Haydos Posted 26 April 2011 Posted 26 April 2011 Dwight does it for me every time. "What is going on? What are you doing?!" "MICHAEL!" "Oh that's funny......MICHAEL!"
Ozwin Posted 26 April 2011 Posted 26 April 2011 Agree, Finchy shits over Todd Packer. This video makes me piss myself everytime, and then Packer speaks at the end and I completely lose it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiS_VoleiBQ
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 26 April 2011 Posted 26 April 2011 Brilliant show best ever one of the only shows i can watch over and over again and still lose my shit
Austin Posted 27 April 2011 Author Posted 27 April 2011 Brilliant show best ever one of the only shows i can watch over and over again and still lose my shit completely agree mate I watch it virtually every night when I go to bed on the ps3
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 Soooooo Many quotes and fav memories it's ridiculus. Also having worked in a really social office before some of the things aren't that far fetched.
Austin Posted 27 April 2011 Author Posted 27 April 2011 Soooooo Many quotes and fav memories it's ridiculus. Also having worked in a really social office before some of the things aren't that far fetched. Imagine if anyone had a boss like Michael Scott, it'd actually be amazing! and as for quotes, you could probably spend an entire day reading through memorable quotes from the show Just genius!
purpleronnie Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 Tried to get into but coudn't its nowhere near as good as the original.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 Tried to get into but coudn't its nowhere near as good as the original. See i hate people who say this as they are nothing a like. Just based in an office
Austin Posted 27 April 2011 Author Posted 27 April 2011 See i hate people who say this as they are nothing a like. Just based in an office The very 1st series was extremely similair but as its gone on and on they share the name and that is all, its a completely different show!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best? Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question. Jim Halpert: False. Black bear. Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought-- Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?! Season 3 "Product Recall" (17 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 258 likes like Ryan: Did this happen on company property? Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine. Ryan: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'? Season 4 "Fun Run" (44 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 254 likes like Jim Halpert: Does that include 'that's what she said'? Michael Scott: Mmhh, yes. Jim Halpert: Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling. Michael Scott: Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Season 2 "Sexual Harassment" (12 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 220 likes like Michael Scott: Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car. Oscar: Where? Michael Scott: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok. Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that? Season 4 "Fun Run" (44 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 219 likes like Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make. Season 4 "Fun Run" (44 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 161 likes like Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never. Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable? Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire. Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms? Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town. Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out? Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager. Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy? Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan! Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil. Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet. Jim Halpert: Go. Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars. Season 3 "The Job" (3 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 142 likes like Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know. There's gambling and alcohol... And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that- is that enough? Should I keep going? Michael Scott: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Season 2 "Casino Night" (25 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 135 likes like Michael Scott: You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded. Season 3 "Gay Witch Hunt" (7 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 135 likes like Jim Halpert: [after Jim paired his headset with Dwight's cell phone] Hello this is Dwight. Pam Beesly: [over the phone] Hello is this Dwight? Jim Halpert: Yes it is. Pam Beesly: Oh my goodness you sound sexy. Jim Halpert: Oh, thank you. I've been working out. Dwight Schrute: Woah woah woah! Pam! Pam! You are not talking to Dwight right now. You are talking to Jim. Pam Beesly: [into phone] Dwight? Dwight Schrute: No! [waving] I'm over here! Pam Beesly: I'm confused. Season 4 "Goodbye Toby" (58 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 132 likes like Michael Scott: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family. Season 2 "Sexual Harassment" (12 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 119 likes like Jim Halpert: One day Michael came in, complaining about a speed bump, on the highway... I wonder who he ran over then. Season 4 "Fun Run" (44 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 116 likes like Ryan: What I really want, honestly, Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, whomever. Michael Scott: Oh okay. Ryan: What? Michael Scott: It's whoever, not whomever. Ryan: It's whomever. Michael Scott: No, whomever is never acutally right. Jim Halpert: Nope, sometimes it's right. Creed: Michael is right. It's a made up word used to trick students- Andy: No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word-- Oscar: Obviously it's a real word- but I don't know how to use it correctly. Michael Scott: [to camera] Not a native speaker. Kevin: I know what's right. But I'm not gonna say. Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night. Ryan: Do you really know which one is correct? Kevin: I don't know. Pam Beesly: It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when as the subject. Phyllis: That sounds right. Michael Scott: Well it sounds right but is it? Stanley: How did Ryan use it, as an object? Ryan: As an object. Kelly: Ryan used me as an object. Oscar: Is he right about that-- Pam Beesly: How did he use it again? Toby: It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object-- Michael Scott: Thank you! Toby: ...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the, the correct usage of the word. Michael Scott: No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull? Season 4 "Money" (11 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 115 likes like Pam Beesly: There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "what if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?" He said, "if I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks." Season 4 "Night Out" (20 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 114 likes like Dwight Schrute: [pushing Michael's face into the wet cement] Force it in as deep as you can. Michael Scott: [muffled] That's what she said. Season 4 "Did I Stutter" (38 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 108 likes like [spoilerS BELOW] Pam Beesly: [yelling over the rain] Hey! This is not halfway! I did that math, I had to drive way longer than you. Montclair would've been closer so you have to buy lunch. [Jim gets down on one knee] Pam Beesly: What are you doing? Jim Halpert: I just... couldn't wait. Pam Beesly: Oh my God. Jim Halpert: Pam, will you marry me? Pam Beesly: Oh my God. Jim Halpert: So? Pam Beesly: [nodding head] Yes. Season 5 "Weight Loss" (49 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 107 likes like Jan's lawyer: How long have you known Ms. Levinson? Michael Scott: Six years and two months. Jan's lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time? Michael Scott: That's what she said. Jan's lawyer: Excuse me? Michael Scott: [slowly] That's what she said. Season 4 "The Deposition" (5 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 104 likes like Michael Scott: [screaming into the office] I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY! Season 4 "Money" (11 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 93 likes like Michael Scott: Man I would love to burn your candles! Jan: You burn it you buy it! Michael Scott: Oh good! I'll be your first customer! Jan: You're hardly my first. Michael Scott: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!! Season 4 "Dinner Party" (42 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 90 likes like Jim Halpert: Where do you wanna go for dinner? Pam Beesley: I donno I kind of hate all our regular places right now. [pause] Oh, you know what? That one-- [Jim stops and gets down on one knee] Jim Halpert: Hey Pam. Will you wait for me one second, while I tie my shoe? Pam Beesley: I hate you. [Jim catches up to Pam, both laughing] Jim Halpert: What! My shoe was untied. What is your problem? Oh my God! You thought I was- Oh, no no... Pam Beesley: Ohh how could I have thought that? How could I have though that? Season 4 "Chair Model" (33 Comments) Dinkin flicka. To vote, login or join the TheOfficeQuotes.com community! 83 likes like Michael Scott: [after sipping wine] That is sort of an oaky afterbirth. Jim Halpert: What was that?
Austin Posted 27 April 2011 Author Posted 27 April 2011 Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best? Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question. Jim Halpert: False. Black bear. Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought-- Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?! Awesome moment! makes me laugh every time without fail!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 Awesome moment! makes me laugh every time without fail! It's when he is dressed up as Dwight isn't it?
purpleronnie Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 The very 1st series was extremely similair but as its gone on and on they share the name and that is all, its a completely different show! Maybe i should check the later series then, as the first one was terrible.
purpleronnie Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 See i hate people who say this as they are nothing a like. Just based in an office Characters seem to be based on similar characters from the original.
Austin Posted 27 April 2011 Author Posted 27 April 2011 It's when he is dressed up as Dwight isn't it? yeah haha Maybe i should check the later series then, as the first one was terrible. I admit the first series wasn't great, it wasn't bad but the original was better .. however if you do decide to watch more you'll not be dissapointed!
Samilktray Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 Tried to get into but coudn't its nowhere near as good as the original. I share this sentiment.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmODioqnKbE&feature=related
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgjQbni4ZqE&NR=1
Austin Posted 27 April 2011 Author Posted 27 April 2011 Socceroo, what do you reckon to the latest episodes? Think Will Ferrell's been relatively funny but Steve Carell's been awesome, the ending to the latest episode was really sad! .. I posted a video of it earlier in the thread
Ozwin Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 Socceroo, what do you reckon to the latest episodes? Thing Will Ferrell's been relatively funny but Steve Carell's been awesome, the ending to the latest episode was really sad! .. I posted a video of it earlier in the thread It was well
Austin Posted 27 April 2011 Author Posted 27 April 2011 It was well I reckon it topped the proposal from the previous episode! .. You'd like to hope the other actors sang it quite genuinely! Michael Scott is single handedly the show, he runs it! not going to be the same
Haydos Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 It's when he is dressed up as Dwight isn't it? Look at my vid on page 2 genius
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 Socceroo, what do you reckon to the latest episodes? Think Will Ferrell's been relatively funny but Steve Carell's been awesome, the ending to the latest episode was really sad! .. I posted a video of it earlier in the thread To be honest i've watched every episode from series 2-5 about 10-15 times each. Most episodes of 6 none of 7 that i know of. I don't get a chance to watch much TV so just what for them to come out on DVD over here. They only just released the 2nd part of series 5 on DVD so have a bit to wait.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 Look at my vid on page 2 genius Haha missed it
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