THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

[General Smuts]

What Has This World Come To?

The Micra - Has Been Stolen!!!!!!!

My Life Is In Ruins!

[GLC]

What Has This World Come To?

The Micra - Has Been Stolen!!!!!!!

My Life Is In Ruins!

someone stole your car?

[Matt]

Why would anyone steal a Micra?

Unlucky mate, even though it is a Micra () still fooking annoying and the scum need there heads kicking in.

[potter3]

Your face is an outrage.

[coale39]

They've probably done you a favour....

PS How low can you go, stealing a Micra?

[Daggers]

Have you checked your hair? Maybe it got trapped in the fringe and couldn't get out?

I blame the bloody bastard Communists and Marxists.

Scum.

Sub-human scum.

[Katy]

You were saying today how much you dislike the Micra! Who the hell would steal it? Send them round to mine Smuts, I'll get them for you!

[fox123]

I reckon it's an insurance job.

[coale39]

Have you checked your hair? Maybe it got trapped in the fringe and couldn't get out?

I blame the bloody bastard Communists and Marxists.

Scum.

Sub-human scum.

Yeah, maybe the government is nicking all the Micras and selling them overseas to get some dosh. They probably thought no one whould notice.

[Fez of Mahrez]

I reckon it was that bird from the Dog.

Or Hereford Dog.

[The People's Hero]

Insurance.

Cha-Ching!

[coale39]

Insurance.

Cha-Ching!

But the cost of making the call to the insurance company would far exceed the amount he would get back.

[stez]

Why would anyone steal a Micra?

Unlucky mate, even though it is a Micra () still fooking annoying and the scum need there heads kicking in.

if only everyone could afford a koenigsegg like you eh?

[The People's Hero]

Why would anyone steal a Micra?

Unlucky mate, even though it is a Micra () still fooking annoying and the scum need there heads kicking in.

Pride comes before a fall.

[Matt]

if only everyone could afford a koenigsegg like you eh?

VW Golf actually, you should know this, as mentioned by many people in the past I talk about it enough

And i've worked for it on a pretty shit wage, simple.

By the way i'm not the only one to diss the micra.

[Daggers]

Can I interest anyone in a delightful Vauxhall Zafira?

One lady owner.

It has unique customised paintwork and a engine guaranteed not to get you any speeding points.

[stez]

VW Golf actually, you should know this, as mentioned by many people in the past I talk about it enough

And i've worked for it on a pretty shit wage, simple.

By the way i'm not the only one to diss the micra.

because i really did think you drove a koenigsegg!

and, experience tells me the best time to take the piss out of someones car choice/all they can afford is not the time immediately after it's been stolen.

maybe the next step is:

you've got meningitis? that's rubbish, AIDs is loads better

maybe a kick someone while they're down thread should be started, just to rub salt in people's wounds

note

i don't go on about your moaning, unlike some, so i'm not having a go for the sake of it, just that taking the piss out of people who can't have what you have for whatever reason, rankles me

[stez]

Can I interest anyone in a delightful Vauxhall Zafira?

One lady owner.

It has unique customised paintwork and a engine guaranteed not to get you any speeding points.

only if it comes with a fan belt repair kit (ie pair of tights, yours if necessary)

[Matt]

because i really did think you drove a koenigsegg!

and, experience tells me the best time to take the piss out of someones car choice/all they can afford is not the time immediately after it's been stolen.

maybe the next step is:

maybe a kick someone while they're down thread should be started, just to rub salt in people's wounds

note

i don't go on about your moaning, unlike some, so i'm not having a go for the sake of it, just that taking the piss out of people who can't have what you have for whatever reason, rankles me

Yeah, fair enough sorry.

Why would anyone steal a Micra?

Unlucky mate, even though it is a Micra () still fooking annoying and the scum need there heads kicking in.

I took the piss, but did follow it up with the second line, Something not many have done in the thread. (Despite the - "even though it is a Micra" comment mixed in with it)

But of course, all these quotes below weren't taking the piss were they?!

Your face is an outrage.

They've probably done you a favour....

PS How low can you go, stealing a Micra?

Have you checked your hair? Maybe it got trapped in the fringe and couldn't get out?

I blame the bloody bastard Communists and Marxists.

Scum.

Sub-human scum.

Yeah, maybe the government is nicking all the Micras and selling them overseas to get some dosh. They probably thought no one whould notice.

[Daggers]

only if it comes with a fan belt repair kit (ie pair of tights, yours if necessary)

Y-fronts?

[Katy]

I reckon it was that bird from the Dog.

Or Hereford Dog.

It's his own fault for smothering the chicken with fluids unknown.

Micras are great, I have a Micra. Diss Micras and you diss me and you don't wanna diss me, no sir.

[stez]

Yeah, fair enough sorry.

I took the piss, but did follow it up with the second line, Something not many have done in the thread. (Despite the - "even though it is a Micra" comment mixed in with it)

But of course, all these quotes below weren't taking the piss were they?!

ok, consider those ticked off too, but yours was the first one, and thus, the first one i read

[Daggers]

It's his own fault

I have a Micra.

Hmm...I'm adding a two with another two....

[stez]

Hmm...I'm adding a two with another two....

[SOCCERROO FOX]

It didn't get stolen Smuts was just Strongbowed up and forgot where he parked it