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Nativity Play- recreated by FT!

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I know it is too late for Christmas but after being inspired by Carmel McQueen's antics in hollyoaks ( Yes, I am sad enough to watch Hollyoaks) I have decided to create the fictional play on here for FT users for a laugh

So put out your candidates to play Baby Jesus and his crew.....

My candidates-

Jesus- Jake Shingler- the apparently youngest poster on here ( apart from that 10 years old russian poster) would be ideal to play Jesus

Mary-Katy- The candidates for this role was strong with Katy, Lisa and AOWW fighting it out but eventually Katy emerged victorious due to the fact Lisa wouldn't liked to be seen over-reliant on men and Corky wouldnt be pleased to see AOWW compromised by other men

Joseph-Socceroo Fox- Due the fact he recently started a topic about growing a beard which makes him ideal for the role.

Three Wise Men/Kings- Tharican,Knowitall and DavieG- Their long rambling posts make me feel thick.Enuff said

Three Shepherds-Gradel-s lovechild- his bird supports Derby!,General Smuts- his longy emoish hair landed him the role and SobscanFan (sp) the fact he is welsh or that he lives in Wales or that he likes everything Welsh and Wales is full of sheeos

God- Mark- he created FT!

King Herod- Daggers- he would probably relish playing the villian

The Innkeeper- TPH- likely to be keen to pass his " wisdom" on Joseph and Mary

The Star- Tevez- his poster name is the most talented footballer whom name is being used as a poster name here

Let me know if I forgot any roles and sorry that I can't include everyone in the play!

Posted
I know it is too late for Christmas but after being inspired by Carmel McQueen's antics in hollyoaks ( Yes, I am sad enough to watch Hollyoaks) I have decided to create the fictional play on here for FT users for a laugh

So put out your candidates to play Baby Jesus and his crew.....

My candidates-

Jesus- Jake Shingler- the apparently youngest poster on here ( apart from that 10 years old russian poster) would be ideal to play Jesus

Mary-Katy- The candidates for this role was strong with Katy, Lisa and AOWW fighting it out but eventually Katy emerged victorious due to the fact Lisa wouldn't liked to be seen over-reliant on men and Corky wouldnt be pleased to see AOWW compromised by other men

Joseph-Socceroo Fox- Due the fact he recently started a topic about growing a beard which makes him ideal for the role.

Three Wise Men/Kings- Tharican,Knowitall and DavieG- Their long rambling posts make me feel thick.Enuff said

Three Shepherds-Gradel-s lovechild- his bird supports Derby!,General Smuts- his longy emoish hair landed him the role and SobscanFan (sp) the fact he is welsh or that he lives in Wales or that he likes everything Welsh and Wales is full of sheeos

God- Mark- he created FT!

King Herod- Daggers- he would probably relish playing the villian

The Innkeeper- TPH- likely to be keen to pass his " wisdom" on Joseph and Mary

The Star- Tevez- his poster name is the most talented footballer whom name is being used as a poster name here

Let me know if I forgot any roles and sorry that I can't include everyone in the play!

You gave Gradels Love Child a part of a Shephard? He'd be the Donkey!

Posted
You gave Gradels Love Child a part of a Shephard? He'd be the Donkey!

haha your only jealous,

woooo im a shepard!

Posted
I know it is too late for Christmas but after being inspired by Carmel McQueen's antics in hollyoaks ( Yes, I am sad enough to watch Hollyoaks) I have decided to create the fictional play on here for FT users for a laugh

So put out your candidates to play Baby Jesus and his crew.....

My candidates-

Jesus- Jake Shingler- the apparently youngest poster on here ( apart from that 10 years old russian poster) would be ideal to play Jesus

Mary-Katy- The candidates for this role was strong with Katy, Lisa and AOWW fighting it out but eventually Katy emerged victorious due to the fact Lisa wouldn't liked to be seen over-reliant on men and Corky wouldnt be pleased to see AOWW compromised by other men

Joseph-Socceroo Fox- Due the fact he recently started a topic about growing a beard which makes him ideal for the role.

