Danizen

Reverse that, you fat, smelly nonce!

In other words,

Blatter was forced out because of his corruption and replaced with someone a lot worse. I almost want to see Infantino go just to see what they can muster up to replace him. Probably The Penguin from Batman.

Infantino during his lobster dinner

We're normally on the other side of games like this

Jude launching himself for that header.

I saw Potter singing the Swedish national anthem as well. He definitely dodged a bullet when he turned us down (four times).

I like how the media are translating Mbappe's quotes as, 'getting our hands dirty.' That's not quite what he said...💩

If Paraguay somehow go through, who will be the French Rodri being all pissy towards the team that shithoused them? My money would be on Cherki.

Santa's on the pull!

I was going to add really go in on the black players but Argentina don't have any.

If Paraguay win tonight it will be one of the most wide open World Cups ever. Big if...

Same but that would look dodgy as f***

Good luck to him. He'll probably be ripping it up for Borussia Dortmund in three years.

You could say that about most of the Spanish team. Especially Rodri and Yamal.

Ahh, the famous 'how many own goals have you scored today, Wout?' picture.

I like seeing Norway and Sweden fans wearing viking helmets but the Belgian vikings in the crowd can **** clean off.

If Tuchel hates Spence as much as he seems to, why does he keep picking him?

****ing autocorrect. Betty would have had better positioning, though.

Is Madueke too good to track back? Spencer was left alone, 2 on 1 there.

It's so distracting how bad the BBC's Seattle wallpaper is compared to ITV's Manhattan skyline.

Oof. Just give them the trophy now. That way we don't have to see Trump's smug ballbag face.

Probably late. They weren't there for Martin's whole 'be on time' speech so they probably thought they could turn up whenever.

Just caught him walking out the bogs..

It's sad to see Ronaldo. There's signs of plastic surgery, hair transplant, make up and excessive grooming suggests he's desperately clinging on to youth and not accepting that it's over. When he plays, it's like the football equivalent of all of the above. He needs to retire.