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Dantes Infereno Test

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First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

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Oh Fvck...

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

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Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Is that it? Is that all?

I've been to Wellingborough on a Saturday and quite frankly the 7th Level of Hell iis a fvcking cakewalk compared to that.

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Extreme on Wrathful/Gloomy & Heretics, Very High on Fraudulent/Malicious, Gluttonous & Prodigal , High on Violent and Treacherous and yet only in Level 6?

**** you Satan, Cocytus sounds awesome.

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Is that it? Is that all?

I've been to Wellingborough on a Saturday and quite frankly the 7th Level of Hell iis a fvcking cakewalk compared to that.

Sh!t - I'm going Wellingborough early tomorrow for a 10k run

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They dump you in the centre and you run out?

You make a PB for sure.

Turns out it was in a place called Irchester - sounded like a right dive but turned out nice.

I did get the PB though! 42:29 and I came 19th out of 108

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