not literally his head. You know what I mean. I don't actually
Finnegan Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Nobody expected you to understand Give it a rest.
Santa_Claus Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 I've been arrested many a time mostly for impersonating Father Christmas and Breaking and Entering. Police are thick!
NorthernFox Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Last time in court I nearly went down. Took the hint..... and my sis is a (fair) polizei in Leicester
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Mate of mate got bollocked at by an off duty Policeman for drawing a knob on Michael Aspel's head when the Antiques Roadshow was at De Montfort Hall. Not literally his head. You know what I mean. It's just begging to be knobbed!
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