THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

[General Smuts]

I've just woken up for the first morning without it.

There's a Micra shaped hole in my life.

[Fez of Mahrez]

I've just woken up for the first morning without it.

There's a Micra shaped hole in my life.

They're going missing all over the place, it's a Micra-based crimewave. A Micra-wave, if you will.

[davieG]

They're going missing all over the place, it's a Micra-based crimewave. A Micra-wave, if you will.

Very clever - I like clever jokes with a play on words.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

They're going missing all over the place, it's a Micra-based crimewave. A Micra-wave, if you will.

You didn't, yes you did

[Alexikokopops]

[Zingari]

They're going missing all over the place, it's a Micra-based crimewave. A Micra-wave, if you will.

i heard about this new method of car theft on crimewatch .

they drive them round and round in circles with the lights on , and then , PING !!

gone in 60 seconds

[General Smuts]

They're going missing all over the place, it's a Micra-based crimewave. A Micra-wave, if you will.

I can't believe my Micra wave joke is being so abused!

[Guest]

Oh dear.

Sorry.

[stez]

Oh dear.

Sorry.

oi!! you were grateful of a micra t'uther evening.....!

[Corky]

I can't believe my Micra wave joke is being so abused!

It must be a pain in the carse for you Smuts.

[Guest]

oi!! you were grateful of a micra t'uther evening.....!

I'm laughing at the Micra jokes, not the Micra per se.

The Micra was brilliant the other night, although I still think I could have fit into the car seat.

[DJ Barry Hammond]

Micras are great, I have a Micra. Diss Micras and you diss me and you don't wanna diss me, no sir.

Here's your first suspect Smuts!

[Corky]

Micras are great, I have a Micra. Diss Micras and you diss me and you don't wanna diss me, no sir.

Doesn't exist.

[AoWW]

Doesn't exist.

Diss Motors does though.

[Corky]

Diss Motors does though.

Exactly