Three Wise Men/Kings- Tharican,Knowitall and DavieG- Their long rambling posts make me feel thick.Enuff said

Three Shepherds-Gradel-s lovechild- his bird supports Derby!,General Smuts- his longy emoish hair landed him the role and SobscanFan (sp) the fact he is welsh or that he lives in Wales or that he likes everything Welsh and Wales is full of sheeos

God- Mark- he created FT!

King Herod- Daggers- he would probably relish playing the villian

The Innkeeper- TPH- likely to be keen to pass his " wisdom" on Joseph and Mary

The Star- Tevez- his poster name is the most talented footballer whom name is being used as a poster name here

Let me know if I forgot any roles and sorry that I can't include everyone in the play!

Angels????? There's no fucking angels. :glare::smile:

Leese and I would be inspired casting for these parts, me thinks.

See......... :innocent::innocent:

Posted
I'm Jesus woooho

Is this coz 'certain people' have been known to bellow "Jesus" after each of your posts? :unsure::P

Posted
I'll play Joseph, as it is my name (although I don't like the name Joseph, Joe is my proper name).

We're married and I didn't even know this!!! :o You'll always be Corks to me. :wub:

Posted
I'm only reliant on men to make me cups of tea and purchase tickets for me, nothing else!

I'm not saying that you are! :thumbup:

Well I thought I had the role of jesus nailed down tbh.

Oddly enough I did considered you for no reason!

Angels????? There's no fucking angels. :glare::smile:

Leese and I would be inspired casting for these parts, me thinks.

See......... :innocent::innocent:

Ok I'll add in four angels then

AOWW and Lisa- Elected purely cause I haven't a gut to argue with women

Corky- Cause he wanted to be with AOWW all time

The Singh- Cause he get excited at everything and would be enthusatic!

i'll actually, play the narrator, as my name is stez but i prefer it shortened to the narrator

Ok, due to your innovation you are in!

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The Updated Version

Jesus- Jake Shingler- the apparently youngest poster on here ( apart from that 10 years old russian poster) would be ideal to play Jesus

Mary-Katy- The candidates for this role was strong with Katy, Lisa and AOWW fighting it out but eventually Katy emerged victorious due to the fact Lisa wouldn't liked to be seen over-reliant on men and Corky wouldnt be pleased to see AOWW compromised by other men

Joseph-Socceroo Fox- Due the fact he recently started a topic about growing a beard which makes him ideal for the role.

Three Wise Men/Kings- Tharican,Knowitall and DavieG- Their long rambling posts make me feel thick.Enuff said

Three Shepherds-Gradel-s lovechild- his bird supports Derby!,General Smuts- his longy emoish hair landed him the role and SobscanFan (sp) the fact he is welsh or that he lives in Wales or that he likes everything Welsh and Wales is full of sheeos

God- Mark- he created FT!

King Herod- Daggers- he would probably relish playing the villian

The Innkeeper- TPH- likely to be keen to pass his " wisdom" on Joseph and Mary

The Star- Tevez- his poster name is the most talented footballer whom name is being used as a poster name here

Angels-AOWW and Lisa- Elected purely cause I haven't a gut to argue with women,Corky- Cause he wanted to be with AOWW all time and The Singh- Cause he get excited at everything and would be enthusatic!

Narrator- Stez- the only poster to volunteer!

Posted
I am NOT playing an angel :angry:

I want to play Joseph. Some Aussie shouldn't be given the part <_<

Pfft, just coz you want to cosy up to Katy. Don't think I don't know your game, darlin'. :whistle:

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Pfft, just coz you want to cosy up to Katy. Don't think I don't know your game, darlin'. :whistle:

My reasons are genuine :)

Katy doesn't come into the equation, it's just a coincedence that she would play my wife in the Nativity

Posted
My reasons are genuine :)

Katy doesn't come into the equation, it's just a coincedence that she would play my wife in the Nativity

Hmmmmm, I not sure I'll allow it. <_<

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