Wear a condom!

[sphericalfox]

Bet you looked like a glazed cherry!

God knows what the people I walked past thought. Thankfully it was Ashby not Santa Carla.

Little joke there for the movie fans

[foxfanazer]

Kamikaze pilots don't wear helmets

[Guest Bilo]

I don't get watersports at all.

Primarily because my piss is like Lucozade after a night on the sauce, I'd have to throw the sheets out.

Chocolate body paint was bad enough, looked like one or both of us had shit the bed in the night. I've mellowed since those days. Happy days.

[Zingari]

you don't suck sweets with the wrappers on .........

[Captain...]

I don't get watersports at all.

Primarily because my piss is like Lucozade after a night on the sauce, I'd have to throw the sheets out.

Chocolate body paint was bad enough, looked like one or both of us had shit the bed in the night. I've mellowed since those days. Happy days.

Relevant on so many levels:

[UpTheLeagueFox]

And if she's from the Monsell, double strap.

PMSL

[foxfanazer]

They should make a re-usable and machine washable condom! A "bag for life" if u like

[sphericalfox]

Relevant on so many levels:

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It's like someone has been spying on me...

[The Doctor]

They should make a re-usable and machine washable condom! A "bag for life" if u like

I think that's only if it doesn't work properly.

[Guest MattP]

I don't get watersports at all.

Primarily because my piss is like Lucozade after a night on the sauce, I'd have to throw the sheets out.

Chocolate body paint was bad enough, looked like one or both of us had shit the bed in the night. I've mellowed since those days. Happy days.

Never tried watersports (apart from pissing on a bird without her knowing in the shower) I once tried a rainbow kiss as a young man, absolutely disgusting.

[Kyle_Le_Don]

I think I'm one of the lucky ones

I picked my mrs from just inside Glen Parva