How "blokey" are you?

[MikeyT]

I'm a feminist.

I took my wife's name when I got married.

I'm a pescetarian but rarely eat fish.

I'm a former house husband.

If a car goes I'll take it.

However I play gaelic football and love nothing more than having a really physical match where we knock the **** out of each other.

Where do I hand in my man card?

Keep the man card and just hand over one testicle.

[General Smuts]

1) How interested are you in cars? I worked at Nissan head office.

2) Are you a big drinker? Ahem.

3) Do you look down on - or feel a kind of superiority over - blokes who drink lager and not "real ale"? No.

4) Are/Were you any good at chatting up girls at nightclubs? Success rate is skewed by some of the munters from my first year at uni

5) Do you eat meat? Daily.

6) Do you wash your hands after going to the toilet, regardless of what you've done? Yes

7) Do you feel the need to cough phlegm up into the urinal? Sometimes but I never know why!.

8) Have you been in many fights? A few. One fight I particularly feel guilty about was with a fella who a few years later died in Afghanistan

9) If you live with your other half, do you do your share of the housework? Do I ****.

10) Do you watch tv talent shows? Like Babestation? Theres some talent on there

[FoxyPV]

Keep the man card and just hand over one testicle.

I think I'm redeemed by the fact that I managed to sleep with my teacher whilst still being in her class.

[Zingari]

I think I'm redeemed by the fact that I managed to sleep with my teacher whilst still being in her class.

blimey what did the other kids think about that biology lesson ?

[MikeyT]

I think I'm redeemed by the fact that I managed to sleep with my teacher whilst still being in her class.

You may keep that testicle, sir!

[Charl91]

Yeah, I'm not very "blokey" at all.

1) How interested are you in cars? Not at all

2) Are you a big drinker? I'm 13.5 stone, so i'd say that would make me an average-sized drinker, rather then a big one. Joking aside, I can drink a reasonable amount, but I don't drink often. Not a massive fan of alcohol, prefer myself a diet-coke....

3) Do you look down on - or feel a kind of superiority over - blokes who drink lager and not "real ale"? I drink cider (or diet coke...), so not really. Don't like beer or ale.

4) Are/Were you any good at chatting up girls at nightclubs? No, I hate Nightclubs. I don't like dancing and I like metal/rock music, which they never play, and it's full of skanks. Plus I'm 20, and have been with my GF for 2 years, so haven't had a lot of chance, but I know i'd be awful at it.

5) Do you eat meat? Rawr, like a dinosaur

6) Do you wash your hands after going to the toilet, regardless of what you've done? Without fail.

7) Do you feel the need to cough phlegm up into the urinal? Never ever.

8) Have you been in many fights? Only one in the past few years, which is alright considering I live in stoke. I won though (though only down to the guy who swung for me being a weedy 10/11 stone kid....). I don't really get in to fights, not really a fan of being punched if I'm honest.

9) If you live with your other half, do you do your share of the housework? My girlfriend tidy's my room every thursday Except this week, when she's busy on a thursday, so she's coming round today to clean it.

10) Do you watch tv talent shows? Sorry, I'm straight.

[Saxondale]

1) How interested are you in cars? Yes, love em, always have.

2) Are you a big drinker? Yeah reasonably. Don't feel the need to drink all the time, but I do like a big session.

3) Do you look down on - or feel a kind of superiority over - blokes who drink lager and not "real ale"? Yeah a bit. Quality continental lagers are acceptable, but Carling and Fosters are not.

4) Are/Were you any good at chatting up girls at nightclubs? Ruddy terrible.

5) Do you eat meat? Yes

6) Do you wash your hands after going to the toilet, regardless of what you've done? Most of the time

7) Do you feel the need to cough phlegm up into the urinal? No

8) Have you been in many fights? No

9) If you live with your other half, do you do your share of the housework? Pretty much yeah.

10) Do you watch tv talent shows? Apprentice is good but hate all the X-Factor-type shite.

[Simmo86]

1) How interested are you in cars? Yes, I'm a bit of a petrolhead. Love my F1 aswell

2) Are you a big drinker? No really, maybe a couple of pints a week. But if I do drink, I binge.

3) Do you look down on - or feel a kind of superiority over - blokes who drink lager and not "real ale"? Nope, I'm the modern male drinker of spirits, usually Jager and Coke!

4) Are/Were you any good at chatting up girls at nightclubs? Nope, had to be seriously toxicated to even approach a girl!

5) Do you eat meat? Yup, alot

6) Do you wash your hands after going to the toilet, regardless of what you've done? Always after a good clearout, depends if I remember after a wee

7) Do you feel the need to cough phlegm up into the urinal? Yeah sometimes, better than on the floor

8) Have you been in many fights? One maybe.....in Burton on Trent (Random)

9) If you live with your other half, do you do your share of the housework? I refuse to do the ironing, but I help out with washing and cleaning

10) Do you watch tv talent shows? Watch X-Factor but thats about it

[Simmo86]

I think I'm redeemed by the fact that I managed to sleep with my teacher whilst still being in her class.

[Leicfox]

1) How interested are you in cars? That's my car in my avatar but not really that into cars. I do love Top Gear though

2) Are you a big drinker? I can handle my drink pretty well, but only drink now and again.

3) Do you look down on - or feel a kind of superiority over - blokes who drink lager and not "real ale"? No.

4) Are/Were you any good at chatting up girls at nightclubs? Met my now wife in a pub so i did pretty well.

5) Do you eat meat? I love meat.

6) Do you wash your hands after going to the toilet, regardless of what you've done? No.

7) Do you feel the need to cough phlegm up into the urinal? WTF?

8) Have you been in many fights? I've had a few in my time as a younger lad, Blackpool can get rough.

9) If you live with your other half, do you do your share of the housework? I hoover, and wash the pots on occasions.

10) Do you watch tv talent shows? Yes

[acooling08]

If you can believe it, I didn't actually intend that... But it works well enough I guess

Just purely out of interest...

Being gay, are you indifferent or digsusted by the idea of heterosexual sex?

I've always wanted to know, and I doubt I'll get a better chance to find out

[SOCCERROO FOX]

5) Do you eat man meat? Daily.

Fixed it up for you smuts

[potter3]

1) How interested are you in cars? Love them

2) Are you a big drinker? Not particularly

3) Do you look down on - or feel a kind of superiority over - blokes who drink lager and not "real ale"? No.

4) Are/Were you any good at chatting up girls at nightclubs? Useless

5) Do you eat meat? Of course

6) Do you wash your hands after going to the toilet, regardless of what you've done? Yep, I think I'm borderline ocd on the whole hand washing front actually..

7) Do you feel the need to cough phlegm up into the urinal? No

8) Have you been in many fights? Nope.

9) If you live with your other half, do you do your share of the housework? n/a

10) Do you watch tv talent shows? I have literally no idea why anyone does

Not even 50/50

[lcfcadam]

Just purely out of interest...

Being gay, are you indifferent or digsusted by the idea of heterosexual sex?

I've always wanted to know, and I doubt I'll get a better chance to find out

Um, well I'm a believer in "each to their own" so I guess that counts as indifferent? Would find it slightly weird if anyone was "disgusted" by it actually...

[Adster]

I straighten my hair frequently. So I'm obviously too girly.

[Stay Positive]

A lot of people on here seem a tad baffled by question 7. I'm surprised by that. I've heard NO END of blokes having to do that and it makes me squirm.

Come to think of it, "squirming" isn't too blokey either, is it?