Hitesh Posted 27 June 2005 Posted 27 June 2005 HSBC Bank is pleased to announce the installation of 'Drive-thru' cash-point machines at key retail outlets where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without having to leave their vehicles. To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities, we have conducted intensive studies to come up with the appropriate procedure for their use. PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window. 3. Insert card into the machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Wind up window. 7. Drive off. PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with the cash machine. 3. Restart the stalled engine. 4. Wind down the window. 5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat and locate card. 6. Turn the radio down. 7. Attempt to insert card. 8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to it's excessive distance from the car. 9. Insert card. 10. Re-insert card the right way up. 11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 12. Enter PIN. 13. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN. 14. Enter amount of cash required. 15. Check make-up in rear view mirror. 16. Retrieve cash and receipt. 17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside. 18. Place receipt in back of cheque book. 19. Re-check make-up. 20. Drive forward 2 metres. 21. Reverse back to cash machine. 22. Retrieve card. 23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull away. 25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles. 26. Release hand-brake. Sorry ladies but come on, this has to be close to the truth. There are a few women i know that would do some of the stuff mentioned!
Katy Posted 27 June 2005 Posted 27 June 2005 HSBC Bank is pleased to announce the installation of 'Drive-thru' cash-point machines at key retail outlets where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without having to leave their vehicles. To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities, we have conducted intensive studies to come up with the appropriate procedure for their use.PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window. 3. Insert card into the machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Wind up window. 7. Drive off. PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with the cash machine. 3. Restart the stalled engine. 4. Wind down the window. 5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat and locate card. 6. Turn the radio down. 7. Attempt to insert card. 8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to it's excessive distance from the car. 9. Insert card. 10. Re-insert card the right way up. 11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 12. Enter PIN. 13. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN. 14. Enter amount of cash required. 15. Check make-up in rear view mirror. 16. Retrieve cash and receipt. 17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside. 18. Place receipt in back of cheque book. 19. Re-check make-up. 20. Drive forward 2 metres. 21. Reverse back to cash machine. 22. Retrieve card. 23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull away. 25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles. 26. Release hand-brake. Sorry ladies but come on, this has to be close to the truth. There are a few women i know that would do some of the stuff mentioned! 128374[/snapback] Nope! I stuck up for you earlier, dont make me have to come round there........
stulcfc Posted 27 June 2005 Posted 27 June 2005 i'm gonna start posting racist jokes 128381[/snapback]
Katy Posted 27 June 2005 Posted 27 June 2005 ...............it is however very like my lovely mother at the moment
Hitesh Posted 27 June 2005 Author Posted 27 June 2005 HSBC Bank is pleased to announce the installation of 'Drive-thru' cash-point machines at key retail outlets where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without having to leave their vehicles. To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities, we have conducted intensive studies to come up with the appropriate procedure for their use.PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window. 3. Insert card into the machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Wind up window. 7. Drive off. PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with the cash machine. 3. Restart the stalled engine. 4. Wind down the window. 5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat and locate card. 6. Turn the radio down. 7. Attempt to insert card. 8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to it's excessive distance from the car. 9. Insert card. 10. Re-insert card the right way up. 11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 12. Enter PIN. 13. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN. 14. Enter amount of cash required. 15. Check make-up in rear view mirror. 16. Retrieve cash and receipt. 17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside. 18. Place receipt in back of cheque book. 19. Re-check make-up. 20. Drive forward 2 metres. 21. Reverse back to cash machine. 22. Retrieve card. 23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull away. 25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles. 26. Release hand-brake. Sorry ladies but come on, this has to be close to the truth. There are a few women i know that would do some of the stuff mentioned! 128374[/snapback] Nope! I stuck up for you earlier, dont make me have to come round there........ 128380[/snapback] Well after checkin ur pic out earlier, it doesnt sound like a bad idea. I hope that this doesnt start a flood of sexist and racist jokes. I just needed cheerin up earlier and my mate sent me it. i thought i would share it with you lovely people!
Cobbo Posted 27 June 2005 Posted 27 June 2005 HSBC Bank is pleased to announce the installation of 'Drive-thru' cash-point machines at key retail outlets where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without having to leave their vehicles. To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities, we have conducted intensive studies to come up with the appropriate procedure for their use.PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window. 3. Insert card into the machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Wind up window. 7. Drive off. PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with the cash machine. 3. Restart the stalled engine. 4. Wind down the window. 5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat and locate card. 6. Turn the radio down. 7. Attempt to insert card. 8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to it's excessive distance from the car. 9. Insert card. 10. Re-insert card the right way up. 11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 12. Enter PIN. 13. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN. 14. Enter amount of cash required. 15. Check make-up in rear view mirror. 16. Retrieve cash and receipt. 17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside. 18. Place receipt in back of cheque book. 19. Re-check make-up. 20. Drive forward 2 metres. 21. Reverse back to cash machine. 22. Retrieve card. 23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull away. 25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles. 26. Release hand-brake. Sorry ladies but come on, this has to be close to the truth. There are a few women i know that would do some of the stuff mentioned! 128374[/snapback] Nope! I stuck up for you earlier, dont make me have to come round there........ 128380[/snapback] Well after checkin ur pic out earlier, it doesnt sound like a bad idea. I hope that this doesnt start a flood of sexist and racist jokes. I just needed cheerin up earlier and my mate sent me it. i thought i would share it with you lovely people! 128471[/snapback]
LoneWolf Posted 28 June 2005 Posted 28 June 2005 i'm gonna start posting racist jokes 128381[/snapback] wtf made u cme out with that?
stez Posted 28 June 2005 Posted 28 June 2005 i'm gonna start posting racist jokes 128381[/snapback] wtf made u cme out with that? 128793[/snapback] because he wasn't invovled in the thread probably
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