Scow Posted 27 March 2009 Posted 27 March 2009 I reckon someone should devise a 'cancer generator', similar to this: http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/ - Could walking give you cancer? - Is Gordon Brown infecting taxpayers with cancer? - Will cancer give you cancer? And so on...
Simi Posted 27 March 2009 Posted 27 March 2009 I heard that breathing gives you cancer, however top scien'TIT's have also came to the conclusion that 'not breathing' may also have a detrimental affect on a human being.
Guest Posted 27 March 2009 Posted 27 March 2009 I reckon someone should devise a 'cancer generator', similar to this: http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/- Could walking give you cancer? - Is Gordon Brown infecting taxpayers with cancer? - Will cancer give you cancer? And so on... You do like that website.
Finnegan Posted 27 March 2009 Posted 27 March 2009 That website is amazing. Whoever discovered it and distributed it to the Foxes Talk masses is a hero that deserves to be truly revered.
cisono Posted 28 March 2009 Posted 28 March 2009 The 4 minute thing is rubbish... surely it depends on the type of mug too? Material and shape? It could well take over 4 minutes for the tea to get cool enough...
Guest Bilo Posted 29 March 2009 Posted 29 March 2009 I reckon someone should devise a 'cancer generator', similar to this: http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/- Could walking give you cancer? - Is Gordon Brown infecting taxpayers with cancer? - Will cancer give you cancer? And so on... ARE GAYS TURNING HOUSE PRICES GAY? That one made me laugh.
Guest Bilo Posted 29 March 2009 Posted 29 March 2009 I am completely screwed with this, especially when thirsty or hungover. The first cuppa never touches the sides.
Corky Posted 29 March 2009 Posted 29 March 2009 And drinking cold tea will mean you are taken away by the men in white coats
AoWW Posted 29 March 2009 Posted 29 March 2009 And drinking cold tea will mean you are taken away by the men in white coats I always forget I've poured a cup of tea, then remember it ages later and drink it cold. I do hate cold tea though. Cold coffee, on the other hand, is fine.
Corky Posted 29 March 2009 Posted 29 March 2009 I always forget I've poured a cup of tea, then remember it ages later and drink it cold. I do hate cold tea though. Cold coffee, on the other hand, is fine. Coffee is revolting, hot or cold
Katy Posted 29 March 2009 Posted 29 March 2009 I reckon someone should devise a 'cancer generator', similar to this: http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/- Could walking give you cancer? - Is Gordon Brown infecting taxpayers with cancer? - Will cancer give you cancer? And so on... Does constantly reading the Daily Mail Headline Generator mean you have obsessive compulsive disorder? I physically can't drink tea when it's exceptionally hot, so I may be ok. I'm sure something else will 'get' me though if I believe everything I read.
Guest Posted 29 March 2009 Posted 29 March 2009 Hot tea and alcohol? I'm surprised I have anything left of my digestive tract, to be fair.
act smiley Posted 29 March 2009 Posted 29 March 2009 HAVE PAEDOPHILES IMPREGNATED PENSIONERS? I love that thing, even if they seem to have replaced Diana on it. I'm quite impressed by their new cancer-tracking though ( http://dailymailoncology.tumblr.com/ ), pure genius.
Guest Posted 29 March 2009 Posted 29 March 2009 ARE GAYS TURNING HOUSE PRICES GAY?That one made me laugh.
cisono Posted 29 March 2009 Posted 29 March 2009 Does constantly reading the Daily Mail Headline Generator mean you have obsessive compulsive disorder? Probably... and that might cause cancer!
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