Eastenders

[WhatsHisName]

I'm finding the storyline about Linda getting raped and now being pregnant, and not knowing who the father is to be very interesting

[FoxesAreBlue]

Try finding your balls and man-card instead?

[Sir Fynwy]

Is this still a thing? I last saw Eastenders almost 20 years ago when I was at my mums place.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Try finding your balls and man-card instead?

 

you've succeeded in sounding gayer than anyone on this forum could ever wish by using the phrase "man-card" 

[ScouseFox]

i love the programme eastenders. i am not a west ham fan by any means, but it is a great programme imo. 

[kingfox]

If you saw Jacqueline Jossa tonight, then I'm sure the haters would just tune in for her. 

 

If your gay, then there's Ben Mitchell. 

[FoxesAreBlue]

you've succeeded in sounding gayer than anyone on this forum could ever wish by using the phrase "man-card"

But I still don't watch the soaps! Instead I waste far too much time in the background on here.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

my favourite off the soaps has to be kym marsh for pure milf value but lets be honest debbie dingle is the dream also mariah off corro and punctuation no thanks

 

[ScouseFox]

i would love to share a bath with maria off corrie 

[Soar Fox]

i would love to share a bath with maria off corrie

That Asian bird is a bit of alright aswell.

Shame tangerine balls Windass is going to go through her.

[ScouseFox]

a remarkable step up from the one in the wheelchair, the boy done good 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

That Asian bird is a bit of alright aswell.

Shame tangerine balls Windass is going to go through her.

 

YES! i thought i was the only one

 

 

shes definitely my tv choice amirite lads also lets not forget georgia may foote off the cobbles, good christ

 

 

LORD PRAISE DE JPEGS

[kingfox]

i would love to share a bath with maria off corrie 

 

 

Do I get taken off ignore now for this?

[Soar Fox]

Maria is not a patch on them two.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Maria is not a patch on them two.

 

And no one is a patch on Kym Marsh who gets better and better with age

[ScouseFox]

i'd leave a patch on kym marsh's face 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I'd leave a patch of on them baps socushe

[ScouseFox]

i started watching hollyoaks again last week too oh wow get your cock ready lads should be the teleguide info imo 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

if there's one thing i tune into the oaks for its a hefty dollop of mercedes mcqueens arse, thing has it's own orbit

 

[ScouseFox]

i'd like to do a hefty dollop on her arse. a dollop of my semen. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

 

MMMMNNNNUUUJJJJGGGGHHHHHH ORBIT

[StanSP]

Subtle middle-finger salute says what she really wants. 

[ScouseFox]

[Grandad.]

I would proper finger blast Nancy Carter.

[Bettsj2]

This thread is so hot right now.