Jon the Hat Posted 2 November 2012 Posted 2 November 2012 Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon... As the only Tory on the forum (that I'm aware of) who isn't a cvnt, you are missing the big picture. By spending our increased tax revenue on buying more immigrants we will be able to repatriate the Far Right into a group of saplings three miles West of Stoke. Some of the immigrants can then be fashioned into a fine, tall circular fence. Immigrants will then have solved the Far Right issue as they will be allowed to spout as much bollocks as they like from within their little enclosure. Not only will this protect society but also go some way to proving that immigrants will do the jobs British workers refuse to consider. Sadly, it will mean we have to bade farewell to some of our more knuckle-dragging forum members, but I am sure we will all pull through. We do need to watch out for confusion taking place. For example: cooling does not belong in the sapling enclosure, no matter what trite gash he posts. No. He belongs somewhere that the public are able to view him and thank their respective Gods that their offspring did not turn out that way. Right, it's Friday and I can't be arsed to do any work so I'm off to a Benefits office with a wheelbarrow to load up on free money. Make sure you don't shave or anything. Anecdotal evdience suggests it is much easier to claim benefits if you don't look like you could actually get a job. Look at that motorbike riding bloke of Watchdog / Rogue Traders! He was easly recongnised as a bloke of the telly, but as he is Portugese or something he clearly looks like a benefit claimaint and therefore got away with it.
Guest MattP Posted 2 November 2012 Posted 2 November 2012 How do you actually fcuk up your life so bad you end up out of work dressed like this looking like these lot on a Thursday afternoon shouting "Tory Scum", some people still continue to amaze me. Just look at the state of them.
FoxyPV Posted 2 November 2012 Posted 2 November 2012 Calling him 'Tory scum' is insulting to millions of British people who vote Conservative. Just like calling someone 'a gay...' or 'a black...' Not even close. You can change your political beliefs with ease but changing your skin colour or your sexuality is that bit harder.
Guest Posted 2 November 2012 Posted 2 November 2012 Not even close. You can change your political beliefs with ease but changing your skin colour or your sexuality is that bit harder. Calling him scum is wrong though isn't it? Why should any of us defend that sort of behavior. If they have a gripe then air it pleasantly at the correct time or simply vote for the opposition. Calling him tory scum is no better than calling a copper a pleb.
Guest MattP Posted 2 November 2012 Posted 2 November 2012 Calling him scum is wrong though isn't it? It's fcuking ironic looking at the picture of them.
FoxyPV Posted 2 November 2012 Posted 2 November 2012 Calling him scum is wrong though isn't it? Why should any of us defend that sort of behavior. If they have a gripe then air it pleasantly at the correct time or simply vote for the opposition. Calling him tory scum is no better than calling a copper a pleb. But.............the tories are scum
Captain... Posted 2 November 2012 Posted 2 November 2012 But.............the tories are scum Now that's just not true, there are some good ones, they just don't make the news, or the cabinet, or have any real say or influence in anything, but I'm sure there are some, like,... erm ... Ma... no.... oh that one with the hookers he was alright until then, ...erm...Churchill, he was a tory, I think, in fact his Dad invented Toryism... It was all down hill from there though.
1964FOX Posted 2 November 2012 Posted 2 November 2012 I have a friend who's a Tory and he's a top bloke. Just his politics are crap but oddly enough he thinks mine are.
Daggers Posted 2 November 2012 Posted 2 November 2012 Make sure you don't shave or anything. Anecdotal evdience suggests it is much easier to claim benefits if you don't look like you could actually get a job. Look at that motorbike riding bloke of Watchdog / Rogue Traders! He was easly recongnised as a bloke of the telly, but as he is Portugese or something he clearly looks like a benefit claimaint and therefore got away with it. Thanks for the concern, Jon. Advice taken.
Benji Posted 2 November 2012 Posted 2 November 2012 What a sad life to lead. 15 minutes of fame box ticked.
Daggers Posted 2 November 2012 Posted 2 November 2012 What a sad life to lead. 15 minutes of fame box ticked. Horrible, dangerous man. I resent and reject both of those comments.
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