leicsmac Posted 18 January 2013 Posted 18 January 2013 1989 Ashes series, Merv Hughes to Robin Smith. After playing and missing a Merv delivery, Big Merv snapped: "You can't ****ing bat". Next ball Smith proceeded to belt Hughes to the fence for four runs and replied: "Hey Merv! We make a good pair. I can't ****ing bat and you can't ****ing bowl!".
Webbo Posted 18 January 2013 Posted 18 January 2013 West Indian batsman Viv Richards was notorious for punishing bowlers that dared to sledge him. So much so, that many opposing captains banned their players from the practice. However in a county game against Glamorgan, Greg Thomas attempted to sledge him after he had played and missed at several balls in a row. He informed Richards: "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering." Richards hammered the next delivery out of the cricket grounds and into a nearby river. Turning to the bowler, he commented: "Greg, you know what it looks like, now go and find it."
turkish14 Posted 18 January 2013 Posted 18 January 2013 My favourite Rod marsh to beefy..... " how's your wife and my kids" Beefy replied " the wife's fine, kids retarded". :-)
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 18 January 2013 Posted 18 January 2013 James Ormond to Mark Waugh was a good one. MW "Fook me what are you doing out here, there is no way you're good enough to play for England?" JO "Maybe not but atleast i'm the best player in my family.
The Doctor Posted 18 January 2013 Posted 18 January 2013 I quite like the sound of this one: Viv Richards hit Merv Hughes for four consecutive boundaries in one over. Merv stops halfway down the pitch, farted loudly, and said to Viv: “let’s see you hit that to the boundary!â€
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 19 January 2013 Posted 19 January 2013 I quite like the sound of this one: Viv Richards hit Merv Hughes for four consecutive boundaries in one over. Merv stops halfway down the pitch, farted loudly, and said to Viv: “let’s see you hit that to the boundary!†Haha in my junior cricket days we had a player that could fart on demand, i would keep and he would field in first slip and he would fart right next to the batsmen in between overs to try and put him off.
Voll Blau Posted 19 January 2013 Posted 19 January 2013 Mark Waugh standing at second slip, Adam Parore played & missed the first ball. Mark – “Oh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were shit then, you’re ****ing useless nowâ€. Parore- (Turning around) “Yeah, that’s me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly slut & now I hear you’ve married her. You dumb cuntâ€. lol
The Doctor Posted 19 January 2013 Posted 19 January 2013 Haha in my junior cricket days we had a player that could fart on demand, i would keep and he would field in first slip and he would fart right next to the batsmen in between overs to try and put him off. I read that slightly wrongly the first time round - thought for a second you Aussies had combined fisting with cricket.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 19 January 2013 Posted 19 January 2013 I read that slightly wrongly the first time round - thought for a second you Aussies had combined fisting with cricket. Only when we won
The Doctor Posted 19 January 2013 Posted 19 January 2013 Only when we won Victory fisting, good work.
Guest Bilo Posted 20 January 2013 Posted 20 January 2013 Sledging should be used in all sports in my opinion. Even golf.
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