Got any limericks

[broughtonblue]

can anyone come up with any good ones, here's my effort

We are the team from Leicester

who needed a good investor

along came Milan

who we thought was a fan

but turned out to be a f--king jester

[Guest Mee-9]

can anyone come up with any good ones, here's my effort

We are the team from Leicester

who needed a good investor

along came Milan

who we thought was a fan

but turned out to be a f--king jester

I swear we did Limericks in like year 7 at high school.

Still to this day haven't got a clue what they are. Only thing I know is Limerick's a place in Ireland init?

[broughtonblue]

I swear we did Limericks in like year 7 at high school.

Still to this day haven't got a clue what they are. Only thing I know is Limerick's a place in Ireland init?

Think it is.

It's a 5 line verse where lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme, and lines 2 and 3 rhyme, ( I think!) many years since I went school!

[1964FOX]

There was a man called Paulo Sousa

Who lots of fans thought was a loser

But if you give him more time

Everything will be fine

And we can all go down the boozer.

[Salieri]

can anyone come up with any good ones, here's my effort

We are the team from Leicester

who needed a good investor

along came Milan

who we thought was a fan

but turned out to be a f--king jester

A match against Scunny lies ahead

one that fills me with dread

if we are to win

will Sousa stay in

and rumours of MON put to bed?

[Jackirius]

Their once was a Thai investor,

Who decided to come to Leicester,

He is regretting it now,

And wants to know how,

He can get away without saying ciao.

Think it is.

It's a 5 line verse where lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme, and lines 2 and 3 rhyme, ( I think!) many years since I went school!

My bad didn't read that.

[rico]

there was a crap team in blue

who hadnt got a clue

the defence was so poor

they always let in four

they really are very poo

[broughtonblue]

Their once was a Thai investor,

Who decided to come to Leicester,

He is regretting it now,

And wants to know how,

He can get away without saying ciao.

My bad didn't read that.

What???

[Guest Mee-9]

There was a man called Paulo Sousa

Who lots of fans thought was a loser

But if you give him more time

Everything will be fine

And we can all go down the boozer.

Nice 1!

+1

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

There was once a woman from Leeds,

Who swallowed a packet of seeds,

In less than an hour,

her tits started to flower,

And her bum was all covered in weeds.

[sdb]

I do love my leicester city

they're currently pretty damn shitty

the chairman is mad

the manager's bad

my favourite biscuits are mcvittie's

[Mee]

There once was some fans from Leicester

Who spunked at the first sight of an investor

The fans started to roar,

When they couldn't believe what they saw,

Only to find he was a pukka pies tester.

Defiantly lost it near the end , and just a rhyme, not a limerick .

We are the famous Leicester City,

Who are currently fairy shitty,

We have Paulo Sousa,

Who is a total loser,

And fook all left in the kitty.

[Lisburn Fox]

There's a bloke named Paulo Sousa

A cup winner, who is now a total loser

He became the boss of Leicester

On the request of a child investor

So go get MoN from his house

and JR from the boozer

[skinnydipper]

If you look on the world wide web

You'll find Foxestalk full of plebs

Instead of giving their team its backing

Too much talk of a sacking

So now only worth looking at for Chebs

[maddog]

There once was a team called the foxes,

who couldn't play a killer pass,

they darted around between the boxes,

but in the final third ran out of gas.

Sousas got girly hair,

he wants style and flair,

but we're Leicester not Chelsea,

and so far it's a nightmare.

Sort it out Sousa so we can win,

throw your straighteners in the bin,

we can't defend,

it's driving me round the bend,

i've even started drinking gin!

[Jackirius]

What???

You dissing my Limerick?

[Unit]

Paulo.

There was a man from near spain,

He hated his teams to train,

He used to look hard,

Now he seems like a 'tard,

Time to get the div to Saffron Lane.

[Salieri]

There once was a team called the foxes,

who couldn't play a killer pass,

they darted around between the boxes,

but in the final third ran out of gas.

Sousas got girly hair,

he wants style and flair,

but we're Leicester not Chelsea,

and so far it's a nightmare.

You haven't quite grasped the concept of a limerick have you maddog, bless ya.

[broughtonblue]

You dissing my Limerick?

not at all, thought it was quite good. Just not sure what you meant at the end. 'my bad didn't read that!'

[haraven]

Limerick = Ireland = Martin O'Neill?

[Jackirius]

not at all, thought it was quite good. Just not sure what you meant at the end. 'my bad didn't read that!'

Dont lie its shite

Will have another go at a MON one in a bit.

[maddog]

You haven't quite grasped the concept of a limerick have you maddog, bless ya.

Spiderpig thinks i'm dumb,

and he's probably right,

i'm feeling well uptight,

and so numb.

I want to feel,

Martin O Neil,

i want to lick

his..............................

[Salieri]

Spiderpig thinks i'm dumb,

and he's probably right,

i'm feeling well uptight,

and so numb.

I want to feel,

Martin O Neil,

i want to lick

his..............................

I'd stay off the gin if i were you.

[Guest BlueBrett]

There once was a man from abroad,

Who refused to fall on his sword.

So we chopped off his head,

And once he was dead,

We challenged the shape of the board.

Mine's rubbish I know

[Jackirius]

There once was a guy called O'Neil,

It is a fact that he was the real deal,

He wants to come back,

so he might as well pack,

and get ready to reinstate Chris Weale.