The Dangers Of Wanking

[General Smuts]

Accidental Self-Bukkake.

It's not pretty and it can have your eye out. Be careful out there gentlemen.

[AjcW]

Wow.

Thanks for the heads up.

Or heads out the way.

Glad to see your sticking to what you know best smuts

[General Smuts]

I'd like to say that accidental bukkake isn't the reason my hair is so silky smooth but we'd all know that was a lie.

[James.]

Take note Tommy G and Uncle Albert.

[Basingstoke Fox]

:laugh: What a thread. Reminds me of the other one when someone was going on about tipping the shower head upside down. :laugh:

[ozleicester]

Accidental Self-Bukkake.

It's not pretty and it can have your eye out. Be careful out there gentlemen.

[Darkzzz_]

Had an incident last night, all self inflicted.

[Tommy G]

Had an incident last night, all self inflicted.

Oh God, did it go in your eyes?

[Unit]

Anybody familiar with the phrase "wank cramp"?

[Guest Bilo]

A greater threat is willy puller's block.

It happens when funds are low in your wankbank account. Luckily though, I have a sizeable overdraft.

[Fosse Boy]

Make sure you don't become a sufferer of this awful disease...