Koke Posted 10 May 2009 Posted 10 May 2009 Another was when i farted on th train but followed through i had to wait untill everyone got off then took my pants off and left the boxers underneath the seat. God help the cleaner.
Babylon Posted 10 May 2009 Posted 10 May 2009 When I was 17 i bought a porno on the way home from work and shoved it in my bag. As I got up to get off the PACKED bus, the mag spilled out of my bag onto the floor giving everyone a good look at some big tits and hairy clam... I didn't pick it up, I just ran off the bus leaving it there on full view. I didn't catch the bus on that route again for another 5 years
Steven Posted 10 May 2009 Posted 10 May 2009 Near where I live there is one of these "Health Food and Lifestyle shops" and it had an ecologically sound toilet, i.e. you crapped or whatever and put some sawdust over it. They are doing some renovations and part of them is to remove all the sawdust. Well I was standing at the bus when they started doing this and putting the contents in a skip and it managed to stink the whole street out. Just then my bus arrived and I got on so did the smell and everyone stopped and stared as if to say you stinky smelly bastard.
Alexikokopops Posted 10 May 2009 Posted 10 May 2009 While on train playing the 'stand-up' game i.e. keeping balance while the train moves to the next stop (works best on Tube).So whilst standing, the train comes to the next stop, and I thought I had this one in the bag, until it stopped and jerked more than I expected, I jolted and went smack into the vertical handrail. Laughter ensued for other passengers. Pain for me Tube surfing. My mate saw a guy with white trousers shit his pants on a bus, leaving a brown trail down his legs.
Granno Posted 10 May 2009 Posted 10 May 2009 When I was 17 i bought a porno on the way home from work and shoved it in my bag. As I got up to get off the PACKED bus, the mag spilled out of my bag onto the floor giving everyone a good look at some big tits and hairy clam... I didn't pick it up, I just ran off the bus leaving it there on full view.I didn't catch the bus on that route again for another 5 years That's unlucky mate!
Granno Posted 10 May 2009 Posted 10 May 2009 Tube surfing.My mate saw a guy with white trousers shit his pants on a bus, leaving a brown trail down his legs. I remember once on the 152 from Leicester to Ibstock, this fat guy sat on some chewing gum, and when he got off it trailed from the seat, right along the bus and downstairs. I couldn't believe my eyes
Jordan Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 I've vomited on a bus before, five or six years ago. It was just as the bus arrived at the station, too--I just couldn't hold it in anymore. Luckily, there weren't that many people on board, but still, that wasn't cool. As for other persons making fools of themselves on buses and trains? I've probably seen too much of that.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 Went for a piss in between the carrigages and i was still going when we pulled up at the station with quite a few commuters still getting a good view of me pissing.
skinnydipper Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 Went for a piss in between the carrigages and i was still going when we pulled up at the station with quite a few commuters still getting a good view of me pissing. This is the ultimate "What the Commuter Saw" story
Guest Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 This is the ultimate "What the Commuter Saw" story My crim law tutor told us about this one; there was an off-duty BTP officer on board at the time, who is mates with the tutor. Or something.
skinnydipper Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 My crim law tutor told us about this one; there was an off-duty BTP officer on board at the time, who is mates with the tutor. Or something. This and the man who "made love" to the cracks in the pavement stick in the mind Read of your recent acievements in the Hows Your Day thread . Nice one
Guest Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 This and the man who "made love" to the cracks in the pavement stick in the mindRead of your recent acievements in the Hows Your Day thread . Nice one Yes, what a weirdo. We also had to read R v Brown. I got the horrible feeling some of the lords enjoyed going into so much detail. It really wasn't necessary. Thanks, I'm glad that part's now over and done with Now to find a pupillage.....
morris1234 Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 im quite tall so those mirrors on the side of the bus were always a problem! do i really need to say what happened next?! oh and it wasnt the bus most got on from school, it was one on a main road with many passing cars and every day had a bus stop crammed with my teachers. ahhhh what a nob i felt. bloody hurt aswell! again the tall thing i forever used to hit my head gettig up too quick, oh and i missed a step on the way down a double decker once and my shirt got caught on the railings, needless to say i landed it and gave a bow to the other passengers, i turned that one around quite well i thought but my mates were still pissing themselves. oh and one more where everybody went through that stage of wearing their jeans really low so i thought id take the piss but managed to get stuck half way up after they fell further down. ahhhh good times! im gonna need therapy!
JakeShingler Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 Getting a hard-on on the 53 as a 14 year old! Do it all the time me.
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