Parafox

Nothing will ever come close

Oh my god Sweden. The only song that made me laugh and toe tap.

Sweden. WTF

Never realised... Turned them back off for Denmark

Never realised... Turned them back off for Denmark

It might be better if we had subtitles tbf. They aren't the Beatles like they wannabe

Just said the exact same thing yo Mrs para

Switzerland is a song I'd listen to whilst pissed and feeling emotionally introspective

Saliva?

That interlude showing how they stage the show... what a job these people do

Everything?

Where's the silly novelty songs this year? ESC has gone all serious

Poland's version of a younger Bonnie Tyler

Be brash, be bold and show us your crotch

Likely winner but maybe not enough gay appeal

It did

You're the new Miquel The Work Geordie

He's not remotely funny

Any song that appears to mention a doner kebab gets my vote

Dreadful. Worse than the Wurst.

Just watched the highlights again on YouTube. Irrespective of my support for City, that was one of the best goals of any FA cup final. However, George Best's 6 goals in 1970 is also worth a mention: OK it's not the final and it's Northampton Town but even so, what a performance What about the state of that pitch?

It is tomorrow night. I don't know why, but it just seemed amusing that you mentioned Sweden and Denmark on the eve of Eurovision.

Are you watching Eurovision?

Newsnight tonight and the interview with the woman from Reform has confirmed my thoughts that they are an extension of MAGA. Utterly blinkered, borderline racist, very unpleasant. And she admitted to being a magistrate. Well, Quelle surprise.

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