BlueAndWhiteArmy1 Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 There was once a guy called milan, Whose tactics didnt quite go to plan, No one believed, We'd under-achieve, And now he wants to leave.
Jackirius Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 There was once a guy called milan, Whose tactics didnt quite go to plan, No one believed, We'd under-achieve, And now he wants to leave. Noobie mistake like me, apparently the 1,2,5 lines and 3,4 lines have to rhyme.
Webbo Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 There was a young lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back And opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling.
BlueAndWhiteArmy1 Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 Noobie mistake like me, apparently the 1,2,5 lines and 3,4 lines have to rhyme. , im not great at limericks
Karljohn Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 There was a young lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back And opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling. a welcome slice of humour in whats been a grim old week.
MPH Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 There once was a manager from Hull who's style of play was said to be quite dull He used to manage our fair city Till Milan treated him him shitty 'He walked , wasnt pushed' was the bull.
Hammster Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 There once was a rich Thai An English football club was his to buy Everything went shitty Because it was Leicester City Let's just hope the players will try There once was a Portuguese man Who concocted an exceedingly good plan It'd didn't go at all well And Leicester City Football Club fell But I'll support the club as I'm a City fan.
Al-aLondon-Foxile Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 There once was a team known as Fosse Who inherited a Portuguese boss The swans weren't that bad When he left they weren't sad Why he's here we're all at a loss. Or There once was a twat name of Sousa Who's mum was a sangria boozer With best players on the side A team lacking pride I wish he'd fook off, the loser!
Jackirius Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 There was a young man from Peru, Who fell asleep in his Canoe, While dreaming of Venus, He played with his Penis, And woke up covered in goo. Found that quite funny... http://www.piczo.com/limericks?g=15394022&cr=5
Walkers Wench Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 Think it is. It's a 5 line verse where lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme, and lines 2 and 3 rhyme, ( I think!) many years since I went school! Teacher hat on - you are correct, you can have a star on the chart!
Webbo Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 There was a policeman from Clapham Junction Whose penis just wouldn't function For all of his life He fooled his poor wife With some snot on the end of his truncheon.
Jackirius Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 Teacher hat on - you are correct, you can have a star on the chart! :banana:
flanimal Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 In June, City made a decision Gave Sousa the gaffer's position But with sunday league tactics And playing like spastics We'll soon be dropping down a division
rico Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 There was a policeman from Clapham Junction Whose penis just wouldn't function For all of his life He fooled his poor wife With some snot on the end of his truncheon.
Walkers Wench Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 :banana: See theres always one who takes it too far,,,go and stand in the corner and face the wall!
Jackirius Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 See theres always one who takes it too far,,,go and stand in the corner and face the wall! :frusty:
LukeyZade Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 theres thai men trying to investing which i thinks not interesting must be a loser and even signs sousa! he must need his head testing
Basingstoke Fox Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 There was a policeman from Clapham Junction Whose penis just wouldn't function For all of his life He fooled his poor wife With some snot on the end of his truncheon.
Wymsey Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 theres thai men trying to investing which i thinks not interesting must be a loser and even signs sousa! he must need his head testing
skinnydipper Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 It seems like a bit of a stunt When our Lord Mayor, the short little runt Goes online on Twitter To kick our team in the shitter And makes himself look a bit of a *unt
Basingstoke Fox Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 As the fans watch from the Spion Kop They see the team is beginning to flop We were so good last season Releasing Pearson was Treason So fuck off Milan Mandaraic and Top
Basingstoke Fox Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 It seems like a bit of a stunt When our Lord Mayor, the short little runt Goes online on Twitter To kick our team in the shitter And makes himself look a bit of a *unt One of the the City's biggest ever howlers The Lord Mayor of Leicester losing trousers Many kids would have screamed The media creamed And we were pissing ourselves laughing for hours!!
Jimothy Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 The lass I brought home was a prize, with an alluring set of blue eyes, her breasts, so well kept, were what I’d expect, but her penis was quite a surprise.
Jackirius Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 The lass I brought home was a prize, with an alluring set of blue eyes, her breasts, so well kept, were what I’d expect, but her penis was quite a surprise. As the fans watch from the Spion Kop They see the team is beginning to flop We were so good last season Releasing Pearson was Treason So fuck off Milan Mandaraic and Top Thats a really good one.
Basingstoke Fox Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 Thats a really good one. I was rather happy with it considering it took me a couple of minutes to think of. There are some rather good ones here.
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