Boris Heckled

[Daggers]

50% of my immigrants are going to be Asian Babes.

[21st Century Fox]

I think we can all agree that if you rearrange the word IMMIGRANTS you get IMAM STRING which we should all be concerned about.

[MooseBreath]

50% of my immigrants are going to be Asian Babes.

Something we agree on.

The other 50% should be the strongest males, who we enslave to build shit, feeding them rice and pigeon meat

[Corky]

Calling him 'Tory scum' is insulting to millions of British people who vote Conservative.

Just like calling someone 'a gay...' or 'a black...'

What actually goes on in your head?

[acooling08]

I have a business proposition for you. I'll supply a nice little, striped tent and you sit in it, I'll then coax passers-by to enter the tent at a cost of say 50p a time and then you start talking. We'll bill it as "The Boy Who Talks Endless Shit", we'll travel around the country and make millions. I'll split it 60:40 as it is my tent.

55:45 and you bring me the occasional McDonald's and you've got yourself a deal.

[acooling08]

What actually goes on in your head?

As somebody who voted Conservative at the last election, I find the 'Tory scum' label slightly insulting... so every conservative voter is scum?

I guess it's like black people disliking John Terry for what he said to Anton Ferdinand...

[Guest MattP]

To be fair "Tory" is generally only used as an insult if you live in a right shithole.

Always baffled when people used it in that way.

[21st Century Fox]

55:45 and you bring me the occasional McDonald's and you've got yourself a deal.

60:40, you get a Panda Pop and the chance to finger the bearded lady now and again, take it or leave it.

[Captain...]

im going to spend 50% of my taxes on "shaven Haven"

I'm going to shave 50% of 50% of immigrants' havens and tax the rest with an unshaven haven tax.

[flowwolf]

Good for Boris he should have gone a step further and sprayed them with Detol and watched them shrivel like the witch in the Wizard of Oz. Why were they even there don't they have jobs ? ( sorry rhetorical question ) They need culling like the dirty Badgers they are.

[kingfox]

Boris is the man, nearly everything he does is hilarious.

One of the most legendary people in Britain this year.

If you don't like him for his sense of humour, then your a miserable ****.

[21st Century Fox]

Boris is the man, nearly everything he does is hilarious.

One of the most legendary people in Britain this year.

If you don't like him for his sense of humour, then your a miserable ****.

Were he a comedian all of that would be relevant.

[I am Rod Hull]

Did anyone see his "who do you think you are" episode?

[The Year Of The Fox]

How did i guess one of the protesters would be a short haired woman with a nose ring dressed like a tramp ？

Well Done Boris

[MooseBreath]

Were he a comedian all of that would be relevant.

But you're not a comedian either, so why are you always so funny.... Oh.

[1964FOX]

My worry is he is waiting for 'Tory boy' Cameron to **** up just enough and he will jump into his place. As much as I hate Cameron I hope Boris doesn't get in as he would give the Tories a good chanc of re election, with Zcameron you can see what yo are getting, a toff who will look after the rich and dnt giv a shit about the working class peasants. As others have said Boris may be even more rightwing but he hides it well behind his persona. All thi and I still can't dislike him which is why. Worry.

[Jon the Hat]

I think we should tax everyone over 50% of their earnings and spend it all on immigrants.

Well point 1) is already in place. Point 2) will mean actually doing what the BNP think we are already doing, which doen't feel like the rigth move really.

Were he a comedian all of that would be relevant.

Yes, god forbid we have someone with a sense of humour running things, that would be a bloody disaster wouldn't it!!

[Jon the Hat]

My worry is he is waiting for 'Tory boy' Cameron to **** up just enough and he will jump into his place. As much as I hate Cameron I hope Boris doesn't get in as he would give the Tories a good chanc of re election, with Zcameron you can see what yo are getting, a toff who will look after the rich and dnt giv a shit about the working class peasants. As others have said Boris may be even more rightwing but he hides it well behind his persona. All thi and I still can't dislike him which is why. Worry.

Boris will be back in the commons after the next election as MP for Croydon South.

[Daggers]

Well point 1) is already in place. Point 2) will mean actually doing what the BNP think we are already doing, which doen't feel like the rigth move really.

Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon...

As the only Tory on the forum (that I'm aware of) who isn't a cvnt, you are missing the big picture. By spending our increased tax revenue on buying more immigrants we will be able to repatriate the Far Right into a group of saplings three miles West of Stoke. Some of the immigrants can then be fashioned into a fine, tall circular fence. Immigrants will then have solved the Far Right issue as they will be allowed to spout as much bollocks as they like from within their little enclosure. Not only will this protect society but also go some way to proving that immigrants will do the jobs British workers refuse to consider.

Sadly, it will mean we have to bade farewell to some of our more knuckle-dragging forum members, but I am sure we will all pull through. We do need to watch out for confusion taking place. For example: cooling does not belong in the sapling enclosure, no matter what trite gash he posts. No. He belongs somewhere that the public are able to view him and thank their respective Gods that their offspring did not turn out that way.

Right, it's Friday and I can't be arsed to do any work so I'm off to a Benefits office with a wheelbarrow to load up on free money.

[21st Century Fox]

Yes, god forbid we have someone with a sense of humour running things, that would be a bloody disaster wouldn't it!!

I like The X-Factor too!!

[Guest]

He is a joke but then so are most of the politicians nowadays - at least he realises it.

I've never voted Tory in my life but I have nothing against him calling those people lefty tossers.

[ADK]

Bit sad that people would vote for someone because hes "funny" "abit of a joke" ect.

[Kilworthfox]

What do the lefties shouting at Boris actually think they have achieved by shouting anti conservative slogans?

The only thing they will achieve IMO will be that floating voters will disassociate themselves from the innapropriately behaving demonstrators & will be more likely to vote for Boris or who ever he supports.

It's a bit like when 2 Jags punched the guy who egged him, I'm no labour supporter, but John was well within his rights to give the egg chucker a jab or 2 haha.

I like it when a politician loses control & does or says something unsusal because of innapropriate political protesting.

[21st Century Fox]

I would guess that most floating voters wouldn't be inclined to vote the same way as the residents of The Peoples Republic of Stokes Croft anyway.

[AdamN]

Bit sad that people would vote for someone because hes "funny" "abit of a joke" ect.

It would be if voting on "policies" and "being a strong leader" ever actually worked.