SOCCERROO FOX Posted 15 February 2012 Posted 15 February 2012 Ignore him he may go away. Hahaha school yard bully tatics
The Doctor Posted 16 February 2012 Posted 16 February 2012 I've signed it. About time we did something about scum like this, and tell Europe to fook off. Dear Deirdre? aah, but the sun like Balotelli... (possibly). yes, those sections can be so funny - best I've ever seen was in a magazine I picked up in a pub a couple of days ago: Dear Aunt Lynn, Most girls like to keep their lady gardens clean shaven these days, it's the fashion, but I have always preferred to let mine grow wild. I have lost a few boy-friends in the past because they were frightened off by the sight of my huge bush, but then I met the man of my dreams from down under and he thinks it's amazing, he says that he loves foraging around in my undergrowth and doesn't mind a few hairs in his bush tucker. Everything was perfect until the other week when he invited a few of his friends round for a drink. We had a brilliant evening and all got really drunk then the guys started messing around and were taking turns at lighting their farts through their underpants. They started to egg me on to do a lady fart and light it so I decided I would show them that I was a good sport. I was really drunk and forgot that I wasn't wearing any knickers so when I let-rip with a massive fart and lit it with the cigarette lighter there was a massive blow-back and my minge caught fire. There was a big blue flash and it went up with an atom bomb. The guys all just stood around watching as I ran around the room screaming with my blazing pussy. They all had cans of lager in their hands but not one of them offered to extinguish the flames. Eventually my boy-friend kindly put out the flames by kicking my square on in the fanny. It did the job but not before my precious mot had been reduced to a smouldering, charred mass of singed pubes. I was proper gutted and my fanny was burnt to a cinder. I carefully shaved off the remaining stubble from my blistered vulva and blathered on some antiseptic cream for good measure. I woke up the following morning with a huge hangover to find my boyfriend standing at the side of the bed just staring at my bald red pussy. He said that I looked like a lion without its mane and that he was disappointed. I told him not to worry and that I would be able to grow back the damage from the blow-back, but he was having none of it and told me that he wanted me to buy a pubic wig to wear. How long do you think it will take to re-grow my lady garden to its full glory? Debbie. I don't think words can describe how much I laughed at this. As an aside, Roo fox - you wouldn't happen to be the bloke the woman was talking about would you?
Finnegan Posted 16 February 2012 Posted 16 February 2012 aah, but the sun like Balotelli... (possibly). yes, those sections can be so funny - best I've ever seen was in a magazine I picked up in a pub a couple of days ago: I don't think words can describe how much I laughed at this. As an aside, Roo fox - you wouldn't happen to be the bloke the woman was talking about would you? That's got to be Flair on the troll.
Captain... Posted 16 February 2012 Posted 16 February 2012 aah, but the sun like Balotelli... (possibly). yes, those sections can be so funny - best I've ever seen was in a magazine I picked up in a pub a couple of days ago: I don't think words can describe how much I laughed at this. As an aside, Roo fox - you wouldn't happen to be the bloke the woman was talking about would you? Funny, but most of them are fake.
The Doctor Posted 16 February 2012 Posted 16 February 2012 Funny, but most of them are fake. true, but I don't really care if they are fake - they make me laugh.
Jaspa Posted 8 May 2012 Posted 8 May 2012 PLEASE SIGN THIS !!!! Horrific http://www.thepetitionsite.com/841/068/757/stop-using-orangutans-as-prostitutes/ http://www.theperfec...utan-prostitute Stop Using Orangutans as Prostitutes! Never Again! Pony the Orangutan was found by the Orangutan Survival Foundation in a "prostitute village" in Borneo, chained to a wall and lying on a jizz-stained mattress. She was completely shaved and covered with infected mosquito bites. Apparently she had been captured and was being shaved every other day to make her nice and hairless for the men that paid to **** her. Yes, an Orangutan was being shaved and used as a prostitute...here is a close-up. If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers. It took the Orangutan Survival Foundation a year to rescue Pony from the godless savages because whenever they showed up, the madame and the men of the "prostitute village" would brandish their poison-dipped daggers in a threatening fashion. Apparently Pony was quite the cash cow. The Orangutan Survival Foundation finally raised the money to round up 35 policemen--Read, hired mercenaries--with AK 47s--and they forced the madame and her cutthroat townies under the threat of massacre to release Pony.This is a true story. No one was charged for exploiting Pony. All information and text comes from Save The Orangutan!
Zingari Posted 8 May 2012 Posted 8 May 2012 I don’t mind them doing that sort of thing, but I wish they wouldn’t send the offspring over here to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show. That’s the real cruelty!
ozleicester Posted 8 May 2012 Posted 8 May 2012 PLEASE SIGN THIS !!!! Horrific http://www.thepetiti...as-prostitutes/ http://www.theperfec...utan-prostitute Stop Using Orangutans as Prostitutes! Never Again! Pony the Orangutan was found by the Orangutan Survival Foundation in a "prostitute village" in Borneo, chained to a wall and lying on a jizz-stained mattress. She was completely shaved and covered with infected mosquito bites. Apparently she had been captured and was being shaved every other day to make her nice and hairless for the men that paid to **** her. Yes, an Orangutan was being shaved and used as a prostitute...here is a close-up. If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers. It took the Orangutan Survival Foundation a year to rescue Pony from the godless savages because whenever they showed up, the madame and the men of the "prostitute village" would brandish their poison-dipped daggers in a threatening fashion. Apparently Pony was quite the cash cow. The Orangutan Survival Foundation finally raised the money to round up 35 policemen--Read, hired mercenaries--with AK 47s--and they forced the madame and her cutthroat townies under the threat of massacre to release Pony.This is a true story. No one was charged for exploiting Pony. All information and text comes from Save The Orangutan! More to this than meets the eye.... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4303115/Boris-Johnson-looks-just-like-an-orang-utan-in-snaps.html
OzFox Posted 8 May 2012 Posted 8 May 2012 PLEASE SIGN THIS !!!! Horrific http://www.thepetiti...as-prostitutes/ http://www.theperfec...utan-prostitute Stop Using Orangutans as Prostitutes! Never Again! Pony the Orangutan was found by the Orangutan Survival Foundation in a "prostitute village" in Borneo, chained to a wall and lying on a jizz-stained mattress. She was completely shaved and covered with infected mosquito bites. Apparently she had been captured and was being shaved every other day to make her nice and hairless for the men that paid to **** her. Yes, an Orangutan was being shaved and used as a prostitute...here is a close-up. If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers. It took the Orangutan Survival Foundation a year to rescue Pony from the godless savages because whenever they showed up, the madame and the men of the "prostitute village" would brandish their poison-dipped daggers in a threatening fashion. Apparently Pony was quite the cash cow. The Orangutan Survival Foundation finally raised the money to round up 35 policemen--Read, hired mercenaries--with AK 47s--and they forced the madame and her cutthroat townies under the threat of massacre to release Pony.This is a true story. No one was charged for exploiting Pony. All information and text comes from Save The Orangutan! Had some footage of that in a doco I worked on in 2006. So either there's a lot of orangutans going by the name of Pony, or it's the same one still being rodgered by the locals. http://www.abc.net.au/foreign/content/2006/s1703844.htm there's some video about 2/3 of the way thru the story "this amateur video of an orang-utan named Pony, shows how appalling, evening sickening the treatment can still be. Today, Pony remains shy and wary. She’s been successfully released into a forest near the reserve where nobody can hurt her again" .
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