MrLuke

I’d start with Luke Shaw.

Very pleased, cheers all. In Leicester for my Nan’s funeral on the Thursday (she was 103), so this is a great antidote.

Matt Elliott

I just love that he’s replied too. 😂

Not enough homeless tents to be the Rec

Didn’t realise it wasn’t on tv, the hunt for a stream begins.

Bye mate.

Being a deluded bastard, I'm still waiting for us to put a cheeky bid in for Bale on loan (yes yes I know it won't happen).

It's also annoying me that the Red-Amber-Green colour code should really be the other way round. Amateurs.

Great article talking about Maguire’s pros and cons, and United’s transfer policy. First paragraph is a cracker. https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2019/jul/07/manchester-united-potential-ole-gunnar-solskjaer?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

nothing says “new signing” like sinister music in a darkened room.

https://twitter.com/lcfc/status/1146735406915960832?s=21

The whole sub thing isn’t needed I don’t think. Already picturing the first player to run to the centre circle to be as far away as possible from any touchline just before being subbed ?. all the others are spot on though.

I’m trying not to read into things here but that wink at the end is making me think he’s staying. Also, my phone tried to autocorrect to another word that’s similar to wink which would’ve put the message in an entirely different context.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/may/07/david-squires-on-the-premier-league-champions-league-and-kit-news