Parafox

You know those metal cut-outs of players they use to imitate a defensive wall... that.

It's hard to get injured when your lying flat on the pitch.

Rowatt doesn't actually want the job.

Me too. I didn't expect that. And I don't understand it, either.

I was thinking more begins with R and ends with udkin

Someone's drugged Rowett.

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I thought alcohol was banned in the grounds and surrounding outlets on match days?

Is there something wrong with your keyboard? Or have you been on the McEwan's

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Blatantly tripped his wife as she was approaching the bed area, thereby impeding a goal scoring opportunity..

We weren't. We overachieved against the odds. Good times.

I know doctors and medics have to abide by the Hippocratic Oath to save every life, but I can imagine there were a few that would have wanted to unplug the life support.

If a speed camera catches you doing 44mph in a 40, would you challenge it?

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It's a shyt news site. It's not worth the subscription. You can find most of what they hide behind a paywall via the BBC local news website or Google.

It's "regime change".

Death to the infidels

2027

We all know the bloke's a simpleton in terms of owning a a football club. No clue, no interest, no plan for the club he's been lumbered with since his father's tragic death. The "loyalty to his dad's legacy" is bollox. Sell up and let us no longer be hamstrung by you. please.

That made me feel sick. I already have mild anxiety. I'm gonna have to increase my meds.

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Unintentional pun