Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 14 November 2012 Posted 14 November 2012 "They put a manhole cover on the nuclear bomb, blew up the bomb... never saw the manhole cover again"
21st Century Fox Posted 14 November 2012 Posted 14 November 2012 "The coldness gets rid of the badness".
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 14 November 2012 Posted 14 November 2012 "Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why don't they play the game of Swing-Ball!"
21st Century Fox Posted 14 November 2012 Posted 14 November 2012 "He doesn't like women, yet he's got a couple of kids. That's a bit weird". "He'll fit some chocolate to your feet". "I'll have to put that woman in the oven". "Why are them Jamaican men swinging fish around their head?" "These people from the East Midlands swear a lot".
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 14 November 2012 Posted 14 November 2012 1. Poof Daddy 2. Aerocobbler 3. I need to bake her 4. De Trout Spinners 5. Tourette's Trent Derby "Me dad put a Forest Gump in a wheelie bin"
21st Century Fox Posted 14 November 2012 Posted 14 November 2012 "Me dad put a Forest Gump in a wheelie bin" "He was gettin' outta 'and".
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 14 November 2012 Posted 14 November 2012 "One of the old ladies started causing problems?"
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 15 November 2012 Posted 15 November 2012 "Anyway this tricycle comes whizzin' past..."
21st Century Fox Posted 15 November 2012 Posted 15 November 2012 "No I think it got alright that one, or is that the.... no it did get run over".
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 15 November 2012 Posted 15 November 2012 "Whoa whoa whoa, don't be chuckin' that out, you might need it later"
21st Century Fox Posted 15 November 2012 Posted 15 November 2012 "Karl, what did you think the plural of mongoose was?" ".... ******".
stix Posted 15 November 2012 Posted 15 November 2012 There is a 'Karl vs Steve' Compilation up on youtube. Cant link it properly as im on my phone but its brilliant. There is also a 'Monkey News' one on there too.
21st Century Fox Posted 15 November 2012 Posted 15 November 2012 "I had a dream about 'em the other night, about the group itself, I had a t-shirt on, it said on the t-shirt So Solid Poo and I was walking down the street and they came towards me".
VinceNoir Posted 15 November 2012 Posted 15 November 2012 5 of my favourites in no particular order 1) "Yeah, but what I mean is....... I don't know what I mean" 2) "Got some mail the other day. It was addressed to Mr. Dilkington." 3) "If it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage" 4) "If it's all about arse, why don't gays like tit?" 5) “In a way I don't get it, and if I think about it too much, it hurts a bit."
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 15 November 2012 Posted 15 November 2012 "If it's all about arse, why don't gays like tit? If it's all about arse, why don't gays like tit! If it's all about arse, Steve... Why don't gays like a little bit of tit?"
SystonFox Posted 15 November 2012 Posted 15 November 2012 What's the codeword he uses for when he's been kidnapped? Eccles tart? Minds gone blank
VinceNoir Posted 15 November 2012 Posted 15 November 2012 What's the codeword he uses for when he's been kidnapped? Eccles tart? Minds gone blank Congress tart !
SystonFox Posted 15 November 2012 Posted 15 November 2012 Congress tart ! Boom! Like seriously what is he on? Fantastic! He can't be an actor it's just too damn good
Raw Dykes Posted 16 November 2012 Posted 16 November 2012 "No-one likes picking on an invalid." (deathly silence)
21st Century Fox Posted 16 November 2012 Posted 16 November 2012 "Cat food, it stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die"
Guest Posted 20 November 2012 Posted 20 November 2012 Obviously has it's followers on here. Just read the thread and didn't laugh once. Humour - everyone has their own.
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