Embarressing moments whilst on bus or train?

[The_General]

Firstly hello my name is Kevin and i am 24, i have been a City fan since i was 13 and joined this fourm to have a laugh and bit of banter.

Now my embarressing moment on a bus is i got on to a packed bus 1 seat was spare next to this fit blond girl, so i walked to the seat and without looking i sat down, next thing i know shes screaming making a complete scene because i actually sat on her bottle of water and it squirted out and soaked her. Anyone else ever had a embarressing moment on a train or bus.

[Tommeh]

A few years ago I remember my ipod volume was much louder than expected blaring out S Club Juniors, got some wierd looks to say the least.

[StanSP]

While on train playing the 'stand-up' game i.e. keeping balance while the train moves to the next stop (works best on Tube).

So whilst standing, the train comes to the next stop, and I thought I had this one in the bag, until it stopped and jerked more than I expected, I jolted and went smack into the vertical handrail. Laughter ensued for other passengers. Pain for me

[Samilktray]

On the bus to college in the mornings, I always burp alot... not sure why.

Happens everyday around 7.45am.

[Fox You Forest]

A new General in town.

Move over Smuts.

[Simi]

Can't really think of any of the top of my head, was with a mate once who was just sick all over the top deck. Was running up and down the aisle. :laugh:

[purpleronnie]

I threw up on a train into a heater on the way to wales once, the heat made the sick smell so bad it stunk the whole carriage out. Thankfully I moved after I was sick and it wasnt until 30 mins in they heaters came on, the people who were sitting near it had to move.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

When I'm tired and have my music on in the mornings I'll sometimes say words that I'm thinking. I was thinking about something twattish my mate did once and just said "bellend" quite loudly.

[skinnydipper]

Firstly hello my name is Kevin and i am 24, i have been a City fan since i was 13 and joined this fourm to have a laugh and bit of banter.

Now my embarressing moment on a bus is i got on to a packed bus 1 seat was spare next to this fit blond girl, so i walked to the seat and without looking i sat down, next thing i know shes screaming making a complete scene because i actually sat on her bottle of water and it squirted out and soaked her. Anyone else ever had a embarressing moment on a train or bus.

Welcome back Daggers

[lavrentis]

Probably catching the wrong bus then all the kids were like "Who the fuck are you?", most depressing half hour of my life. I had to ring my dad up to fetch me in the end.

I also forgot my buspass one day, then dropped all my coppers on the floor to pay for the journey. The humiliation.

When the Year 11's were breaking up 1 day, this kid with mental problems started ripping up all the seats, then when the bus pulled at my stop, I got off the bus and the driver got out of his seat and started shouting at me blaming me for it . This nice looking sixth former stuck up for though as I was pretty distraught by the whole situation. We never saw that bus driver again.

[Big Ol' Bob]

On the top decker of a bus in town some fat old bloke loudly burped and threw up at the same time, that sound of gushing sick onto the floor is magical on a bus. He sort of wiped his mouth with his sleeve and walked off the bus. As the bus went round the corners a river of sick began to flow around the upper deck.

[skinnydipper]

When I was at school there was a bus driver who would open the doors as the bus approached the stop . To prove how macho we were I and some friends used to jump off the bus whilst it was moving. Normally it was ok but one day I jumped too early and on landing my forward momentum was too much causing me to run full-on into the bus stop. Made a mess of my face and there was plenty of blood but put a smile on some of the passengers faces

[lildave3]

Probably catching the wrong bus then all the kids were like "Who the fuck are you?", most depressing half hour of my life. I had to ring my dad up to fetch me in the end.

I also forgot my buspass one day, then dropped all my coppers on the floor to pay for the journey. The humiliation.

When the Year 11's were breaking up 1 day, this kid with mental problems started ripping up all the seats, then when the bus pulled at my stop, I got off the bus and the driver got out of his seat and started shouting at me blaming me for it . This nice looking sixth former stuck up for though as I was pretty distraught by the whole situation. We never saw that bus driver again.

How do you catch the wrong school bus?!

[Samilktray]

Probably catching the wrong bus then all the kids were like "Who the fuck are you?", most depressing half hour of my life. I had to ring my dad up to fetch me in the end.

I also forgot my buspass one day, then dropped all my coppers on the floor to pay for the journey. The humiliation.

When the Year 11's were breaking up 1 day, this kid with mental problems started ripping up all the seats, then when the bus pulled at my stop, I got off the bus and the driver got out of his seat and started shouting at me blaming me for it . This nice looking sixth former stuck up for though as I was pretty distraught by the whole situation. We never saw that bus driver again.

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Brilliant!

[lavrentis]

How do you catch the wrong school bus?!

They looked the same and the driver let me on

[The_General]

Welcome back Daggers

Who is Daggers?

[lildave3]

They looked the same and the driver let me on

You're an idiot.

[lavrentis]

You're an idiot.

Many a'time I have been called this.

[The_General]

Another was when i farted on th train but followed through i had to wait untill everyone got off then took my pants off and left the boxers underneath the seat. God help the cleaner.

[Samilktray]

Another was when i farted on th train but followed through i had to wait untill everyone got off then took my pants off and left the boxers underneath the seat. God help the cleaner.

The fook!?

:laugh:

[Brainy]

Not embarrasing for me but I was embarrased for the woman.

On the bus Thursday we were coming out of the station to turn right, and for some reason there was a young lady in her car coming down the other way. She looked really pissed off and she had to reverse into a tiny car park. She reversed pretty fast and ending up crashing into some bollards I don't think she knew were there.

The look on her face.. magical.

[The_General]

The fook!?

:laugh:

I was so embarresst i had to miss my stop because there was people still on, had to pay for a new ticket when i got off to get back home, all because i couldnt control my bowl.

[macca]

I erm...broke wind - violently, on a packed london tube train. The stench was such that when we pulled into the next station people were falling over themselves to get out onto the platform, half of them with their hands covering their mouths.

Makes me laugh to remember it now, but I was bright red with embarrassment at the time, leaving no-one in any doubt I had been the culprit!!

[hesapeepingtom]

I erm...broke wind - violently, on a packed london tube train. The stench was such that when we pulled into the next station people were falling over themselves to get out onto the platform, half of them with their hands covering their mouths.

Makes me laugh to remember it now, but I was bright red with embarrassment at the time, leaving no-one in any doubt I had been the culprit!!

im glad i wsnt on there nothing worse than smelling some one elses goof when you are trapped inside a carriage and cant get out! bisto gravy trail going up each nostril hanging!

boff off!

[ASH17LCFC]

About a 2 years ago i got on the 50a to go to braunstone and i was sitting on the top deck. There were about 4 or 5 girls behind me. I tried to get up acting cool and smash my head on the roof and fell back into my seat. I got off as quick as possible whist all i could hear is roars of laughter.