cambridgefox Posted 30 September 2010 Posted 30 September 2010 There once was a lady from Tonga got attacked in the sea by a conger when her friend said "nell how did it feel" She said"just like a man only longer"
cambridgefox Posted 30 September 2010 Posted 30 September 2010 There once was a lady called kat who had triplets,mat ,rat and tat she said it was fun in the breeding but hell in the feeding when she found she had no tit for tat
cambridgefox Posted 30 September 2010 Posted 30 September 2010 There once was a player called Dyer With his pace got us off to a flyer Milan gave him a deal It was ten fags and a meal So fook off to pompey you liar
Durnerz Posted 30 September 2010 Posted 30 September 2010 Along came a Thai who sounds nice Who gave us a roll of the dice With no end results And an empty bank vault We'll be left just with special fried rice!
jimmer Posted 30 September 2010 Posted 30 September 2010 There was an old man called Tim Who thought he'd go for a swim He jumped in the pool And felt such a fool Cos there was no water in.........
Prospero Posted 30 September 2010 Posted 30 September 2010 There was a youngish manager called Pearson Who made Leicester City quite fearsome He went to Hull Which is very dull Leaving the fans in total confusion
Prospero Posted 30 September 2010 Posted 30 September 2010 a manager who wanted clean sheets And football played to the feets Found instead His 451 was dead From Foxes Talk and in tweets
Jackirius Posted 30 September 2010 Posted 30 September 2010 There was a team playing on sky live, Unfortunately they lost by 5, The game went on too long, The manager got it all wrong, The next morning he was handed his P forty five. Bad i know...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 30 September 2010 Posted 30 September 2010 There was a new manager named Sousa Who rang AoWW to amuse her He said, "What can I do," "to prove my worth to you?" To which she replied, "Nowt, you're a loser!" (Note - random lyrics and rhyming words do not necessarily express the views of this poster - )
Finnegan Posted 30 September 2010 Posted 30 September 2010 As if AoWW would turn down Paulo's advances.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 30 September 2010 Posted 30 September 2010 There was an old chairman named Milan Who said "I'm like you, a Leicester fan" But at Pompey on day His smile gave him away So they sent him down south in a van. As if AoWW would turn down Paulo's advances. Like I said, the limerick does not neccessarily reflect my opinions.
sw_fox Posted 30 September 2010 Posted 30 September 2010 There once was a man called Paulo Who was really quite Shallow He though he could run a football team And the fans were quite keen But Hull will got relegated and we will soon follow! A bit shit but that is why I never did english A Level!
Hammster Posted 30 September 2010 Posted 30 September 2010 Our manager is a Portuguese Guy Who really wants the team to get by His team played bad And the fans have gone mad If only they gave him a try
cambridgefox Posted 1 October 2010 Posted 1 October 2010 There once was a man from Siam who's season,it went down the pan Oh god what a loser Ill get rid of soussa and now mr o Neill is my man .
skinnydipper Posted 1 October 2010 Posted 1 October 2010 I can't believe what I'm hearing O'Neill at City reappearing? For us he's not pining More chance we'll be re-signing Akinbiyi and Tony Spearing
Wycombe Fox Posted 1 October 2010 Posted 1 October 2010 Twenty-fourth in the table we sit For some reason we're playing like sh*t Milan wields his chopper Sousa's come a cropper After 6-1 he should have just quit
martyn Posted 1 October 2010 Posted 1 October 2010 We've turned to a Swedish Messiah Who once was an English Pariah He's parked at the way In Matt Oakleys bay And told him "fook off to Pattaya"
Arkie Bennett Posted 1 October 2010 Posted 1 October 2010 Not a Limerick but: Ding dong, the witch is dead...
broughtonblue Posted 1 October 2010 Author Posted 1 October 2010 We now have a manager called Sven Who will bring in his own men But with the squad that we've got He should stop the rot And we should finish in the top ten
Raj Posted 1 October 2010 Posted 1 October 2010 There was a man from Portugal named Sousa, When his teams played,the fans went Wowsa But win he couldnt do So Milan said"fcuk you" And we're left in the shit with no manager......
Jackirius Posted 1 October 2010 Posted 1 October 2010 We now have a Swede called Sven, Tonight he signed on the dotted line with his pen, We expect big things, Hopefully he will give us some wings, To fly to the top its only a matter of when.
leicesterthroughandthrough Posted 1 October 2010 Posted 1 October 2010 I always love Leicester City Even tho they're sometimes shi.tty They are quite bad It makes me sad But I'd rather that than liking Hello Kitty! Kinda ran out at the end.
Zingari Posted 1 October 2010 Posted 1 October 2010 cuz i'm posh i've dun a clerihoo , limerix is for kids Sven from Sweden Doesn't know what it means to be beaten Fills his team with passion and fire Don't believe it! I'm a liar!
BlueAndWhiteArmy1 Posted 1 October 2010 Posted 1 October 2010 There was once a man called Top, Who sat just west of the kop, He brought in pielar rice, And it wasn't very nice, So his sales started tondrop.
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