Milky Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 no, i'm sure these men just go out with under 16's to talk and hold hands.
Asha Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 Unlucky NSSL. I'm an older lad to her. no, i'm sure these men just go out with under 16's to talk and hold hands.
Monk Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 I'm 27, would I go out with a 24 year old? Of course, but clearly that isn't the issue here.... it's OK if he waits for the big 1 6. But given the current state of society far worse things are happening.
Vardinhio Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 blatantly your "mate" is you. Just hand in there till she's 16
Milky Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 When I was 15 I was shaggin 25 year old ho's but when you were 25 you were shagging 15 year old ho's?
Houdini Logic Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 It's pretty much what you're designed for, hence the conveniently shaped vagina. It's the perfect receptacle for an erect penis. To be fair their dainty hands are also conveniently shaped to claw an iron...
AMYB101_LCFC Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 To be fair their dainty hands are also conveniently shaped to claw an iron... No.. more like blokes are just lazy!
Uncle Albert Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 "I'm only telling you what the spirits are telling me" Easily the best Phoenix Nights episode ever! Keith Laird.
BoneDog Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 but when you were 25 you were shagging 15 year old ho's? HA, don't be bloody disgusting. What you should of said was this : When you were 25 you were shagging 15 ho's
BoneDog Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 I'm a happy man. I've just found the emoticon or whatever they're called where the face has it's mouth open with a black hole smile. Every time I've tried to use that before he started slappin his hand on the floor. Crackerjack
Finnegan Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 It ain't wrong, a few of my mates go out with older lads and so do I! Like one of my mates has gone out with blokes as old as 21! Whats wrong with that? And why do all you blokes talk about girls like were all just there to shag? (Just asking!) Shagging a younger bird / older guy, fine. Shagging a 14 year old? Not fine. I appreciate some age laws are there to be broken - drinking and smoking, pubs and clubs, fair play. What you put your cock in is a bit of a different matter. Sorry doll, but any twenty one year old guy that's sniffing around girls your age is a little bit odd. And mores to the point, he needs to be watching his back n'all. You get sent down for something like that you're going to know what it's like to be on the end of something too big for you. YknowwhatImean.
Guest Bilo Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 I'll be honest and say that drilling 14 year olds is most definitely not cool. (LEGAL DISCLAIMER: NOT FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE) As Finnegan says, you'll struggle to find somebody of that age mature enough to love or be in love. Fact. If he really does care about her as much as that, he'll wait until she's 16 to give her the good news.
GLC Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 Shagging a younger bird / older guy, fine. Shagging a 14 year old? Not fine. I appreciate some age laws are there to be broken - drinking and smoking, pubs and clubs, fair play. What you put your cock in is a bit of a different matter. Sorry doll, but any twenty one year old guy that's sniffing around girls your age is a little bit odd. And mores to the point, he needs to be watching his back n'all. You get sent down for something like that you're going to know what it's like to be on the end of something too big for you. YknowwhatImean. I think it's a bit wrong can't he find someone his own age?
Guest Bilo Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 I think it's a bit wrong can't he find someone his own age? Exactly. There are enough hot 'n' horny 18 year olds to play hide the sausage with. (Apparently...... )
Finnegan Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 I'll be honest and say that drilling 14 year olds is most definitely not cool. (LEGAL DISCLAIMER: NOT FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE) As Finnegan says, you'll struggle to find somebody of that age mature enough to love or be in love. Fact. If he really does care about her as much as that, he'll wait until she's 16 to give her the good news. LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This is a euphamism for "proper good cocking."
GLC Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 Exactly. There are enough hot 'n' horny 18 year olds to play hide the sausage with. (Apparently...... )
Guest Bilo Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This is a euphamism for "proper good cocking." I'm full of them.
Guest Bilo Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 Proper good cocks? Now that's the most unpleasant mental image I've had for a while. Shall we just turn this thread into one devoted to the humble euphemism?
cisono Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 I'm going to be all serious for a moment and not take the obvious physical road.Fact of the matter is, I've never, ever, EVER met a fourteen year old mature enough to be "in love" with anyone or anything. Nor have I ever known one mature enough to be in love with, for that matter. Sounds a little bit stupid to me. I take it your mate's a bit desperate? Yup, very true... <_<
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