General Smuts Posted 3 August 2009 Posted 3 August 2009 Moved in on Satdee and already christened every room with a salty, crusty house warming treat for the new carpets. The hoovers working overtime. Toodles. -x-
General Smuts Posted 4 August 2009 Author Posted 4 August 2009 I only have the internet at work nowadays so expect yourselves a juicy little titbit come 5pm daily!
Dr The Singh Posted 4 August 2009 Posted 4 August 2009 I'm really happy for you Smuts, please do update us with your home cocking exploits!!
General Smuts Posted 4 August 2009 Author Posted 4 August 2009 I'm really happy for you Smuts, please do update us with your home cocking exploits!! Hair ties/scrunchies can be used as a make shift home made cock ring.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 4 August 2009 Posted 4 August 2009 Hair ties/scrunchies can be used as a make shift home made cock ring. Noted
AoWW Posted 4 August 2009 Posted 4 August 2009 Hair ties/scrunchies can be used as a make shift home made cock ring. Noted Ewwww. *Note to self: check hairbands/scrunchies carefully before use*
General Smuts Posted 4 August 2009 Author Posted 4 August 2009 Ewwww. *Note to self: check hairbands/scrunchies carefully before use* They also work wonders for when putting your pubes in pigtails.
Dr The Singh Posted 4 August 2009 Posted 4 August 2009 Ewwww. *Note to self: check hairbands/scrunchies carefully before use* No need, I would just chuck them in the bin!!!
General Smuts Posted 4 August 2009 Author Posted 4 August 2009 Smegma on toast tastes like chicken. Fact.
Edmund Posted 4 August 2009 Posted 4 August 2009 Smegma on toast tastes like chicken.Fact. Hence the expression dick cheese on toast.
Katy Posted 4 August 2009 Posted 4 August 2009 This thread is seriously wrong. Thread starter + Thread title = seriously wrong.
MC Prussian Posted 4 August 2009 Posted 4 August 2009 And here's me just having dinner, looking at this thread... They say you learn something new every day, so - Smuts has moved places - Smuts owns a hoover - Smuts uses hairpins - Smuts is into pigtails Ergo: Smuts would like to be a girl. Did I get anything wrong?
General Smuts Posted 5 August 2009 Author Posted 5 August 2009 And here's me just having dinner, looking at this thread...They say you learn something new every day, so - Smuts has moved places - Smuts owns a hoover - Smuts uses hairpins - Smuts is into pigtails Ergo: Smuts would like to be a girl. Did I get anything wrong? Would that make me the bitch and you the butch?
General Smuts Posted 5 August 2009 Author Posted 5 August 2009 I'm a guy. You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver!
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