skinnydipper Posted 30 May 2011 Posted 30 May 2011 - John Paul Getty (after the ransom wasn't paid) - "Beats" by Dr Dre
skinnydipper Posted 30 May 2011 Author Posted 30 May 2011 - Poor mans pirate (can't afford eye patch or headscarf as in ) - Stevie Wonder impersonator - AnyAussie Fox
skinnydipper Posted 30 May 2011 Author Posted 30 May 2011 :w00t: or :eek: - Too much Red Bull / Pro Plus - Can't find my Red Bull/ Pro Plus - Jogger with one testicle
skinnydipper Posted 30 May 2011 Author Posted 30 May 2011 - Who's nicked my sandcastle - Proper hardnut - headbutts walls (probably used to be in the Baby Squad) - Pretend hardnut - only headbutts own hand (probably claims he used to be in the Baby Squad)
Zingari Posted 30 May 2011 Posted 30 May 2011 : an irishman is given 3 wishes and he asks for a glass of constantly refilling guiness , and when asked what else he wanted he liked it so much he asked for 2 more of them :beer:
StanSP Posted 30 May 2011 Posted 30 May 2011 - A girl's impression of a seeing a huge whopper. - A girl's impression after a huge whopper.
Jimothy Posted 30 May 2011 Posted 30 May 2011 - BNP supporter. - someone drying their back with a towel.
Zingari Posted 30 May 2011 Posted 30 May 2011 - BNP supporter. - someone drying their back with a towel. someone flossing their teeth
jonthefox Posted 30 May 2011 Posted 30 May 2011 opposition managers upon arriving at filbert way next season.
The Doctor Posted 30 May 2011 Posted 30 May 2011 who laughs while taking a dump? - Stroke victim - Forced prison homosexuality - Kiss fan Combining some of the ones from earlier (which have since been deleted): - one-eared cheap pirate
Mee Posted 30 May 2011 Posted 30 May 2011 who laughs while taking a dump? - Stroke victim - Forced prison homosexuality - Kiss fan Combining some of the ones from earlier (which have since been deleted): - one-eared cheap pirate Depends if it burns your arse or not. Laughing in pain!
Wymsey Posted 30 May 2011 Posted 30 May 2011 - Licking - Awkward moment when you spill ketchup on your £££ Jeff Banks suit two days after Mother purchased it and she looks on.
StanSP Posted 30 May 2011 Posted 30 May 2011 - Should I say something in this awkward situation, or just sit this one out? <_< - You know that ad where the kid says 'touch my food, feel my fork'? That's what this reminds me of. - Me 1-0 You. - 'There's a hole above my head. I'm still trying to figure out why' - Winter's day sitting on a massage chair.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 31 May 2011 Posted 31 May 2011 - Licking - Awkward moment when you spill ketchup on your £££ Jeff Banks suit two days after Mother purchased it and she looks on. Spilling Ketchup on an expensive suit would of been acceptable
AmericanScott Posted 31 May 2011 Posted 31 May 2011 who laughs while taking a dump? It was meant to look like a sigh of relief losing 4 stone whilst sitting on the bowl.
AoWW Posted 31 May 2011 Posted 31 May 2011 - rabbit in the headlights - just had awesome sex :mrgreen: - just been to the dentist - whacked on the head - Ultra stood on the corner of Market Street - suffering from sunburn and someone has just popped an ice-cube down your back - tantric blowjob - rape
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 31 May 2011 Posted 31 May 2011 - just had awesome sex - tantric blowjob - rape Someone has a dirty mind
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