TheUltimateWinner

There was always a rumour that Ashley used to own certain high streets in Leicestershire

Just been asked to play in the All Star XI

Only going if it’s served lukewarm and eggy

Good luck to him. I think our tenure since he left has shown just how much of a positive impact he had.

Preki is managing the all star team, his plane from America has finally landed

That’s hilarious but also totally deserved

Amazing how far his English has come, speaks more eloquently than me. Still remember his first interview for us where Knockaert had to translate. Legend of a player.

Any bookies taking bets? I want to stick my life savings on YB29 getting sent off for two footing KSI

Do we get to play the First Team? I fancy my chances

If we had rush keepers I’d tune in and watch

I’m looking forward to Ricardo being subbed off and handing the captains band to Winks

How does this club, even at rock bottom, continue to anger me We somehow find levels to sink lower

Have it on good authority at least half the squad didn’t want to play tonight They just couldn’t be arsed to walk to the managers office on the first floor to tell him

Did anyone tell him he’s the manager? All the comments in the media he makes come across as if he’s on the outside looking in.

He’s probably entrusted Rudkin to do the clean up again Which will result in Mavis the tea lady being held responsible We promote!

Are the fans greeting the players as they arrive paid actors?

**** off - Harry Winks 2026

Not sure but can guarantee we will spend all summer arsing about Starting pre season with no manager and having our inept DOF make transfers which the new manager ultimately won’t like This disjointed pre season will eat into our main season Rinse and repeat until King Power **** off

I ****ing hate the clowns at this club.

I don’t understand how players who are paid tens of thousands of pounds per week don’t know the basics of defending

Words can’t describe the level of disgust I have towards the two clowns running this club. They’ve ruined this club.