skinnydipper Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 Poster 1 - Wahey. I got a new telly Poster 2 - You got a telly mate. I got a telly too Panasonic P450ZD 48 inches of phwoar Poster 3 - I was on telly once Poster 4 - Pah ! You lightweight. I've been on telly twice. And the radio once too Poster 5 - Tellies are for cvnts. FACT. And paedos. DAB is where it's at Poster 6 - Well I watch telly Poster 5 - Cvnt Poster 7 - The best topping for a telly is vanilla ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. Scrumpilicious :thumbsup: Poster 8 - You can't beat watching telly in a pair of Cuban heels Cuban heels I said Poster 9 - Tellies are sexy. Especially when draped in a pair of French knickers and stockings. Phwoarr Poster 10 - Your telly got a knob on it? Poster 9 - Yeah. A great big fat protuding knob Poster 10 - It's got a knob and wears French Knickers. Sounds more like a tranny then a telly Poster 11 - I saw that Jade Goody on telly once Poster 12 - Well you should 've seen the snow on my telly Poster 13 - Tellies are weapons of mass distraction Poster 14 - Well actually tellies can be weapons of mass destruction according to s453 of the Communications Act 1984 which makes it illegal to drop a telly from a hotel bedroom window Poster 15 - Telly is what's wrong with society today All foreign rubbish . No longer can you buy a British telly made by the British worker for a British wage. You won't catch me watching telly. Why only last night I was watching a documentary that said the telly is single-handedly responsible for a surge in the crimewave Poster 16 - Who made the telly - God or Science ? Discuss Poster 17 - Telly is clearly the product of Intelligent Design Poster 18 - Telly is Satan's tool. But there is incontrovertible proof that God made the telly. The God Channel on Sky channel 666 says God made everything . Poster 19 - I've no real interest in this thread but I haven't posted anywhere for nearly 4 minutes so here I am The telly is smelly especially in New Delhi Poster 20 - Hi. I' m Lucy, a newcomer to this site. I'm 12 years old but will be 16 in 4 years time. I normally watch telly after I've finished my homework Posters 21, 22, 23, and 24 - WELCOME Poster 21 - I could pop round and help you with your homework if you like ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 can i be poster 16 please ? or do you have someone else in mind ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynny Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 what wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 what you'll be poster 19 then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Honcho Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 Do you have to be under 12 to understand wtf you are on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 Do you have to be under 12 to understand wtf you are on about? i'm over 50 and i know what he means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilley Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 This is your fault, Lib. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultra Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 Poster 1 - Wahey. I got a new telly Poster 2 - You got a telly mate. I got a telly too Panasonic P450ZD 48 inches of phwoar Poster 3 - I was on telly once Poster 4 - Pah ! You lightweight. I've been on telly twice. And the radio once too Poster 5 - Tellies are for cvnts. FACT. And paedos. DAB is where it's at Poster 6 - Well I watch telly Poster 5 - Cvnt Poster 7 - The best topping for a telly is vanilla ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. Scrumpilicious :thumbsup: Poster 8 - You can't beat watching telly in a pair of Cuban heels Cuban heels I said Poster 9 - Tellies are sexy. Especially when draped in a pair of French knickers and stockings. Phwoarr Poster 10 - Your telly got a knob on it? Poster 9 - Yeah. A great big fat protuding knob Poster 10 - It's got a knob and wears French Knickers. Sounds more like a tranny then a telly Poster 11 - I saw that Jade Goody on telly once Poster 12 - Well you should 've seen the snow on my telly Poster 13 - Tellies are weapons of mass distaction Poster 14 - Well actually tellies can be weapons of mass destruction according to s453 of the Communications Act 1984 which makes it illegal to drop a telly from a hotel bedroom window Poster 15 - Telly is what's wrong with society today All foreign rubbish . No longer can you buy a British telly made by the British worker for a British wage. You won't catch me watching telly. Why only last night I was watching a documentary that said the telly is single-handedly responsible for a surge in the crimewave Poster 16 - Who made the telly - God or Science ? Discuss Poster 17 - Telly is clearly the product of Intelligent Design Poster 18 - Telly is Satan's tool. But there is incontrovertible proof that God made the telly. The God Channel on Sky channel 666 says God made everything . Poster 19 - I've no real interest in this thread but I haven't posted anywhere for nearly 4 minutes so here I am The telly is smelly especially in New Delhi Poster 20 - Hi. I' m a newcomer to this site. I'm 12 years old but will be 16 in 4 years time. I normally watch telly after I've finished my homework Posters 21, 22, 23, and 24 - WELCOME Poster 21 - I could pop round and help you with your homework if you like ....... Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnydipper Posted 25 February 2009 Author Share Posted 25 February 2009 can i be poster 16 please ? or do you have someone else in mind ? Zingari, you can be anyone you want to be ... except poster 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnydipper Posted 25 February 2009 Author Share Posted 25 February 2009 Do you have to be under 12 to understand wtf you are on about? No But an I.Q of over 70 would help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 Poster 1 - Wahey. I got a new telly Poster 2 - You got a telly mate. I got a telly too Panasonic P450ZD 48 inches of phwoar Poster 3 - I was on telly once Poster 4 - Pah ! You lightweight. I've been on telly twice. And the radio once too Poster 5 - Tellies are for cvnts. FACT. And paedos. DAB is where it's at Poster 6 - Well I watch telly Poster 5 - Cvnt Poster 7 - The best topping for a telly is vanilla ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. Scrumpilicious :thumbsup: Poster 8 - You can't beat watching telly in a pair of Cuban heels Cuban heels I said Poster 9 - Tellies are sexy. Especially when draped in a pair of French knickers and stockings. Phwoarr Poster 10 - Your telly got a knob on it? Poster 9 - Yeah. A great big fat protuding knob Poster 10 - It's got a knob and wears French Knickers. Sounds more like a tranny then a telly Poster 11 - I saw that Jade Goody on telly once Poster 12 - Well you should 've seen the snow on my telly Poster 13 - Tellies are weapons of mass distraction Poster 14 - Well actually tellies can be weapons of mass destruction according to s453 of the Communications Act 1984 which makes it illegal to drop a telly from a hotel bedroom window Poster 15 - Telly is what's wrong with society today All foreign rubbish . No longer can you buy a British telly made by the British worker for a British wage. You won't catch me watching telly. Why only last night I was watching a documentary that said the telly is single-handedly responsible for a surge in the crimewave Poster 16 - Who made the telly - God or Science ? Discuss Poster 17 - Telly is clearly the product of Intelligent Design Poster 18 - Telly is Satan's tool. But there is incontrovertible proof that God made the telly. The God Channel on Sky channel 666 says God made everything . Poster 19 - I've no real interest in this thread but I haven't posted anywhere for nearly 4 minutes so here I am The telly is smelly especially in New Delhi Poster 20 - Hi. I' m Lucy, a newcomer to this site. I'm 12 years old but will be 16 in 4 years time. I normally watch telly after I've finished my homework Posters 21, 22, 23, and 24 - WELCOME Poster 21 - I could pop round and help you with your homework if you like ....... I should post this in the congratulations thread but it would probably get missed. MODS PLEASE DON'T DELETE, Ooops sorry about the capitals. Congratulations Skinny on a great parody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 This is your fault, Lib. Woah, what did I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Honcho Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 NoBut an I.Q of over 70 would help Damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilley Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 Woah, what did I do? What didn't you do, more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 I have a TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 What didn't you do, more like. I didn't not become the Messiah of FoxesTalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 poster 25 ; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 Cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 poster 22 ; I don't understand what's so funny, is there some hidden text? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilo Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 Poster 1 - Wahey. I got a new telly Poster 2 - You got a telly mate. I got a telly too Panasonic P450ZD 48 inches of phwoar Poster 3 - I was on telly once Poster 4 - Pah ! You lightweight. I've been on telly twice. And the radio once too Poster 5 - Tellies are for cvnts. FACT. And paedos. DAB is where it's at Poster 6 - Well I watch telly Poster 5 - Cvnt Poster 7 - The best topping for a telly is vanilla ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. Scrumpilicious :thumbsup: Poster 8 - You can't beat watching telly in a pair of Cuban heels Cuban heels I said Poster 9 - Tellies are sexy. Especially when draped in a pair of French knickers and stockings. Phwoarr Poster 10 - Your telly got a knob on it? Poster 9 - Yeah. A great big fat protuding knob Poster 10 - It's got a knob and wears French Knickers. Sounds more like a tranny then a telly Poster 11 - I saw that Jade Goody on telly once Poster 12 - Well you should 've seen the snow on my telly Poster 13 - Tellies are weapons of mass distraction Poster 14 - Well actually tellies can be weapons of mass destruction according to s453 of the Communications Act 1984 which makes it illegal to drop a telly from a hotel bedroom window Poster 15 - Telly is what's wrong with society today All foreign rubbish . No longer can you buy a British telly made by the British worker for a British wage. You won't catch me watching telly. Why only last night I was watching a documentary that said the telly is single-handedly responsible for a surge in the crimewave Poster 16 - Who made the telly - God or Science ? Discuss Poster 17 - Telly is clearly the product of Intelligent Design Poster 18 - Telly is Satan's tool. But there is incontrovertible proof that God made the telly. The God Channel on Sky channel 666 says God made everything . Poster 19 - I've no real interest in this thread but I haven't posted anywhere for nearly 4 minutes so here I am The telly is smelly especially in New Delhi Poster 20 - Hi. I' m Lucy, a newcomer to this site. I'm 12 years old but will be 16 in 4 years time. I normally watch telly after I've finished my homework Posters 21, 22, 23, and 24 - WELCOME Poster 21 - I could pop round and help you with your homework if you like ....... Can we play a game of guess the poster based on their joke threads? Awesome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 I don't understand what's so funny, is there some hidden text? i'm adding a new poster ( number 22 but it should be 25 sorry ) who always does this in every thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted 25 February 2009 Share Posted 25 February 2009 I don't understand what's so funny, is there some hidden text? You know more than me mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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