Fez of Mahrez Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 Roll up, roll up all you budding potential inventors or investors. I know you all want a piece of my gonna-make-millions ALL YOU CAN EAT TAKEAWAY BUSINESS!!* * NB - I am still working through a few minor logistical and financial quibbles.
golden gordon Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 Roll up, roll up all you budding potential inventors or investors. I know you all want a piece of my gonna-make-millions ALL YOU CAN EAT TAKEAWAY BUSINESS!!* * NB - I am still working through a few minor logistical and financial quibbles. i've spotted the major flaw, in the fact that its a takeaway and it could be used as a meeting point for extremists why not try an all you can eat sit-in chinese , but only give the customers one chopstick
Fez of Mahrez Posted 6 September 2006 Author Posted 6 September 2006 If you're not fond of that, I have another idea. WASHING LINE UMBRELLAS!
golden gordon Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 If you're not fond of that, I have another idea. WASHING LINE UMBRELLAS! i'll file it with glider plane engines
Fez of Mahrez Posted 6 September 2006 Author Posted 6 September 2006 i'll file it with glider plane engines Have you stolen my ideas list?
golden gordon Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 Have you stolen my ideas list? you mean you were mad enough to write them down ? there's russians about you know
Phube Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 You need to employ One-Armed paper hangers.... I've heard they work really hard!!!
golden gordon Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 You need to employ One-Armed paper hangers.... I've heard they work really hard!!! they must be overseen by one-legged arse kickers to get the best out of them
Monk Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I have actually had a few good ideas of late... but I am only going to tell you my bad ideas... fear of you raring-to-go-entrepreneurs will nick them!! - Interconnecting Marquees for quick set up & custom temporary buildings / events - Insulated food boxes to keep your lunch warm, but actually like tupperware containers with a vacuum, not like the bags. Those were the bad ones.... My good idea has something to do with Travel books but I am not going to share it with you as I am seriously considering it.
golden gordon Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I have actually had a few good ideas of late... but I am only going to tell you my bad ideas... fear of you raring-to-go-entrepreneurs will nick them!! - Interconnecting Marquees for quick set up & custom temporary buildings / events - Insulated food boxes to keep your lunch warm, but actually like tupperware containers with a vacuum, not like the bags. Those were the bad ones.... My good idea has something to do with Travel books but I am not going to share it with you as I am seriously considering it. if its about the best places to go for cheap sex its already been done but you might enjoy thr research
Monk Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 if its about the best places to go for cheap sex its already been done but you might enjoy thr research DAMN NATION!
golden gordon Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 DAMN NATION! don't let it put you off , they could become the new cookery books , whereby everyone will have at least 25 different ones the shelf
Monk Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 don't let it put you off , they could become the new cookery books , whereby everyone will have at least 25 different ones the shelf So your saying there are enough of these places to fill a bookshelf? Wow, I must have missed out there. <Starts looking at flights to bangkok>
Manwell Pablo Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I've got one. Your driving along in your car with your good friend/kids/Gf/wife in the passanger side. When suddenly out of no where the F****** C**** starts fiddling with the radio AHHHHHHHHHHH. LEAVE IT ALONE ITS MY CAR AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Any way a little button on the side of the stearing wheel turns off all the buttons on the radio would be a fantastic. :w00t:
golden gordon Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I've got one. Your driving along in your car with your good friend/kids/Gf/wife in the passanger side. When suddenly out of no where the F****** C**** starts fiddling with the radio AHHHHHHHHHHH. LEAVE IT ALONE ITS MY CAR AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Any way a little button on the side of the stearing wheel turns off all the buttons on the radio would be a fantastic. :w00t: ejector seats have been available for some time now i use mine regularly and be damned with the cost
The People's Hero Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I've got one. Your driving along in your car with your good friend/kids/Gf/wife in the passanger side. When suddenly out of no where the F****** C**** starts fiddling with the radio AHHHHHHHHHHH. LEAVE IT ALONE ITS MY CAR AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Any way a little button on the side of the stearing wheel turns off all the buttons on the radio would be a fantastic. :w00t: Good idea. They could start fitting BMWs with indicators too while they're at it.
Head Honcho Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I'm still waiting for the Patent Office to approve my Tartan Paint! It's been 5 years now and they haven't got back to me. Do you think it's worth giving them a ring?
Monk Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I'm still waiting for the Patent Office to approve my Tartan Paint! It's been 5 years now and they haven't got back to me. Do you think it's worth giving them a ring? Yeah I had the same problem with my "Sky Hooks" idea....
Fez of Mahrez Posted 6 September 2006 Author Posted 6 September 2006 Special edition Keane albums to come with 3-year jail sentences.
The People's Hero Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I'm going to invent a genre of music. It's a bit like RnB, but just not cr ap.
The People's Hero Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 You could call it T.P.H. I might call it BnR. It would be restricted to talentless non-white people pretending to be white. Or something.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 6 September 2006 Author Posted 6 September 2006 You could call it T.P.H. or Soul...
golden gordon Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I'm still waiting for the Patent Office to approve my Tartan Paint! It's been 5 years now and they haven't got back to me. Do you think it's worth giving them a ring? i think they are testing it on the forth bridge but by the time they finish it needs doing again ....be patient they will get back to you i'm sure
golden gordon Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 Yeah I had the same problem with my "Sky Hooks" idea.... the hole in the ozone layer is repairing itself so expect a call soon
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