Apes

[The People's Hero]

Bloody magnificent creatures.

(That's an aside by the way)

[The Doctor]

"Y'know what, Alan Sheehan would really do a job down the left flank here"

[The People's Hero]

GET BLOODY LEVI ON!

[The Doctor]

So then, why don't we play Gradel more often?

[Corky]

I'd take a 0-0.

[The People's Hero]

Emile Heskey's best position is actually at centre half.

[The Doctor]

We'd be doing so much better if we were to start utilising Louis Dodds.

[The People's Hero]

We'd be doing so much better if we were to start utilising Louis Dodds.

That'll make Louis' night on his nightly googling of his own name ritual.

[The Doctor]

Better set up a shrine to Andy King so no-one feels left out.

[orangecity23]

I like this thread. It has the kind of impact and elusive running that mean it'll never fit in amongst the usual threads, a collection of dourists and nearly men.

(Insert vague boat metaphor here)

[The People's Hero]

I like this thread. It has the kind of impact and elusive running that mean it'll never fit in amongst the usual threads, a collection of dourists and nearly men.

(Insert vague boat metaphor here)

That's a kop out. Insert your own bloody metaphor.

What about this:

Stephen Clemence might think he looks the deer, but in reality he's more like the miserable boat, stranded in the sky trying to funnel rabbits in to a cortina.

Levi Porter on the other hand is the rolls royce of players. He could cajole a whole trunket of bananas from their sweet, sweet slumber which just one verse of a cucumber's origin.

[orangecity23]

That's a kop out. Insert your own bloody metaphor.

What about this:

Stephen Clemence might think he looks the deer, but in reality he's more like the miserable boat, stranded in the sky trying to funnel rabbits in to a cortina.

Levi Porter on the other hand is the rolls royce of players. He could cajole a whole trunket of bananas from their sweet, sweet slumber which just one verse of a cucumber's origin.

Starting to sound more like the innuendo thread. Olé!

[The People's Hero]

Cracking use of Ole sir. Even included the funny thing over the e.

Textbook.

[Saxondale]

He must have a foot like a traction engine.

[orangecity23]

Cracking use of Ole sir. Even included the funny thing over the e.

Textbook.

A fine compliment, from the master himself.

I said as much when I beat the English squash champion in a match. She was an Asian girl, and we dated for a while. How we'd have laughed to hear about it now, when Sheehan's fizzing crosses, almost chances and nearly goals raining in on the opposition goal like harpoons on a traffic warden.

[The People's Hero]

You're too kind - but I'm retired these days.

I did enjoy that post though. I had forgotten about all Alan Sheehan's 'nearly' goals.

[Rincewind]

What has happened to the ape topic?

[The People's Hero]

What has happened to the ape topic?

Errr. It's still here. You just ummm posted in it?

[Rincewind]

OK I was just expecting more replies on the subject of apes.

[The People's Hero]

That's pretty demanding Ken.

What exactly do you want to know?

You could contribute your own apey inspired post?

[21st Century Fox]

Winning Mentality.

[orangecity23]

Yeah, Nightguard, you can't be so demanding.

Show a little Gibbon take.

[Saxondale]

LCFC Chat is a bono-bo area.

EDIT: Sorry, that's shit.

[The People's Hero]

Yeah, Nightguard, you can't be so demanding.

Show a little Gibbon take.

YES YES YES!

[Rincewind]

Now you're just monkeying around.. Too tired now I also like apes. After all they are our cousins evolutionary speaking. But that may be a different subject altogether. Off bed soon.