Some of my shitty but amazing Kermit Jokes
Whats green and smells of pork?
Kermits Fingers
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The police raided Kermit the frogs lilly pad this morning, they were shocked! They found the worst stash of Frog's Spawn they had ever seen.
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What has Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth got in common?
They both have "The" as the middle name.
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Why did the Kermit the frog become a lighthouse keeper ?
He had his own frog horn !
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How do frogs die ?
They kermit suidide
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What does Kermith The Frog drink ?
Croaka-cola