Daggers Posted 22 November 2010 Author Posted 22 November 2010 Oh and what about the Nazi Ninja Shark Pirates - now they ROCK! It's Nazi Ninja Shark Pirate weekend on Discovery.
MC Prussian Posted 22 November 2010 Posted 22 November 2010 fook me, Americans are dumb. The ones that don't get the Onion Network for sure. Back to topic, I like Pirates, but they don't stand a chance to the lad on the right when it comes to sheer bravery: Fighting Blade with yer bare feet? Zulu Nation all the way.
MC Prussian Posted 22 November 2010 Posted 22 November 2010 But I'm sure Daggers only came up with this topic because his kids forced him to dress like a pirate for Hallofrigginween:
Zingari Posted 22 November 2010 Posted 22 November 2010 If it's a secret society how come it's got a page on Wikipedia? Oh and what about the Nazi Ninja Shark Pirates - now they ROCK! OK Like most secret societies and groups , it's not their existence that's a secret , it's what they do and what influence they exert that is secretive For instance i know that the mafia , MI 6 Biderberger group etc . exist , but they still have many secrets that i'm unaware of
FoxyPV Posted 22 November 2010 Posted 22 November 2010 I see your Ninja, Pirates and Ultimate Jeseus and raise you Mega Shark This bad boy can bite the Golden Gate bridge in half and attack a plane at 20,000ft Game Over.
Fox You Forest Posted 22 November 2010 Posted 22 November 2010 The ones that don't get the Onion Network for sure. He's not the first to be caught out, Empty is still researching nature's first sexual predator, the Pervatasaurus.
Guest Posted 22 November 2010 Posted 22 November 2010 I see your Ninja, Pirates and Ultimate Jeseus and raise you Mega Shark This bad boy can bite the Golden Gate bridge in half and attack a plane at 20,000ft Game Over. Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we have a winner in quite possibly the most obscure game of top trumps ever!
Trav Le Bleu Posted 22 November 2010 Posted 22 November 2010 OK Like most secret societies and groups , it's not their existence that's a secret , it's what they do and what influence they exert that is secretive For instance i know that the mafia , MI 6 Biderberger group etc . exist , but they still have many secrets that i'm unaware of But have you ever heard of the Uzbekki Deranag Vergerbion Troop? DAMMIT! I'VE ONLY GONE AND REVEALED OUR EXISTANCE! I have to pack my bags. You may not see any posts from me for some time. (Though I have nipped back on to correct my spelling.)
Daggers Posted 22 November 2010 Author Posted 22 November 2010 I see your Ninja, Pirates and Ultimate Jeseus and raise you Mega Shark This bad boy can bite the Golden Gate bridge in half and attack a plane at 20,000ft Game Over. Godzilla & Mechagodzilla could have Mega Shark.
ramboacdc Posted 22 November 2010 Posted 22 November 2010 I see your Ninja, Pirates and Ultimate Jeseus and raise you Mega Shark This bad boy can bite the Golden Gate bridge in half and attack a plane at 20,000ft Game Over. ahh megashark vs giant octopus. whata film!
ramboacdc Posted 22 November 2010 Posted 22 November 2010 Godzilla & Mechagodzilla could have Mega Shark. sod it im throwing my hat into the ring here and bringing out. THE MEGAZORD!
Guest BlueBrett Posted 22 November 2010 Posted 22 November 2010 Not sure how Nazi's come into the same category as Ninjas Sharks and Pirates but of the four Ninja's win handsdown. Shark are stupid and all they can really do is smell things from a long way away which is a pretty useless ability in the modern world. A stealthy Ninja with a cannister of aqua scent could sneak up behind one with ease and swing it round by the tail leaving the shark dizzy and feeling silly. As for Pirates they are generally cowardly wankers unless they happen to be captain and even then they have to go celibate for months at a time which must be really difficult when they have rum boners. NInja's on the other hand have loads of crazy ninja sex and in some cases they have been known to induce orgasms solely through the power of their mind. It was a Ninja who taught Zorro how to slash pretty womens' colthes of with his sword. Also backflips are really cool.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 22 November 2010 Posted 22 November 2010 sod it im throwing my hat into the ring here and bringing out. THE MEGAZORD! I raise you all...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 22 November 2010 Posted 22 November 2010 Here's one for Empty. "Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels?"
The Doctor Posted 23 November 2010 Posted 23 November 2010 i believe i win the "obscure distructive things" top trumps Not sure how Nazi's come into the same category as Ninjas Sharks and Pirates but of the four Ninja's win handsdown. Shark are stupid and all they can really do is smell things from a long way away which is a pretty useless ability in the modern world. A stealthy Ninja with a cannister of aqua scent could sneak up behind one with ease and swing it round by the tail leaving the shark dizzy and feeling silly. As for Pirates they are generally cowardly wankers unless they happen to be captain and even then they have to go celibate for months at a time which must be really difficult when they have rum boners. NInja's on the other hand have loads of crazy ninja sex and in some cases they have been known to induce orgasms solely through the power of their mind. It was a Ninja who taught Zorro how to slash pretty womens' colthes of with his sword. Also backflips are really cool. sharks can do far more than smell things from a long way a way. They're covered in teeth (their scales are actually teeth), they have a conveyer belt of teeth in their mouth so if one set drops off they can move a new set forwards, They can sense electrical impusles (so woe betide you if you drop a plugged in toaster in the ocean - sharks swarming round and several dead fish/scuba divers). Basically a shark would kick a ninjas ass because nothing is stealthy enough to avoid the villain of the sea. Meanwhile pirates have cannons and rum - they could get the ninja/shark drunk and blow it's head off.
BoneDog Posted 23 November 2010 Posted 23 November 2010 Talking of electrical impulses, alot of dolphins are going deaf because of sonar from various navy's around the world. Poor buggers are struggling to find food and keep getting lost.
The Doctor Posted 23 November 2010 Posted 23 November 2010 Talking of electrical impulses, alot of dolphins are going deaf because of sonar from various navy's around the world. Poor buggers are struggling to find food and keep getting lost. time for them to get satnav then, a new market in useless shit has just opened up.
Zingari Posted 23 November 2010 Posted 23 November 2010 Talking of electrical impulses, alot of dolphins are going deaf because of sonar from various navy's around the world. Poor buggers are struggling to find food and keep getting lost. how can you tell if a dolphin is lost ? he may be just wandering around strange places on porpoise
StanSP Posted 23 November 2010 Posted 23 November 2010 i believe i win the "obscure distructive things" top trumps No. No you don't! My one's actually real...
The Doctor Posted 24 November 2010 Posted 24 November 2010 No. No you don't! My one's actually real... mines real as well. It's just barbra striesand before she puts her makeup on. But what the fook is that saw thing for?
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