The People's Hero Posted 12 January 2009 Author Posted 12 January 2009 Does anyone remember that comedy called the Dinosaurs? It was about a bunch of dinosaurs and I used to love it.
lildave3 Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 Does anyone remember that comedy called the Dinosaurs?It was about a bunch of dinosaurs and I used to love it. I do! The baby was ace.
morris1234 Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 Well, I made up my own animal fact and through telling it to people again and again I came to believe it was true. It turns out however that it's false.I've been telling gullible people for weeks that if a giraffe falls over, it dies because it cannot get back up and therefore cannot eat leaves. They obviously eventually become a 'sitting duck' (or, more accurately, a lying giraffe) for predators, who eat the gangly, helpless creatures. Apparently though, this is not true. In fact, they even sleep lying down. I always assumed the slept propped up against a tree. As life goes on, more and more of my wonderful delusions are taken from me. My ex used to think that giraffe's things that come out of their heads which look like antennae actually had eyes on them. Seriously. You know, like in the cartoons, with eye lashes magically hovering just a few inches above. Yeah. Also, I have a theory that Rhinos are the last remaining dinosaurs, having been driven undercover, hence the subtle name change - Rhinosaurs/Rhinocerous - see? Eventually they will rise again and overcome us puny humans and have us carry out their every will and want. It's written in the stars - or in this post at least. too bad the date they had arranged for world domination was the same day tranquilizers were made. looool
BoneDog Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 By rights Giraffes should die of high blood pressure every time they bend down to drink water. However, the delicate design in their necks eliminates this risk. When they bend down, the valves in their neck vessels are shut down and they prevent excess blood from flowing to the brain.
Zingari Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 A swan is the only bird with a penis no , a penis a female swan
Rocket-Ron Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 The difference between a tractor and a giraffe is that one has hydraulics; the other has a long neck
The People's Hero Posted 13 January 2009 Author Posted 13 January 2009 The difference between a tractor and a giraffe is that one has hydraulics; the other has a long neck One had hydralics and the other has high-bollocks
skinnydipper Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 One had hydralics and the other has high-bollocks
skinnydipper Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 The ant always falls over to its right side when intoxicated Turtles can breathe through their bottoms It's possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs
ozleicester Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 The ant always falls over to its right side when intoxicatedTurtles can breathe through their bottoms It's possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs I thought that was Dalecks
Jay Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 Does anyone remember that comedy called the Dinosaurs?It was about a bunch of dinosaurs and I used to love it. I remember it always thought that Avram Grant looked like the dad from the show maybe it's just me
Monk Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 Another interesting fact I learned whilst in Central America is that the majestic Quetzal tropical bird which lives in the higher rainforests of Central America is becoming endangered because of Global Warming. Apparantly Tucans move higher in the forests to avoid the warming temperatures and have started eating the Quetzal eggs. Al Gore would just love me. Quetzal (albeit a bad photo) Tucan
Alexikokopops Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 Tucan My friend had a toucan as a pet when she was a kid (they grew up in Ecuador). She managed to accidentally choke it to death while feeding it. Whoops.
The People's Hero Posted 13 January 2009 Author Posted 13 January 2009 My friend had a toucan as a pet when she was a kid (they grew up in Ecuador). She managed to accidentally choke it to death while feeding it. Whoops. Toucan play that game! *chokes Alex*
lookwhaticando Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 Parents have been going around for many years telling poor children that birds and bees somehow combine to make children. You can't top that no matter how hard you try.
Zingari Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 Parents have been going around for many years telling poor children that birds and bees somehow combine to make children.You can't top that no matter how hard you try. women are birds and ( according to women) most men are "bees" , so it's not that far fetched
lookwhaticando Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 women are birds and ( according to women) most men are "bees" , so it's not that far fetched Is that "bees" as in derivation from the word 'business' or is it merely reference to little pricks?
Zingari Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 Is that "bees" as in derivation from the word 'business' or is it merely reference to little pricks? all men are bees ( as in the letter b ) , means all men are bastards
Brother Reynard Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond...
The People's Hero Posted 22 January 2009 Author Posted 22 January 2009 Epic threadery. Good work TPH. There is no appreciation like self-appreciation.
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