Tommeh Posted 11 September 2009 Posted 11 September 2009 Right I'm bored at work so make me laugh. Mine has to go to my mate whilst on holiday, 2nd night he must have nailed 10 sambucas and just did some heroic stuff...highlights being seeing Frazier Campbell in a place called fishbowl and saying to him that hes not quite at the level of Kevin Kyle! I was in tears for many minutes after. We then saw him skipping up the strip at 5ish when we jumped him and hit the deck. He then concluded by singing the editors - an end has a start at the entrance to a hotel at 7am. No matter how many I'd had i could never forget 1 thing he did that night. Share....
JakeShingler Posted 11 September 2009 Posted 11 September 2009 When it was raining bad and flooded Abby Park canal was walking a long with a few college mates and one decides to grap a petrol barol out the water with out realising the ledge had overflowed he fell straight in went under the water had his phone in his pocket and the lot. Probably the funniest thing ive ever seen.
simonthefox Posted 11 September 2009 Posted 11 September 2009 my mate last night asking - "so, was marvin gaye the same guy as malcolm x?"
Alan Johnson Posted 11 September 2009 Posted 11 September 2009 Bankrupting a Mr Jones in Stockport. He was adamant that he had kept to his repayment plan. After working overtime late into the night I found out that he had missed a payment by a day (claimed he couldn't get to the bank) on the same day he had to take his wife into labour. We all laugh about it to this day in the office. The look on his face when we sent the bailiffs. Priceless.
DB11 Posted 11 September 2009 Posted 11 September 2009 Bankrupting a Mr Jones in Stockport. He was adamant that he had kept to his repayment plan. After working overtime late into the night I found out that he had missed a payment by a day (claimed he couldn't get to the bank) on the same day he had to take his wife into labour.We all laugh about it to this day in the office. The look on his face when we sent the bailiffs. Priceless. Good joker.
Samilktray Posted 11 September 2009 Posted 11 September 2009 Bankrupting a Mr Jones in Stockport. He was adamant that he had kept to his repayment plan. After working overtime late into the night I found out that he had missed a payment by a day (claimed he couldn't get to the bank) on the same day he had to take his wife into labour.We all laugh about it to this day in the office. The look on his face when we sent the bailiffs. Priceless. ! First time I've almost been in tears of laughter over anything on the internetz.
lildave3 Posted 11 September 2009 Posted 11 September 2009 Bankrupting a Mr Jones in Stockport. He was adamant that he had kept to his repayment plan. After working overtime late into the night I found out that he had missed a payment by a day (claimed he couldn't get to the bank) on the same day he had to take his wife into labour.We all laugh about it to this day in the office. The look on his face when we sent the bailiffs. Priceless.
skinnydipper Posted 11 September 2009 Posted 11 September 2009 Would love to see Johnson get his own series
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 11 September 2009 Posted 11 September 2009 Can't think of a tonne of stuff at random but one thing that sticks out is printing the word "COCKBANDIT" on about three hundred different labels using a DYMO lable printer and sticking them while wasted on a mate's Fiesta. He rang me and a few others up the next morning, not impressed that we'd customised his car with labels. That or my friend being sick on his phone.
lildave3 Posted 11 September 2009 Posted 11 September 2009 Can't think of a tonne of stuff at random but one thing that sticks out is printing the word "COCKBANDIT" on about three hundred different labels using a DYMO lable printer and sticking them while wasted on a mate's Fiesta. He rang me and a few others up the next morning, not impressed that we'd customised his car with labels.That or my friend being sick on his phone. And there's me thinking that the sight of Samilktray strolling down a street topless was quite funny.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 11 September 2009 Posted 11 September 2009 And there's me thinking that the sight of Samilktray strolling down a street topless was quite funny. Forgot that. Definately up there.
AmericanScott Posted 11 September 2009 Posted 11 September 2009 That Alan post had me ROFL!!!!! Jesus christ that was amazing. More please.
Samilktray Posted 12 September 2009 Posted 12 September 2009 And there's me thinking that the sight of Samilktray strolling down a street topless was quite funny.
Thracian Posted 12 September 2009 Posted 12 September 2009 Watching a woman trying to do a three-point turn on a mountain road in the Lake District! Every road into Barrow in Furness was closed by different accidents and it seemed that most of the population as well as the tourists were heading for Barrow that teatime. First this rat run and then that was tried by the desperate throng - each road tried being tinier than the previous one and more precarious to negotiate. Eventually a cavalcade of us ground to a standstill negotiating a series of bends near the top of a mighty incline. It was collectively decided that the way forward was permanently blocked and we'd all have to back up to a suitable place to turn around. The lady behind me didn't want to back up and decided a so-called three-point turn was best - the road being just wide enough for a vehicle and flanked on the reversing side by a severe drop and to the front by a ditch and hedge. No-kidding 12 turns later the lady was still spreadeagled across the road thanks to the sort of clutch control that made me wonder whether she'd ever completed three lessons never mind passed her test. It wouldn't have been so funny had not the rest of us waited til she'd finally disappeared, reversed 30 yards to a nearby farm gate, opened the gate, reversed in and turned safely in one go. Can't wait for Harriet Harman to declare that cars should all be driven by women!
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 12 September 2009 Posted 12 September 2009 And there's me thinking that the sight of Samilktray strolling down a street topless was quite funny. Actually, his impression of Steve Irwin is probably the funniest thing I've heard this year. It actually brought me to tears.
AoWW Posted 12 September 2009 Posted 12 September 2009 2009's not even finished yet... No shit, Sherlock!
The Doctor Posted 12 September 2009 Posted 12 September 2009 Newcastle getting relegated :laugh: TBH that will still be funny in 2010.
AoWW Posted 12 September 2009 Posted 12 September 2009 Not nice. I wasn't being mean. Filbo knows I weren't being nasty (I hope!) Surely the helped?
the_bowman Posted 12 September 2009 Posted 12 September 2009 Tuning the radio on the sound system in our physics room to my mates ipod transmitter frequency. Then using the 'atomic fart' application remotely from inside his pencil case, every time the teacher turned around. Fantastic.
FilboFox Posted 13 September 2009 Posted 13 September 2009 I wasn't being mean. Filbo knows I weren't being nasty (I hope!) Surely the helped? I have to admit... I was slightly hurt by that... Nah, just joking, it's all in good spirit.
Hugo Sanchez Posted 13 September 2009 Posted 13 September 2009 A few week ago playing at trumby, my mate was playing centre back and the ball got wacked in the air. He went to meet it on the volley and missed and fell over. Their striker clean through on goal Just the comedy timing of someone shouting smack it, when he fell over.
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