Danno Posted 7 June 2012 Posted 7 June 2012 A lot of cannibal stories coming about lately.. anyone else a bit scared?
Rincewind Posted 7 June 2012 Posted 7 June 2012 they are stories made up by people with imagination to tell to people with no imagination.
The Doctor Posted 7 June 2012 Posted 7 June 2012 they are stories made up by people with imagination to tell to people with no imagination. This is about cannibalism, not religion. Wrong thread.
Guest Posted 7 June 2012 Posted 7 June 2012 Of all foxestalk threads I'm genuinely surprised that this is the one without a poll attached
THEFATBASTARD Posted 7 June 2012 Posted 7 June 2012 Well I enjoy a freerange forest supporter now and again, even though they are full of gristle...... last year I knocked a sheep fan down while driving down a country lane in bolsover, shot out of the ditch, think he was a dosser..stuck him on the roof rack and drove him home, skinned and basted him. Mmmmm juicy...won't touch a chav fan... they are pumped up with water and injected with hormones..a very cheap cut of meat..rather have pedigree chum..
MooseBreath Posted 7 June 2012 Posted 7 June 2012 Only seen the Magnotta one, and that is definitely not made up
Rincewind Posted 7 June 2012 Posted 7 June 2012 This is about cannibalism, not religion. Wrong thread. Are you suggestion that religious stories are also made up?
The Doctor Posted 7 June 2012 Posted 7 June 2012 Are you suggestion that religious stories are also made up? Yes. C'mon, man waves staff in the air and splits the sea. Utter tosh.
Danno Posted 7 June 2012 Author Posted 7 June 2012 I've seen the graphic images of the victim in the Miami one, someone from the US on my facebook posted that there was a man in LA on saturday who tried to eat a todler's arm in the street
ozleicester Posted 8 June 2012 Posted 8 June 2012 More importantly.... Porn cannibals, or ........Porn Zombies? This requires a poll!
BoneDog Posted 8 June 2012 Posted 8 June 2012 It's the bath salts that are turning them crazy apparently. Make you harder than crack or PCP. I've heard some stories from a bouncer about lads who turn super-human on crack, and seen it occasionally, but these bath salts are something else. On a side note, you have to laugh at the Atheists babbling about religion yet again! You guys think about God more than many religious folk. Give it a rest for Pete's sake. If you understood the subject slightly it might not be so boring, but you don't, so it is. And I can tell thee, you may mock their imaginations, but some of the religious folk I know have minds that y'all couldn't fathom. Word.
leicsmac Posted 8 June 2012 Posted 8 June 2012 It's the bath salts that are turning them crazy apparently. Make you harder than crack or PCP. I've heard some stories from a bouncer about lads who turn super-human on crack, and seen it occasionally, but these bath salts are something else. On a side note, you have to laugh at the Atheists babbling about religion yet again! You guys think about God more than many religious folk. Give it a rest for Pete's sake. If you understood the subject slightly it might not be so boring, but you don't, so it is. And I can tell thee, you may mock their imaginations, but some of the religious folk I know have minds that y'all couldn't fathom. Word. Religion isn't really the problem IMO - it's organised religion, the fact that religious texts that many of them are based on are the work of man, not God, and that some people use these texts as an excuse to carry out both really really good, and really really bad things. Faith is a great thing...it's just when people organise the ideas behind that faith into a series of man-made rules and interpretations of Gods will (and then try to use these to influence other people) that the problems arise. I reckon God (if he exists, agnostic here) doesn't want or need us to think of him, but just to think. And if we knew the will of God, we'd all be Gods wouldn't we? Anyway...veering away from that hot potato...on topic, apparently it tastes like pork.
BoneDog Posted 8 June 2012 Posted 8 June 2012 I understand what you say about the organisations. It is supposed to be more of a personal thing plus live and let live basically. One of my favourite Christian guys (died recently) said that the church is impediment to truth and he knew what he was talking about! Been trying to find the speech where he mentioned this for years now with no joy. A quick word about the texts - Many have been tampered with and added to, almost beyond recognition, and have been hijacked by powerful organisations. As for them being the work of ordinary man, I'm not so sure. If it were that easy thousands of years ago to write such powerful works I think we would have seen more such works continuously crop up. They are here to stay until the end of time in my opinion. Anyways, I'll say no more on the matter in this thread. This thread is about cannibals, zombies and bath salts!
ozleicester Posted 8 June 2012 Posted 8 June 2012 I understand what you say about the organisations. It is supposed to be more of a personal thing plus live and let live basically. One of my favourite Christian guys (died recently) said that the church is impediment to truth and he knew what he was talking about! Been trying to find the speech where he mentioned this for years now with no joy. A quick word about the texts - Many have been tampered with and added to, almost beyond recognition, and have been hijacked by powerful organisations. As for them being the work of ordinary man, I'm not so sure. If it were that easy thousands of years ago to write such powerful works I think we would have seen more such works continuously crop up. They are here to stay until the end of time in my opinion. Anyways, I'll say no more on the matter in this thread. This thread is about cannibals, zombies and bath salts! Do the cannibals cook their dinner in bath salts? they need to be careful, too much salt is not good for you.
BoneDog Posted 8 June 2012 Posted 8 June 2012 Do the cannibals cook their dinner in bath salts? they need to be careful, too much salt is not good for you. Similar. They cook their own brains in bath salts! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWy51DGdp1k You can buy this stuff over the counter! Doesn't look good.
leicsmac Posted 8 June 2012 Posted 8 June 2012 I understand what you say about the organisations. It is supposed to be more of a personal thing plus live and let live basically. One of my favourite Christian guys (died recently) said that the church is impediment to truth and he knew what he was talking about! Been trying to find the speech where he mentioned this for years now with no joy. A quick word about the texts - Many have been tampered with and added to, almost beyond recognition, and have been hijacked by powerful organisations. As for them being the work of ordinary man, I'm not so sure. If it were that easy thousands of years ago to write such powerful works I think we would have seen more such works continuously crop up. They are here to stay until the end of time in my opinion. Anyways, I'll say no more on the matter in this thread. This thread is about cannibals, zombies and bath salts! No worries Empty...thanks for your opinion mate and I'm in agreement with you on the vast majority of it. I'll knock it on the head too. Similar. They cook their own brains in bath salts! You can buy this stuff over the counter! Doesn't look good. [media=] Good grief, that stuff is utterly insane. Going to be outlawed very, VERY soon I expect.
BoneDog Posted 8 June 2012 Posted 8 June 2012 Good grief, that stuff is utterly insane. Going to be outlawed very, VERY soon I expect. I read on another forum that it has already been made illegal a few times, but the manufacturers keep changing the recipe slightly and it gets allowed onto the shelves again. Used to be called plant food apparently. Sales are high and it obviously causes much grief, so like you say, hopefully anything connected to that stuff gets outlawed permanently.
Kyle_Le_Don Posted 8 June 2012 Posted 8 June 2012 Damn that noah's ark musta been huuuge! Adam n Eve were at it like rabbits.
Guest Basildon Fox Posted 8 June 2012 Posted 8 June 2012 Here is an alternative (although completely mentalist). I am suprised El Empty did not pick up on it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev2ySa9HmXE
Daggers Posted 9 June 2012 Posted 9 June 2012 Seems like a nice boy I thought it was the most coherent acooling has ever been.
sphericalfox Posted 9 June 2012 Posted 9 June 2012 Currently #CannibalSongs is trending on twitter. There's some amusing contributions on there. 'Gnawing Me Gnawing You' for example
Danno Posted 9 June 2012 Author Posted 9 June 2012 I thought it was the most coherent acooling has ever been. lol
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