Danizen

And we'd all be in the away end, having a great time!

No and fvck no

Man City remixing our worst ever away kit.

I'm glad the penny's finally dropping with some on here. Twenty minutes where he didn't stink the place out against Stoke and a few fancy touches against teams waiting to bypass him with a counter attack do not make a great midfielder. Not at this level, not in League 1. Hopefully we find some mug to take him off our hands.

Managers talk to each other and anyone worth getting would avoid us like we're a Joachim Lowe handshake.

Buckets, next season?

I didn't know OneRepublic were Leicester fans.

So it doesn't have enough personality to have been generated by an AI?

And we still get grief for sacking him

That last line is laughable. What were we doing for the past 75+ games?

Make sure you're in your seat early for this. There isn't a tifo or anything, you just don't want to miss Swansea's first two goals.

His long throws as well has anything other than the opposition immediately getting the ball back happened after our wannabe Rory Delap throws one in?

Please be Faes

Going by Rudkin's career trajectory, this waste of space will be sat the other side of Top in 20 years in his new role as Chief Technical Footballing Excellence Officer, or some shit. Woeful.

I'm hoping we all wake up in the morning to find the world is a considerably better place...

Perfect Halloween costume. You.and your mate buy one and go.as Ricardo's knees.

Last time it was sold to a pension fund in America.

Looking at the outright odds. You can get Curacao and Haiti 5000/1 and I wish I could say I'm not tempted... I'll probably stick £20 on France at a more realistic 8/1.

We should have made sure it was a possibility. We can't afford passengers. Another fvck up from everyone's favourite youth coach/caretaker manager/director of football/chief football officer(!).

I've barely followed the Premier League since last year. How long has Hermansen been back in the West Ham team and do the fans rate him now?

I can't wait for the internal review that results in Jon Rudkin being promoted yet again.

Ohhhh, his name is Leonardo... One of the best songs, from the best period in our history.

Is that absolute shocker still at the end of Tudor Road? The one where Jobber looks Chinese?

I like his videos on Instagram.

No. If (and that's a big if), Top sells, there has to be better out there than what we saw at Newcastle. Also, he's pigheaded with clear disdain for the fans. He'd hire Dennis Wise to the board in a heartbeat and we'd just have to put up with it.