Danno Posted 26 March 2013 Posted 26 March 2013 Can you self check for diabetes? Yeah you can if you have one of those glucose indicator sticks to measure glucose in your urine.
Captain... Posted 26 March 2013 Posted 26 March 2013 Try this mate. Safety first and all. I was actually worried when I couldn't see anything in number 5, but the good thing is there is nothing wrong with my eyes I'm just gay. Thinking about it would you rather be gay and have perfect eyesight or blind and straight?
scottthefox Posted 26 March 2013 Posted 26 March 2013 I was actually worried when I couldn't see anything in number 5, but the good thing is there is nothing wrong with my eyes I'm just gay. Thinking about it would you rather be gay and have perfect eyesight or blind and straight? Blind and straight, you could shag the ugliest birds on the earth and never know how bad they are, result!
Rincewind Posted 26 March 2013 Author Posted 26 March 2013 If you had perfect eyesight you would know which hole you were poking.. Going to try and see the doctor tomorrow. Off bed now. Just hoping I feel better in the morning. Eyes still runny. I was worrying that It could be more serious so reluctant to visit the doctor. I suppose it's best to know one way or the other. It's the near fainting that gets me worried. Also feeling tired a lot more. Last two or three days gone for a sleep in the afternoon. Sign of getting old I expect.
johnny the fox Posted 26 March 2013 Posted 26 March 2013 I could see a man fooking a monkey in number 5, is that bad?
Rincewind Posted 27 March 2013 Author Posted 27 March 2013 No I don't think so. Just Mooses sense of humour. As soon as I saw his name up in the replies I knew he would not take my post seriously. I'm a bit better this morning. Eye still watery. Might be just an infection I've picked up. Left eye lazy can't close the right.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 27 March 2013 Posted 27 March 2013 Could it be you have some semen in your eye?
Rincewind Posted 27 March 2013 Author Posted 27 March 2013 No. Made an appointment to see the quack 10.50. today so I'll let you know. Just been doctors and been given eyedrops for my eye and booked in for a blood test next Friday.
Guest Posted 27 March 2013 Posted 27 March 2013 I was actually worried when I couldn't see anything in number 5, but the good thing is there is nothing wrong with my eyes I'm just gay. Thinking about it would you rather be gay and have perfect eyesight or blind and straight? Isn't going blind a direct link to being straight. I could see a man fooking a monkey in number 5, is that bad? Ken, it's normal for eyesight to deteriorate with age. adjust your screen to 110 or 125% and get some glasses for reading the newspaper/books etc...
I am Rod Hull Posted 27 March 2013 Posted 27 March 2013 Could it be you have some semen in your eye? I hate it when that happens.
Rincewind Posted 28 March 2013 Author Posted 28 March 2013 I have reading glasses. Went bed at 9pm last night. Thought things had improved early this morning but eye starting to sting again. Just put eyedrops in.
Alf Bentley Posted 28 March 2013 Posted 28 March 2013 Could it be you have some semen in your eye? I find your contributions very amusing, but am strangely glad that you don't live next door to me. I'd expect to find lumps of human flesh in the communal drain. You don't live next door to me, do you?
Dr The Singh Posted 28 March 2013 Posted 28 March 2013 I'm sure it's got worse in the last couple of days. Come home today and tried to write an article and found reading the screen difficult as well as my eyes stinging. Also over the last week I have felt faint and dizzy. Might be my diet or lack of it. If I stop posting I will need help or have snuffed it. I want Imagine at my funeral. Bye: STOP MASTERBATING!!
Rincewind Posted 28 March 2013 Author Posted 28 March 2013 Yes It's just an infection I think. Just annoying.
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