Guest freund Posted 23 May 2005 Posted 23 May 2005 Episode 1: A New Freund A young lad named Freund enters the Foxestalk world, to much ridicule and public humiliation. Although a charismatic character, he is bullied, by people who are jealous of his intelligence, and knowledge of the force, especially by the evil 'Mod' group. Freund finds out from Obi Wan that he alone is the chosen one, who will bring balance to Foxestalk, by posting witty and constructive arguements on the board, in the face of adversity. His ultimate goal will be to tame the Mods - Darth Scowcroft, Emperor Petrescu and Cobbo the Hutt. Little does Freund know, that the Mod group is forming an evil plot, to ban Freund from the board, preventing him from fulfilling the prophecy, and bringing balance to the board..... Episode 2: The Mods Strike Back The Mods, clearly jealous of Freund, know full well that Freund is likely to become more powerful than any of them, and decide to ask Freund to join the Mod side. This way, Freund will be under their control, although a power on the board, will have to fall into line behind the original Mods, and succumb to their boring, characterless posting. This way they will have ultimate control over Freund, gradually sucking any originality or charisma out of his soul, becoming an empty Mod soul. Freund, sensing the danger, is pushed underground, hiding for his life for a few days. His home planet is destroyed, and anyone sympathetic to Freund (FNQ etc.) are arrested and tortured. It looks like Freund may be gone forever..... Episode 3: Return of the Chosen One Freund finally builds the strength to return. Firstly, he has to dodge the trade embargo, set by Chancellor Shen, and destroyer fleet, under command from General Rice. Freund, using his skills of persuasion, manages to influence the trade ships and destroyer fleet to collide, destroying 2 great forces of evil in the Foxestalk world. His ultimate aim is to take out the evil Mod lords, but first he has an important person, Cobbo the Hutt, to take care of. Freund travels to Fosse planet, leaving dead players in his wake. He gets Cobbo the Hutt, and manages to force him into the pit of Stez, where Cobbo is gradually devoured over the next 1000 years, the most painful of all deaths. Freund, with the help of Fighter Commander Chandler and Bomber Luitenant FNQ set about destroying the evil Mod mainframe. Freund, using the force, manages to destroy the evil server, ridding the Foxestalk world of evil, letting all inhabitants post freely, without the evil Mod lords censoring every post. The End
shen Posted 23 May 2005 Posted 23 May 2005 Wohoo, I made it as chancellor Am I going to be famous now?
Newcastle_Fox Posted 23 May 2005 Posted 23 May 2005 Episode 1: A New FreundA young lad named Freund enters the Foxestalk world, to much ridicule and public humiliation. Although a charismatic character, he is bullied, by people who are jealous of his intelligence, and knowledge of the force, especially by the evil 'Mod' group. Freund finds out from Obi Wan that he alone is the chosen one, who will bring balance to Foxestalk, by posting witty and constructive arguements on the board, in the face of adversity. His ultimate goal will be to tame the Mods - Darth Scowcroft, Emperor Petrescu and Cobbo the Hutt. Little does Freund know, that the Mod group is forming an evil plot, to ban Freund from the board, preventing him from fulfilling the prophecy, and bringing balance to the board..... Episode 2: The Mods Strike Back The Mods, clearly jealous of Freund, know full well that Freund is likely to become more powerful than any of them, and decide to ask Freund to join the Mod side. This way, Freund will be under their control, although a power on the board, will have to fall into line behind the original Mods, and succumb to their boring, characterless posting. This way they will have ultimate control over Freund, gradually sucking any originality or charisma out of his soul, becoming an empty Mod soul. Freund, sensing the danger, is pushed underground, hiding for his life for a few days. His home planet is destroyed, and anyone sympathetic to Freund (FNQ etc.) are arrested and tortured. It looks like Freund may be gone forever..... Episode 3: Return of the Chosen One Freund finally builds the strength to return. Firstly, he has to dodge the trade embargo, set by Chancellor Shen, and destroyer fleet, under command from General Rice. Freund, using his skills of persuasion, manages to influence the trade ships and destroyer fleet to collide, destroying 2 great forces of evil in the Foxestalk world. His ultimate aim is to take out the evil Mod lords, but first he has an important person, Cobbo the Hutt, to take care of. Freund travels to Fosse planet, leaving dead players in his wake. He gets Cobbo the Hutt, and manages to force him into the pit of Stez, where Cobbo is gradually devoured over the next 1000 years, the most painful of all deaths. Freund, with the help of Fighter Commander Chandler and Bomber Luitenant FNQ set about destroying the evil Mod mainframe. Freund, using the force, manages to destroy the evil server, ridding the Foxestalk world of evil, letting all inhabitants post freely, without the evil Mod lords censoring every post. The End 113640[/snapback] What have u been taking/smoking?
Ric Flair Posted 23 May 2005 Posted 23 May 2005 I quite enjoyed that little read. The first remotely humerous thing you've ever posted. By the way, you've missed me out as an 'evil mod' didn't you know I was one? I think that pisses on your trilogy as I would of come along in the end and fed you to the pigs. Back to the drawing board........
Louise Posted 23 May 2005 Posted 23 May 2005 Um, ok. Cobbo the Hutt.113640[/snapback] Cobbo isn't going to like that.
Guest freund Posted 23 May 2005 Posted 23 May 2005 I quite enjoyed that little read. The first remotely humerous thing you've ever posted.By the way, you've missed me out as an 'evil mod' didn't you know I was one? I think that pisses on your trilogy as I would of come along in the end and fed you to the pigs. Back to the drawing board........ 113672[/snapback] Unfortunately you don't have enough personality for me to write about
Guest freund Posted 23 May 2005 Posted 23 May 2005 Brilliant!! 113793[/snapback] I would have added you, but you unfortunately would have been an annoying side character, such as Jar-Jar Binks
Alexikokopops Posted 23 May 2005 Posted 23 May 2005 ,May 23 2005, 6:55 PM]Brilliant!! 113793[/snapback] I would have added you, but you unfortunately would have been an annoying side character, such as Jar-Jar Binks 113801[/snapback] Ah well, I'll just have to wait a few years for the next three.
shen Posted 23 May 2005 Posted 23 May 2005 I quite enjoyed that little read. The first remotely humerous thing you've ever posted.By the way, you've missed me out as an 'evil mod' didn't you know I was one? I think that pisses on your trilogy as I would of come along in the end and fed you to the pigs. Back to the drawing board........ 113672[/snapback] Unfortunately you don't have enough personality for me to write about 113792[/snapback] If I have to point out a flaw it has to be the omission of Master Davieg, the ageless Mod with his boundless wisdom
Guest freund Posted 23 May 2005 Posted 23 May 2005 Someone has far too much time on their hands.... 113741[/snapback] , that's like the richest thing i've ever heard
Guest freund Posted 23 May 2005 Posted 23 May 2005 What have u been taking/smoking? 113671[/snapback] a shit load of crack, what else?
Guest freund Posted 23 May 2005 Posted 23 May 2005 ,May 23 2005, 6:55 PM]Brilliant!! 113793[/snapback] I would have added you, but you unfortunately would have been an annoying side character, such as Jar-Jar Binks 113801[/snapback] Ah well, I'll just have to wait a few years for the next three. 113805[/snapback] OK, C3PO
Guest freund Posted 23 May 2005 Posted 23 May 2005 113924[/snapback] Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers
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